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Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:32 pm
by LemonPirate
HELLO KS FANS!
Found this on the KS sub-reddit and I think I must have laughed out loud about 6-7 times. I asked myself why these are not actually in the game (obviously the more...odd ones is well, obvious). Anyway share your thoughts below, I sure enjoyed it :D

http://i.imgur.com/dBEYspP.png

-LemonPirate is Out

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:26 pm
by Rudz
Most made me laugh like the tell emi not to care about dying in a bus crash (when, come to think of it, is pretty damn stupid xD!) and gaining access to Kenji's fort.

Others made me wish they were actually in the game - like the Iwanako/Yuuko routes, or rekindling Kenji's lost love relationship - all that shit!

But I can't stand rape jokes. It's just never funny, ever. Some things are not meant to be joked about IMO.

Other than the rape jokes, it was awesome. I would love to see Achievements like this be added - so much potential xD

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:55 pm
by SpunkySix
Hilarious stuff right here.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:23 am
by Munchenhausen
Might print it off and keep tally of my scores ;D
Currently on Week 3 of the Couch to 5K

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 6:56 pm
by someguy1294
Needs one more.

Kiss it Better: Lick one of Rin's nubs during the H-scene.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:21 pm
by Sea
Hmm, we should open the achievement making to the floor.
Hoarder: Collect 75 Sweater Vests
Gaylord: Get an A on the math test
All your base are belong to us: Build a bad-ass pillow fort
Turn-coat: Join the feminists

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:36 am
by Comrade
Sea wrote:Hmm, we should open the achievement making to the floor.
Hoarder: Collect 75 Sweater Vests
Gaylord: Get an A on the math test
All your base are belong to us: Build a bad-ass pillow fort
Turn-coat: Join the feminists
It really is amazing how "gaylord" became a Yamaki slang word even though it never appeard on the VN

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:10 am
by Potato
Megazord: Unlock the secret route where the Yamaku girls form Katawatron to fight off Kenji's armies.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:25 am
by SpunkySix
Potato wrote:Megazord: Unlock the secret route where the Yamaku girls form Katawatron to fight off Kenji's armies.
*Idea stored away for later use*

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:35 am
by Sea
Comrade wrote:
Sea wrote:Hmm, we should open the achievement making to the floor.
Hoarder: Collect 75 Sweater Vests
Gaylord: Get an A on the math test
All your base are belong to us: Build a bad-ass pillow fort
Turn-coat: Join the feminists
It really is amazing how "gaylord" became a Yamaki slang word even though it never appeard on the VN
Ahem.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:38 am
by AaronIsCrunchy
Potato wrote:Megazord: Unlock the secret route where the Yamaku girls form Katawatron to fight off Kenji's armies.
I'd like to see the opposite, where you team up with Kenji to defeat Katawatron (or Katawako) in the final battle against females. That'd be one helluva secret route.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:03 am
by Guest Poster
Sea wrote:
Comrade wrote:
Sea wrote:Hmm, we should open the achievement making to the floor.
Hoarder: Collect 75 Sweater Vests
Gaylord: Get an A on the math test
All your base are belong to us: Build a bad-ass pillow fort
Turn-coat: Join the feminists
It really is amazing how "gaylord" became a Yamaki slang word even though it never appeard on the VN
Ahem.
Yeah, that doctored pic might have started the meme.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:11 am
by wazuzu
I'm glad I have almost all of those...
...except that one, "That's what friends are for".

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:49 am
by Munchenhausen
Is That A Curve In Your Spine Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
  • Unlock the Misaki route
HHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
  • Unlock the Rika route
This Will Not End Well
  • Unlock the Saki route
Fitting In
  • Unlock the Naomi route
I Can Feel It In My Bones
  • Unlock the Natsume route
Preaching To The Choir
  • Warn Natsume of the dangers of cracking her knuckles
Act 1; Scene 1
  • Bite your thumb at Suzu
Oopsie Poopsie
  • Inadvertantly cause the loss of Miki's other hand
I Said It Ironically!
  • Catch yourself mumbling 'Do it for her' during exercise
Comrade wrote:It really is amazing how "gaylord" became a Yamaki slang word even though it never appeard on the VN
It's glorious, isn't it?

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:11 am
by Comrade
Crispy
Accidentally burn Hanako's other half