Katawa Shoujo Achievements

[LemonPirate]

HELLO KS FANS!
Found this on the KS sub-reddit and I think I must have laughed out loud about 6-7 times. I asked myself why these are not actually in the game (obviously the more...odd ones is well, obvious). Anyway share your thoughts below, I sure enjoyed it

http://i.imgur.com/dBEYspP.png

-LemonPirate is Out

[Rudz]

Most made me laugh like the tell emi not to care about dying in a bus crash (when, come to think of it, is pretty damn stupid xD!) and gaining access to Kenji's fort.

Others made me wish they were actually in the game - like the Iwanako/Yuuko routes, or rekindling Kenji's lost love relationship - all that shit!

But I can't stand rape jokes. It's just never funny, ever. Some things are not meant to be joked about IMO.

Other than the rape jokes, it was awesome. I would love to see Achievements like this be added - so much potential xD

[SpunkySix]

Hilarious stuff right here.

[Munchenhausen]

Might print it off and keep tally of my scores ;D
Currently on Week 3 of the Couch to 5K

[someguy1294]

Needs one more.

Kiss it Better: Lick one of Rin's nubs during the H-scene.

[Sea]

Hmm, we should open the achievement making to the floor.
Hoarder: Collect 75 Sweater Vests
Gaylord: Get an A on the math test
All your base are belong to us: Build a bad-ass pillow fort
Turn-coat: Join the feminists

[Comrade]

Hmm, we should open the achievement making to the floor.
Hoarder: Collect 75 Sweater Vests
Gaylord: Get an A on the math test
All your base are belong to us: Build a bad-ass pillow fort
Turn-coat: Join the feminists

It really is amazing how "gaylord" became a Yamaki slang word even though it never appeard on the VN

[Potato]

Megazord: Unlock the secret route where the Yamaku girls form Katawatron to fight off Kenji's armies.

[SpunkySix]

Megazord: Unlock the secret route where the Yamaku girls form Katawatron to fight off Kenji's armies.

*Idea stored away for later use*

[Sea]

Hmm, we should open the achievement making to the floor.
Hoarder: Collect 75 Sweater Vests
Gaylord: Get an A on the math test
All your base are belong to us: Build a bad-ass pillow fort
Turn-coat: Join the feminists

It really is amazing how "gaylord" became a Yamaki slang word even though it never appeard on the VN

Ahem.

[AaronIsCrunchy]

Megazord: Unlock the secret route where the Yamaku girls form Katawatron to fight off Kenji's armies.

I'd like to see the opposite, where you team up with Kenji to defeat Katawatron (or Katawako) in the final battle against females. That'd be one helluva secret route.

[Guest Poster]

Hmm, we should open the achievement making to the floor.
Hoarder: Collect 75 Sweater Vests
Gaylord: Get an A on the math test
All your base are belong to us: Build a bad-ass pillow fort
Turn-coat: Join the feminists

It really is amazing how "gaylord" became a Yamaki slang word even though it never appeard on the VN

Ahem.

Yeah, that doctored pic might have started the meme.

[wazuzu]

I'm glad I have almost all of those...
...except that one, "That's what friends are for".

[Munchenhausen]

Is That A Curve In Your Spine Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

• Unlock the Misaki route

HHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

• Unlock the Rika route

This Will Not End Well

• Unlock the Saki route

Fitting In

• Unlock the Naomi route

I Can Feel It In My Bones

• Unlock the Natsume route

Preaching To The Choir

• Warn Natsume of the dangers of cracking her knuckles

Act 1; Scene 1

• Bite your thumb at Suzu

Oopsie Poopsie

• Inadvertantly cause the loss of Miki's other hand

I Said It Ironically!

• Catch yourself mumbling 'Do it for her' during exercise

It really is amazing how "gaylord" became a Yamaki slang word even though it never appeard on the VN

It's glorious, isn't it?

[Comrade]

Crispy
Accidentally burn Hanako's other half