Butter is a pain to spread though.Trogdor wrote:And I prefer "Make your thighs like butter... easy to spread."
Katawa Shoujo Achievements
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I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Exactly.Potato wrote:Butter is a pain to spread though.Trogdor wrote:And I prefer "Make your thighs like butter... easy to spread."
"Spunky at his Spunkyest/Spunkiest"
"Tissues to the extreme!"
"Tissues to the extreme!"
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
How Not To Be Seen
Discover why Hanako befriended Lilly specifically, the hard way.
Discover why Hanako befriended Lilly specifically, the hard way.
bhtooefr's one-shot and drabble thread
Enjoy The Silence - Sequel to All I Have (complete)
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking forum!
Enjoy The Silence - Sequel to All I Have (complete)
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking forum!
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Tastes Like Bacon: Enjoy a cookout with the Hakamichis, sans Jigoro.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
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I was expecting cunnilingus with Hanako.Potato wrote:Tastes Like Bacon: Enjoy a cookout with the Hakamichis, sans Jigoro.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
With the works
Gather every girl in the game around the lunch table and give Lilly a BLT sandwich with "special mayonnaise" on it
Bad user
Force yourself to log out and think about what you've said for at least an hour before returning to the KS forums
Gather every girl in the game around the lunch table and give Lilly a BLT sandwich with "special mayonnaise" on it
Bad user
Force yourself to log out and think about what you've said for at least an hour before returning to the KS forums
"Spunky at his Spunkyest/Spunkiest"
"Tissues to the extreme!"
"Tissues to the extreme!"
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
But how can it be bacon without the giant ham?Potato wrote:Tastes Like Bacon: Enjoy a cookout with the Hakamichis, sans Jigoro.
bhtooefr's one-shot and drabble thread
Enjoy The Silence - Sequel to All I Have (complete)
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking forum!
Enjoy The Silence - Sequel to All I Have (complete)
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking forum!
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS
Decide you're not going to let Kenji have all the hot water, and shower at the same time.
Decide you're not going to let Kenji have all the hot water, and shower at the same time.
This American apple pie institution known as a trigger warning will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time. This post contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life.
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I burninated Hanako's house, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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I burninated Hanako's house, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
I thought about it, and that Aristocrats joke was still awesome.SpunkySix wrote:Bad user
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I Didn't Learn Anything!: After graduation from Yamaku, continue treating people different than you like alien scum.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
I Still Haven't Learnt Anything!: After spending time telling people how adding voice and sound effects in strategic locations will give even stronger feels, you are surprised when they have terrible soul-distorting feels just thinking about it.Potato wrote:I thought about it, and that Aristocrats joke was still awesome.SpunkySix wrote:Bad user
Force yourself to log out and think about what you've said for at least an hour before returning to the KS forums
I Didn't Learn Anything!: After graduation from Yamaku, continue treating people different than you like alien scum.
Post-Yamaku, what happens? After The Dream is a mosaic that follows everyone to the (sometimes) bitter end.
Main Index (Complete)—Shizune/Lilly/Emi/Hanako/Rin/Misha + Miki + Natsume
Secondary Arcs: Rika/Mutou/Akira • Hideaki | Others (WIP): Straw—A Dream of Suzu • Sakura—The Kenji Saga.
"Much has been lost, and there is much left to lose." — Tim Powers, The Drawing of the Dark (1979)
Main Index (Complete)—Shizune/Lilly/Emi/Hanako/Rin/Misha + Miki + Natsume
Secondary Arcs: Rika/Mutou/Akira • Hideaki | Others (WIP): Straw—A Dream of Suzu • Sakura—The Kenji Saga.
"Much has been lost, and there is much left to lose." — Tim Powers, The Drawing of the Dark (1979)
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Jig-or-O: Star in a bizarre reality game show hosted by Jigoro in which you must diffuse a variety of hostile situations either by dancing or giving the hostile party an orgasm.
Yeah, mind went off the rails on this one...
Yeah, mind went off the rails on this one...
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
I... I can't, even... WAHAHAHA!!Potato wrote:Jig-or-O: Star in a bizarre reality game show hosted by Jigoro in which you must diffuse a variety of hostile situations either by dancing or giving the hostile party an orgasm.
Yeah, mind went off the rails on this one...
Know That Feel
Play a route that matches your real life disability because you can relate
Grass Is Greener
Play a different route than a girl with your real life disability to learn more about what it's like and compare the two thoughtfully
"Spunky at his Spunkyest/Spunkiest"
"Tissues to the extreme!"
"Tissues to the extreme!"
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Not if you warm it first.Potato wrote:Butter is a pain to spread though.Trogdor wrote:And I prefer "Make your thighs like butter... easy to spread."
Not If You Warm It First
Use an electric blanket to relax Hanako pre-fuck session.
Goddamnit, Potato
Make an achievement that involves the electric blanket catching fire.
My OC, Kuki Kamikogo: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=9500
Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.
Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.
Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.
Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Breakfast of ChampionsPotato wrote:Jig-or-O: Star in a bizarre reality game show hosted by Jigoro in which you must diffuse a variety of hostile situations either by dancing or giving the hostile party an orgasm.
Enjoy a hearty bowl of Jigor-O's, the official breakfast of comically exaggerated hypocritical assholes.
I Better Get Royalties For This, Damn It
Enjoy a hearty bowl of Potat-O's, the official breakfast of KS fans who make sociopath jokes about Hanako.
My OC, Kuki Kamikogo: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=9500
Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.
Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.
Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.
Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Now We Are All Bastards
Realize that Cook was right about this topic
Realize that Cook was right about this topic
"Spunky at his Spunkyest/Spunkiest"
"Tissues to the extreme!"
"Tissues to the extreme!"