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Potato wrote:Everything Is Awesome!: Collaborate with Shizune and Misha to build a Lego replica of Yamaku and its staff/students to display during the festival.

Just Bricking Around
In the Lego Yamaku, replace Emi's minifigure with a pirate, Kenji's with Harry Potter and Lilly's with Vitruvius, and see if anyone notices.

Munchenhausen wrote:

SpunkySix wrote: Own Little World
Go too far with the concept and end up as a psycho boss in the next Dead Rising holding your forcefully crippled cosplayer captive in a pathetic cardboard replica of Yamaku

Can't Fly Routine
Get defeated by the protagonist by ironically being knocked off the roof after being kicked in the chest

10/10 would play
God, I can see it now. a scrawny little bloke in Yamaku uniform smashing some woman's legs with a hammer, murmuring something about her being the fastest thing on no legs

Exactly- with, like, a deformed, off-pitch version of this song playing.

Potato wrote:Revised Ending: Be pushed off the roof by an offended Lilly after making the above mistake.

Last one's a doozie: Witness Lilly plummeting off the roof after you dodge her attempt to push you off.

Potato wrote:Revised Ending: Be pushed off the roof by an offended Lilly after making the above mistake.

The possibilities for confusion are endless:

Revised Ending, Version 2.0
Goad Lilly into flipping out and throwing you out of her room.

"Get out of my room, get out of my room! ...I SAID GET OUT, HISAO! YOU'RE FOOLING NOBODY BY STANDING IN A CORNER AND TRYING TO BE QUIET!" - Lilly

Revised Ending, Version 3.0
Break up with Hanako after she goes to art school in Tokyo.

Revised Ending, Version 4.0
Break up with Rin because you decided to 'comfort' Emi.

Revised Ending, Version 5.0
Break up with Shizune after she decides to move to Scotland and leave you behind.

SpunkySix wrote:Just needed a friend

Alternatively, rehabilitate Freddy Kreuger by introducing him to Hanako

That would be awesome.

Hisao on Horseback: Strap a saddle on Emi's back, drop her onto all fours, and ride her like a beast of burden using her twintails to steer.

Ancestry.com: Discover that Rin and Kenji are possibly distant cousins.

Potato wrote:Hisao on Horseback: Strap a saddle on Emi's back, drop her onto all fours, and ride her like a beast of burden using her twintails to steer.

Fastest thing on two natural limbs

Win a horse race in the previously described position

SpunkySix wrote:

Potato wrote:Hisao on Horseback: Strap a saddle on Emi's back, drop her onto all fours, and ride her like a beast of burden using her twintails to steer.

Fastest thing on two natural limbs

Win a horse race in the previously described position

I like to imagine she'd move like this

Munchenhausen wrote:
I like to imagine she'd move like this
*Scary robo-quadruped*

Oh god, that's unsettling...

KeiichiO wrote:

Munchenhausen wrote:
I like to imagine she'd move like this
*Scary robo-quadruped*

Oh god, that's unsettling...

You should see the video of their All Terrain robot, 'BigDog', when they test its ability to recover after slipping on ice.
That shit gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Munchenhausen wrote:You should see the video of their All Terrain robot, 'BigDog', when they test its ability to recover after slipping on ice.That shit gives me the heebie-jeebies.

*5 seconds in*

I CAN NOT TAKE IT. THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY.

KeiichiO wrote:

Munchenhausen wrote:You should see the video of their All Terrain robot, 'BigDog', when they test its ability to recover after slipping on ice.That shit gives me the heebie-jeebies.

*5 seconds in*

I CAN NOT TAKE IT. THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY.

Thought 'this can't be that bad' - THIS CAN BE THAT BAD. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:

KeiichiO wrote:

Munchenhausen wrote:You should see the video of their All Terrain robot, 'BigDog', when they test its ability to recover after slipping on ice.That shit gives me the heebie-jeebies.

*5 seconds in*

I CAN NOT TAKE IT. THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY.

Thought 'this can't be that bad' - THIS CAN BE THAT BAD. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Along with looking like a freak outside of nature... that buzzing noise. It reminds me of bee swarms, which is on a small list of things that freak me the fuck out.

Back on topic~

Don't Blink: Win in a starring contest with Rin.

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:

KeiichiO wrote:

Munchenhausen wrote:You should see the video of their All Terrain robot, 'BigDog', when they test its ability to recover after slipping on ice.That shit gives me the heebie-jeebies.

*5 seconds in*

I CAN NOT TAKE IT. THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY.

Thought 'this can't be that bad' - THIS CAN BE THAT BAD. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

The first one was cute to me, but the second one... eugh...

Cage of bones

Convince the local officials to let Kenji off the hook for a crime on the grounds that he's just an excitable boy

The best thing is that Google bought the company that builds these things.

Skynet is coming, people!: State more crazy conspiracy theories than Kneji.