Katawa Shoujo Achievements

[someguy1294]

Now We Are All Bastards

Admit that Potato's Ariostcrat Joke was actually kind of funny.

Fixed.

[SpunkySix]

I Have No Amputee And I Must Dance

Realize that you will never dance with your waifu

[AaronIsCrunchy]

With the works

Gather every girl in the game around the lunch table and give Lilly a BLT sandwich with "special mayonnaise" on it

Keeping it together

Maintain a totally straight face while eating it. 'It's only mayonnaise, after all.'

Now We Are All Bastards

Admit that Potato's Ariostcrat Joke was actually kind of funny.

Fixed.

I've not been here long enough.

Continue to be appalled by Potato's Aristocrat Joke.

The Nomiyan Lion

In penance for unexpectedly choosing to study media at college, Mutou sets you 12 Labours, the first of which is to go to the art department and bring back the skin of Nomiya.

[Fubard]

Has anyone ever watched Snatch?

oooohhhhh. A *movie* reference. Sorry, my mind wandered.

Nemesis
Call Jigoro "an 'orrible cunt". Because he is.

Zee Germans
Take over a second room in the dorms, and declare it lebensraum.

To Keep It Warm
Attend class with a tea cozy on your head.

Not In Sync With Evolution
Convince the shanghai to go non-dairy.

I Fuckin' Hate Pikeys
[unintelligible]

[Numb]

Uwotm8

• Like Jigoro more than one of the main girls

[Munchenhausen]

Now We Are All Bastards
Realize that Cook was right about this topic

Comparing how this thread started as to how it is now...
My God, you're right.

Grass Is Greener
Play a different route than a girl with your real life disability to learn more about what it's like and compare the two thoughtfully

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with SpunkySix

I Fuckin' Hate Pikeys
[unintelligible]

Theh Goo' Dags. D'ya Liek Dags?

• Buy Hanako a puppy

What's The Matter, You Never Heard A Dog Squeak Before?

• Successfully calm her down after the puppy swallows its own squeaky toy

[AussieInquisitor]

I Have No Amputee And I Must Dance

Realize that you will never dance with your waifu

Damn, Spunky, you sure know how to take the wind out of a guy's sails. And to think I used to be a tap-dancer.

[Potato]

I Better Get Royalties For This, Damn It
Enjoy a hearty bowl of Potat-O's, the official breakfast of KS fans who make sociopath jokes about Hanako.

I've never made a sociopath joke about Hanako.

Jigoro's Trophy: Take Hanako to a carnival and win her a giant teddy bear with notably realistic fur.

[someguy1294]

I Better Get Royalties For This, Damn It
Enjoy a hearty bowl of Potat-O's, the official breakfast of KS fans who make sociopath jokes about Hanako.

I've never made a sociopath joke about Hanako.

You have never NOT made a sociopath joke about Hanako.

This Will All End In Tears
Ship Potato with Hanako.

[Munchenhausen]

This Will All End In Tears
Ship Potato with Hanako.

fucking OTP right there
*to the fanfic writing desk!*

[AaronIsCrunchy]

I Better Get Royalties For This, Damn It
Enjoy a hearty bowl of Potat-O's, the official breakfast of KS fans who make sociopath jokes about Hanako.

I've never made a sociopath joke about Hanako.

You have never NOT made a sociopath joke about Hanako.

This Will All End In Tears
Ship Potato with Hanako.

That went better than expected
Hanako and Potato have a long, fulfilling life together, with a child called Lilly, concluding with Hanako dying in Potato's arms at the age of 87.
Potato only torments Hanako so much because he cares so much about her... that's how it works right?

[someguy1294]

This Will All End In Tears
Ship Potato with Hanako.

fucking OTP right there
*to the fanfic writing desk!*

I think we have finally conceived a ship more horrifying than Nomiya/Rin.

[Trogdor]

COME ON EILEEN
Give the new one-legged transfer student a pearl necklace.

PINK FLAMINGOS
Convince Lilly that Niji's latest offering is in fact tasty, tasty chocolate.

RED STAPLER
Get your dorm room transferred to the basement, set the building on fire, and sue Jigoro and Hanako for stealing your Jump To Conclusions mat.

[Potato]

That went better than expected
Hanako and Potato have a long, fulfilling life together, with a child called Lilly, concluding with Hanako dying in Potato's arms at the age of 87.
Potato only torments Hanako so much because he cares so much about her... that's how it works right?

Exactly!

And anyway, how could it end in tears? The fire would be too hot for moisture.

@Trogdor: Come on Eileen...Cum on, I lean...Because you're cumming on her and she has to lean on stuff to stand due to missing a leg. HA, I GET IT.

Mustache Ride: Grow a luxurious handlebar 'stache. Borrow Kenji's shrink ray to shrink all the girls into tiny adorable critters. Carry them around for the day in said 'stache.

[Trogdor]

@Trogdor: Come on Eileen...Cum on, I lean...Because you're cumming on her and she has to lean on stuff to stand due to missing a leg. HA, I GET IT.

Of all the people here, I figured you were most likely to understand the Pink Flamingos reference.

Son, I am disappoint.