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Katawa Shoujo Achievements
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Mmmm...
Get all hot and bothered reading something shmexy down on the KS forums
Get all hot and bothered reading something shmexy down on the KS forums
"Spunky at his Spunkyest/Spunkiest"
"Tissues to the extreme!"
"Tissues to the extreme!"
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I expected it to translate to "Kobayashi Maru".AussieInquisitor wrote:OK, weak submissions, but I gotta get them out there:
How did we even survive THAT?!
Survive your first tour of duty aboard the ПЛАРБ 'Маленькой Рика'...
For the Cyrilic illiterate (certainly me), the above translates approximately to SSBN 'Little Rika'.
This American apple pie institution known as a trigger warning will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time. This post contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life.
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I burninated Hanako's house, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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I burninated Hanako's house, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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I'm only vaguely ashamed that I immediately know what that is...Trogdor wrote:I expected it to translate to "Kobayashi Maru".
Accidentally Racist: Get angry at one of the girls and refer to her as "you people".
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
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Munchenhausen
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Jesus Christ, you're right.Atario wrote:We've Gone Meta: Come up with an achievement about achievements
We've reached that stage.
The only cure is more achievements, obviously!
Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon
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Crip-ples, woo-oo!: Produce an animated series starring the Yamaku students.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
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Munchenhausen
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Oh sweet jesus my mind's gone into overdrivePotato wrote:Crip-ples, woo-oo!: Produce an animated series starring the Yamaku students.
Like, an overly child-friendly Saturday Morning type of style (Kenji's lost his scarf and everyone spends the episode tracking it down), but every now and then it just gets really pornographic or creepy Hisao finds the scarf kept in the backroom at the Shanghai. Surrounded by photos and newspaper clippings of Kenji, blood spatter on the floors and walls, and photographs of real life children and then continues to be happy and child friendly
One episode is centred around Mutou's coat or some shit and halfway through Naomi starts having a seizure with Natsume sobbing and trying to stop it.
Shit like that, yaknow.
Has to have a really upbeat intro, too.
Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon
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Sometimes i think that the forums is some kind of social experiment about human sanity
Founder and cheif librarian ofThe Yamaku Library, A Fan Fiction Archive
Vice president of the Yamaku Book Club
An American, 2014
Vice president of the Yamaku Book Club
"French are just Spanish Germans, therefore Mexicans."Sea wrote:Comrade, as Khan Bek has convinced me to give Democracy a try.
An American, 2014
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Oh my god, yes.Munchenhausen wrote:Oh sweet jesus my mind's gone into overdrivePotato wrote:Crip-ples, woo-oo!: Produce an animated series starring the Yamaku students.
Like, an overly child-friendly Saturday Morning type of style (Kenji's lost his scarf and everyone spends the episode tracking it down), but every now and then it just gets really pornographic or creepy Hisao finds the scarf kept in the backroom at the Shanghai. Surrounded by photos and newspaper clippings of Kenji, blood spatter on the floors and walls, and photographs of real life children and then continues to be happy and child friendly
One episode is centred around Mutou's coat or some shit and halfway through Naomi starts having a seizure with Natsume sobbing and trying to stop it.
Shit like that, yaknow.
Has to have a really upbeat intro, too.
This will be a reality some day. It has to be.I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
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....Munchenhausen wrote:Like, an overly child-friendly Saturday Morning type of style (Kenji's lost his scarf and everyone spends the episode tracking it down), but every now and then it just gets really pornographic or creepy Hisao finds the scarf kept in the backroom at the Shanghai. Surrounded by photos and newspaper clippings of Kenji, blood spatter on the floors and walls, and photographs of real life children and then continues to be happy and child friendly
One episode is centred around Mutou's coat or some shit and halfway through Naomi starts having a seizure with Natsume sobbing and trying to stop it.
Shit like that, yaknow.
Has to have a really upbeat intro, too.
Munchen, are you by any chance a fan of The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack?
Because that spoiler-tagged part sounds right out of that fucking show.
I write take a look, would you kindly?
I also draw, kind of.
I also draw, kind of.
KeiichiO wrote:You shall now, and forever be known as, "Steinherz, The Great".
Oddball wrote:It's an obvious mistake. Both are disfigured orphans that read alot and both wear green skirts.
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Munchenhausen
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Life is like a Jamboree (Here in crip world)Potato wrote: Oh my god, yes.
Impaired; terminals; amputees (It's a crip blur)
Might solve a mystery
Shows Emi with a comically large magnifying glass foiling one of Kenji's plans
Or re-wrire history!
Mutou pokes his head out of the TARDIS and flies past the intro card
Crip Tales!
Woo hoo!
Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon
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Selim Bradley
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Hello, SpecimenSix.SpecimenSix wrote: Nah I didn't forget you Selim, or is it still Pride?
Prostate Exam or It's okay, I'm a doctorComrade wrote:I'm Right Behind You
Get raped by Keichi
Have sex with Nurse
Fourth it.Xaredian wrote:I third it.KeiichiO wrote:I second itOddball wrote:I don't need this
Turn the achievement options off and just enjoy the game.
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I am the male version of Hanako Ikezawa.
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KeiichiO
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Yeah. They're funny to sick bastards who'd probably end up shooting up a school themselves.Potato wrote:False.someguy1294 wrote:School-shootings are never funny.
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Silentcook
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Allow me to amend that. You don't measure something by saying how much of it is missing from its container, after all.Comrade wrote:Sometimes i think that the forums is some kind of social experiment about human INsanity
It's totally true.
Shattering your dreams since '94. I also fought COVID in '20 and '21, and all I got was this lousy forum sig.
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And others, yeah. Exactly my point.KeiichiO wrote:Yeah. They're funny to sick bastards who'd probably end up shooting up a school themselves.Potato wrote:False.someguy1294 wrote:School-shootings are never funny.
@Munchenhausen: You'll be the songwriter on staff.
Tyler Perry's Madea Goes To Yamaku: Discover the answer to "Who was Shizune's mother?"
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.