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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:05 am
by Sea
Comrade wrote:I meant explain the joke >>
I think he's just being non nonsensical, but if you think it's some kinda of innuendo goto urban dictionary or something.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:19 am
by Comrade
Non nonsensical?

Thermonuclear wargame
Win the Risk game using the 'Nukes' command

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:23 am
by Atario
emmjay wrote:It's over NINE THOUSAND!
Work "chocolate," "anal" and/or "lemons," "how does she X if she's deaf," "in a bin," "healthy adolescent sex drive," and "HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!" into a single, semi-coherent sentence.
ChallengeAccepted.xlsm

"How does she HNNNNGGGG in a bin if she's deaf, especially given her healthy adolescent sex drive — anal chocolate or something?"

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:35 am
by Comrade
Atario wrote:
emmjay wrote:It's over NINE THOUSAND!
Work "chocolate," "anal" and/or "lemons," "how does she X if she's deaf," "in a bin," "healthy adolescent sex drive," and "HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!" into a single, semi-coherent sentence.
ChallengeAccepted.xlsm

"How does she HNNNNGGGG in a bin if she's deaf, especially given her healthy adolescent sex drive — anal chocolate or something?"
Feminist...

God Magic
Manage to satisfy 5 hot cripples in bed AT THE SAME TIME on your first day at school

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:41 am
by Munchenhausen
Atario wrote:
emmjay wrote:It's over NINE THOUSAND!
Work "chocolate," "anal" and/or "lemons," "how does she X if she's deaf," "in a bin," "healthy adolescent sex drive," and "HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!" into a single, semi-coherent sentence.
ChallengeAccepted.xlsm

"How does she HNNNNGGGG in a bin if she's deaf, especially given her healthy adolescent sex drive — anal chocolate or something?"
Yeah, that's close enough for me

Give Her The Din Dins
  • Enjoy a threesome with Emi and Meiko
Splinter Cell
  • Enter the Blind class, take someone's stationary and leave again undetected, mid-lesson.
Senior Prank!
  • Bring a wild bear into the school grounds and aggrevate it.
Tell Me Your Secrets
  • Learn Misha's true disability

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:53 am
by Comrade
The Fifth Columnist
In the 2006 start, help Shizune eliminate all oppositon and take over the student council

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:58 pm
by someguy1294
Blusher

Play the entire game with the sex scenes disabled.

Misha is Best Girl
Dye your hair pink.

WHO'S BEST GIRL NOW, MOTHER-FUCKER!?!?
Unlock the scene in Lily's route where Misha murders Lily and makes a suit out of her skin.

The Next Best Thing
Have sex with Misha while she's wearing the Lily-suit.

Godamn It
Become Batman.

God Answers to ME!
Throw Kenji off the roof.

So Serious
Reenact the Dark Knight with Emi as the Joker and Mutou as Commissioner Gordon.

THEN you have my permission to feelz.
Break your spine.

Syphilized Conversation
Contract syphilis from fucking Lily on a bathroom floor.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 7:53 pm
by Mirage_GSM
emmjay wrote:It's over NINE THOUSAND!
Work "chocolate," "anal" and/or "lemons," "how does she X if she's deaf," "in a bin," "healthy adolescent sex drive," and "HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!" into a single, semi-coherent sentence.
Uh... you just did that...

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:01 pm
by Munchenhausen
someguy1294 wrote:WHO'S BEST GIRL NOW, MOTHER-FUCKER!?!?
Unlock the scene in Lily's route where Misha murders Lily and makes a suit out of her skin.

The Next Best Thing
Have sex with Misha while she's wearing the Lily-suit.
don'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetaboner awwwwh i got a boner

Hah! Wait Your Turn!
  • Realise that Hanako has a crush on Hisao during Lilly's route
Guys, This Isn't Funny Anymore
  • Find depressing fan works depicting Lilly and Hisao's romance from Hanako's PoV
Help Me! I'm... FEELING!
  • Read Hanako's love confession letter to Hisao, that ends in "It's getting late, I wonder if Lilly's still in that corn field?"

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:47 pm
by Atario
Munchenhausen wrote:Hah! Wait Your Turn!
  • Realise that Hanako has a crush on Hisao during Lilly's route
Guys, This Isn't Funny Anymore
  • Find depressing fan works depicting Lilly and Hisao's romance from Hanako's PoV
Help Me! I'm... FEELING!
  • Read Hanako's love confession letter to Hisao, that ends in "It's getting late, I wonder if Lilly's still in that corn field?"
Got that one… got that one… Uhp… You son of a bitch. ಥ﹏ಥ It's wheat, not corn, by the way.
  • Fattened For The Feast
    • Cause Emi to gain fifteen pounds

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:54 pm
by Potato
Comrade wrote:I meant explain the joke >>
Here ya go!

All Aboard! Get Mutou, Jigoro, Nomiya, Blind Painter Guy, etcetera all together and run a train on Yuuko.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:50 pm
by someguy1294
The World Will Be a Better Place

Throw Nomiya off the roof...

Nice Aim!

...onto Jigoro, killing both.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:02 am
by Potato
someguy1294 wrote:The World Will Be a Better Place

Throw Nomiya off the roof...

Nice Aim!

...onto Jigoro, killing both.

Cue Rinshot.

Misha's a fat cheating whore
From Shizune's route, branch off into the secret Misha route.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:04 am
by Atario
  • Contrabandleader
    • Obtain illicit wine from Akira and illicit cigarettes from Sae in the same run-through

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:08 am
by someguy1294
Potato wrote: Misha's a fat cheating whore
From Shizune's route, branch off into the secret Misha route.
Greedy
After unlocking the Misha Route, cheat on Misha with Shizune.