And while we're on the subject of anal for girls who don't get it in canon...
Oranges Are Better Than Lemons, Anyways
Have an anal-sex session with Rin that both of you actually enjoy.
At Least THAT Eye Works Okay
Have enjoyable anal with Lilly.
Sweet loving shit that was bad.
I'm Comfortable With This
Have enjoyable anal with Misha.
YOLO
Have enjoyable anal with Saki.
Squeal Like A Pig
Have enjoyable anal with Yuuko.
Katawa Shoujo Achievements
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someguy1294
- Posts: 337
- Joined: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:17 pm
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
My OC, Kuki Kamikogo: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=9500
Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.
Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.
Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.
Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage
Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage
Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.
If you like a moodier fanfic, why not try mine?Comrade wrote:infinite options does not mean all options, just like that between every two numbers there are infinite numbers, but not all.
If I see that sentence anywhere I am going to send your head to your mother with a replacment order
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
I've Made a Terrible Mistake
Unlock the hidden Yuno route.
...Yeah, that's the best I got.
Unlock the hidden Yuno route.
...Yeah, that's the best I got.
Words are not my strong point.
Neither is humor.
Neither is humor.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Both of these are self contradictionaryd2r wrote:Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage
Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.
Founder and cheif librarian ofThe Yamaku Library, A Fan Fiction Archive
Vice president of the Yamaku Book Club
An American, 2014
Vice president of the Yamaku Book Club
"French are just Spanish Germans, therefore Mexicans."Sea wrote:Comrade, as Khan Bek has convinced me to give Democracy a try.
An American, 2014
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Yes, you are now poplar
Craft a wooden leg for Emi.
Craft a wooden leg for Emi.
bhtooefr's one-shot and drabble thread
Enjoy The Silence - Sequel to All I Have (complete)
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking forum!
Enjoy The Silence - Sequel to All I Have (complete)
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking zombies on this motherfucking forum!
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Munchenhausen
- Posts: 1845
- Joined: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:43 am
- Location: Leicester, UK
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
What's Boris Doing Here?
- Buy Akira some valuable time by posing as a Uzbekistanian Mobster
- Survive the gunfight in Akira's Route, despite being shot seven times.
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Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
How so? :pComrade wrote:Both of these are self contradictionaryd2r wrote:Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage
Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.
If you like a moodier fanfic, why not try mine?Comrade wrote:infinite options does not mean all options, just like that between every two numbers there are infinite numbers, but not all.
If I see that sentence anywhere I am going to send your head to your mother with a replacment order
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SpecimenSix
- Posts: 486
- Joined: Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:12 am
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Survive seven shots? He would have to be some sort of "bullet-dodger" or something...Munchenhausen wrote:What's Boris Doing Here?Don't Take The Piss, Boris.
- Buy Akira some valuable time by posing as a Ukrainian Mobster
Has anyone ever watched Snatch?
- Survive the gunfight in Akira's Route, despite being shot seven times.
Yes.
I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Hanemi: Set Emi on fire.d2r wrote:Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage
Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.
Emiko: Anally violate Hanako with a lemon.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Both are achievements you made about Emi/Hanako that reference Lemons/bacond2r wrote:How so? :pComrade wrote:Both of these are self contradictionaryd2r wrote:Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage
Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.
Founder and cheif librarian ofThe Yamaku Library, A Fan Fiction Archive
Vice president of the Yamaku Book Club
An American, 2014
Vice president of the Yamaku Book Club
"French are just Spanish Germans, therefore Mexicans."Sea wrote:Comrade, as Khan Bek has convinced me to give Democracy a try.
An American, 2014
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
HanlemonPotato wrote:Hanemi: Set Emi on fire.d2r wrote:Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage
Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.
Emiko: Anally violate Hanako with a lemon.
Set Emi on lemons
Lemiko
Anally pleasure Hanako with lemons
"Spunky at his Spunkyest/Spunkiest"
"Tissues to the extreme!"
"Tissues to the extreme!"
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
ARGH, RECURSION - MY ONLY WEAKNESSComrade wrote:Both are achievements you made about Emi/Hanako that reference Lemons/bacon
If you like a moodier fanfic, why not try mine?Comrade wrote:infinite options does not mean all options, just like that between every two numbers there are infinite numbers, but not all.
If I see that sentence anywhere I am going to send your head to your mother with a replacment order
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someguy1294
- Posts: 337
- Joined: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:17 pm
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Challenge Accepted.d2r wrote:Impossible, Round 1
Make an achievement for Hanako which doesn't reference bacon or causing further burn damage
Impossible, Round 2
Make an achievement for Emi which doesn't reference lemons or anal sex.
King Me
Anally violate Hanko with a chess piece.
The Running Cripple
Pit Emi in a futuristic death-match against Arnold Schwarzenegger on live TV.
My OC, Kuki Kamikogo: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=9500
Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.
Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.
Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.
Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Um...N-Nurse...: Escort Hanako to Nurse's office after the chess piece inevitably gets stuck up her bum.someguy1294 wrote:King Me
Anally violate Hanako with a chess piece.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.SpunkySix wrote:Like ButtahKeiichiO wrote:I would pay to see this in the game.Potato wrote:Toasted Buns: Take Hanako to the anal shed.
Slide in and out like, insanely fast, but smoothly enough as to avoid roasting Hanako from the inside out due to friction
And I prefer "Make your thighs like butter... easy to spread."
THE SHOCK OF HER LIFE
Before she goes away to college in the United States, convince Misha that the "two in the pink, one in the stink" hand gesture actually means "I love you" in American Sign Language.
PUSHING UP THE DAISIES
When Emi finally accepts that her dream of becoming a pirate will never happen, give her a dead Norwegian Blue parrot.
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This American apple pie institution known as a trigger warning will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time. This post contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life.
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I burninated Hanako's house, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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I burninated Hanako's house, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.