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Dovahkiin
Find out that Hiaso has the blood and soul of a dragon.

Tol dostoz (That fiend)
Find out that Jigoro is secretly Aldiun.

Xaredian wrote:Dovahkiin
Find out that Hiaso has the blood and soul of a dragon.

Tol dostoz (That fiend)
Find out that Jigoro is secretly Aldiun.

I Knew He Was A Jerk, But This Is Ridiculous
Try to absorb Jigaldiun's soul, only to discover he doesn't have one

You're A Real Jerk, Some Guy
Invite every character in the game to a tea party except Lilly.

Custom Nakai:

Create your own Commander Nakai in the character creator

Fastest Rescue On No Legs

Save the Yamaku from being destroyed by Cripple Collectors as Emi while being guided by SAKI

They Look Cooler Now Anyway

Protect Hanako after she takes a rocket to the face

Rite Of Rin

Show Rin what it means to be a true feminist after freeing her from her stasis bin

Free Lilly

See Lilly as she truly is after taking back Scotland from the robots

Silent But Crazy

Free Shizune from her biotic prison

Had To Be Misha- Someone Else May Have Gotten It Wrong

Successfully translate every line of Cripple Collector coding in the lab

Seriously, Relax

Show Yuuko that just because she's genetically perfect, it doesn't mean she can't let her hair down every now and then

Zero G Spot

Successfully complete a romance subplot... in space!!

Oh, Mega!

Successfully activate the Act 4 Relay

Done The Impossible

Defeat the Reapenji Fetus and get the good ending on your first try, you socially inept little shit

No Handicap Left Behind

Keep everybody on your team alive and happy long enough to blow up the Cripple Collector's base

Science Marches On

Hand the Cripple Collector's base over to the Illusive Mutou

Potato Service Medal

Complete every romance with every ending possible, as is "mandatory"

Trogdor wrote:

Woody Alien wrote:Make Me Happy
Create and develop an indie game just for the sake of putting Katawa Shoujo references in it.

Working on it.

Must. Play.

There's No Return From x86
Piss off Rin by only compiling it for ARM.

What this world needs is a 3D model of a yuukoplant. Anyone? Pleeeeease?

Hotter than the surface of the Sun
Piss off Hanako by only compiling it for SPARC.

Edit: Here, have a couple more.

My first computer was slower...
Piss off Lilly by only compiling it for PIC.

Now that's just RISCy
Piss off the devs by releasing the DEC AXP build after Compaq requested that it be cancelled.

Unfortunately, I don't have a good MIPS or POWER/PowerPC one...

bhtooefr wrote:Unfortunately, I don't have a good MIPS or POWER/PowerPC one...

Dang. Me neither. However, according to wikipedia, the guy considered the "father of RISC" is a fella by the name of John Cocke. Yup. Just thought I'd dangle that out there.

'bout Time Someone Did It
After Kenji tries to convince you that MIPS really stands for "Men's International Power Struggle" (then proceeds to rant about the usual for 10 minutes), stop playing long enough to backhand the motherfucker.

Big Endian
Ban Misha from playing the game until she lays off the parfaits.

SpunkySix wrote:Potato Service Medal

Complete every romance with every ending possible, as is "mandatory"

Damn right it's mandatory. Minus quotations.

Fubard wrote:Cocke.

dangle

I get it.


Trap Disarmed: Discover that Hideaki is actually a robot running on Windows. Convince him that the easiest way to learn sign language is to delete system32.

Lulz: Convince Hanako that Lilly started the fire that killed her parents and scarred her.

Somebody Failed Sex Ed: Overhear Rin contemplating skipping art club to finger her pussy. Walk into Rin's dorm room to find her poking a cat.

Why Is That Bitch Always Smiling?: Take every opportunity to remind Misha that Shizune doesn't love her.

IHOP: Convince Yuuko that the Yamaku book thief will stop stealing if she spends a whole school day balancing a plate of syrup-drowned buttered pancakes on her head...On one leg.

You believe your gals are safe? I WILL FIND THEM.
Play a brutal game of Hide-n-Seek with all the girls.

Potato wrote:IHOP: Convince Yuuko that the Yamaku book thief will stop stealing if she spends a whole school day balancing a plate of syrup-drowned buttered pancakes on her head...On one leg. While naked.

If I may add to this...

Wacks On, Wacks Off: Unlock the h-scene-heavy route of Miyagi, teacher of class 3-2.

It was for research...

• Read every ending fifteen times.

...That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it

• Proceed to write fan fiction to cover up your problem.

I may or may not need help ;_;

Potato wrote: Why Is That Bitch Always Smiling?: Take every opportunity to remind Misha that Shizune doesn't love her.

YOU COLD POTATO. That said, the Rin one made me laugh, so you're forgiven

A period drama
Go down on an ovulating Lilly.

Sickening.
Read Jigoro's book and become inspired to change your life.

I wear a hat now
Trick Kenji into wearing a live badger as a hat.

Unlucky.
Somehow unlock the Nomiya route, have PTSD-style flashbacks for the rest of your life

Numb wrote:I may or may not need help ;_;

No one needs help... around here...