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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:19 pm
by Atario
I'm starting to think Potato is just one of Xanatos's alts and has taken over for him.

Beyond The Impossible: Get any of the girls to do anything that genuinely disgusts Potato

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:30 pm
by someguy1294
Potato wrote: Ta-da!
...This gets all of my nope. All of it.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:39 pm
by AaronIsCrunchy
Atario wrote:I'm starting to think Potato is just one of Xanatos's alts and has taken over for him.

Beyond The Impossible: Get any of the girls to do anything that genuinely disgusts Potato
After reading that, it would either have to be so repulsive it's illegal to even have that kind of thing in your brain, or some warm and cuddly that it'd be like having a 7-way hug with all the KS girls in a warm-red room while wearing a fluffy onesie.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:23 pm
by Fubard
Potato wrote: Ta-da!
...various atrocities, mercifully redacted...
haha wow. "Go big or go home" is kinda the spirit of that joke, but that was just... just wow. :)

That makes a certain chocolate-themed image I see around here sometimes seem almost family friendly by comparison.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:39 pm
by Xaredian
Potato wrote:
Fubard wrote:The Aristocrats
Make up the dirtiest, raunchiest, most horrifyingly disgusting things you can possibly come up with for the girls to do to each other on stage, then pitch it to Nomiya in the hopes he'll bankroll taking the act on the road.
Ta-da!

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Potato, I think you may need to be looked at.

That was a fitting ending, however.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:28 pm
by SpunkySix
Potato... that was kinda hot, dude. You should write an erotic novel.

Except no.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:22 am
by someguy1294
SpunkySix wrote:Potato... that was kinda hot, dude. You should write an erotic novel.
Why God Why
Write an erotic novel based on Potato's version of The Aristocrats.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:33 am
by Selim Bradley
Potato wrote: Ta-da!
Image

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:53 am
by someguy1294
Miracle-Worker

Get Potato to stop writing horrible, horrible things about Hanako.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:14 am
by Potato
someguy1294 wrote:Miracle-Worker

Get Potato to stop writing horrible, horrible things about Hanako.
Cook got this achievement. Apparently crossing the line five or ten times is fine but that was one too many. :lol: (If anyone wants a copy of that, I saved it. :3 - Also, this one was pretty tame. I lost one months ago that makes this read like Mary freakin' Poppins. >.>)

Logan's Run: Push Kenji off the roof on his birthday.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:59 am
by Atario
The Original Miracle Worker: Unlock the Helen Keller route

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:49 am
by AaronIsCrunchy
Potato wrote:
Cook got this achievement. Apparently crossing the line five or ten times is fine but that was one too many. :lol: (If anyone wants a copy of that, I saved it. :3 - Also, this one was pretty tame. I lost one months ago that makes this read like Mary freakin' Poppins. >.>)
Wait... that was TAME?! In the same way a meteorite hitting the Earth would make 'a bit of a splash somewhere in the Pacific', maybe :L

THIS... IS... DECAF!!!
Watch Lilly freak the f**k out by serving her decaf tea.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:06 am
by Munchenhausen
I'M HARRY POTTER, DUDE!
  • Play along and make Kenji believe his Invisibility Cloak works
I Had Nothing To Do With This
  • Bail on him when he enters the Girl's dorm whilst "invisible"

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 8:31 am
by Trogdor
THE BACON STACKER:
Arrange the following five-way scene:
Akira x Hisao x Hanako x Kenji x Lilly

THE CRYING GAME:
Have Banda write it.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:20 am
by Atario
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:THIS... IS... DECAF!!!
Watch Lilly freak the f**k out by serving her decaf tea.
Hang on a tic… they make decaf tea? What's the point, a cup of tea already has like a quarter the caffeine of a coffee…

Thé du jour: Pull this trick on Lilly, except with a "new blend of tea" instead of soup