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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:57 am
by SpunkySix
Reverse Lemons:
Insert Emi in her entirety into your anus
Master Infiltrator:
And then sneak her into Kenji's room for some feminist spying
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:03 am
by Potato
SpunkySix wrote:Reverse Lemons:
Insert Emi in her entirety into your anus
You've had enough internet for today.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:12 am
by SpunkySix
Potato wrote:SpunkySix wrote:Reverse Lemons:
Insert Emi in her entirety into your anus
You've had enough internet for today.
But
not enough Emi.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:19 am
by Potato
Scratch That, Reverse It: Unlock the alternate route where Hanako's parents died in a snowstorm.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:49 am
by Atario
Potato wrote:Scratch That, Reverse It: Unlock the alternate route where Hanako's parents died in a snowstorm.
Reverse That, Scratch It: Reveal the secret backmasked messages in the game's music, then use it to make a jammin' hip-hop remix
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:52 am
by SpunkySix
Atario wrote:Potato wrote:Scratch That, Reverse It: Unlock the alternate route where Hanako's parents died in a snowstorm.
Reverse That, Scratch It: Reveal the secret backmasked messages in the game's music, then use it to make a jammin' hip-hop remix
Yo yo crippled people word word missing limbs n shit yolo swagger
Yeah, Potato was right, I'm so done tonight... nighty night, folks.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:10 am
by Munchenhausen
Potato wrote:SpunkySix wrote:Reverse Lemons:
Insert Emi in her entirety into your anus
You've had enough internet for today.
You know it's bad when
Potato, of all people, tells you to go to stop
I almost got this achievement in Rin's route, but Emi's twintails wouldn't stay in
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:28 am
by Potato
Munchenhausen wrote:Potato wrote:SpunkySix wrote:Reverse Lemons:
Insert Emi in her entirety into your anus
You've had enough internet for today.
You know it's bad when
Potato, of all people, tells you to go to stop
I almost got this achievement in Rin's route, but Emi's twintails wouldn't stay in
Just say you grew two tails...
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:15 am
by Fubard
Potato wrote:Magrathea!: Take the girls (and Kenji, Mutou, Nurse, Meiko, Akira, Hideaki, Jigoro) on a space adventure in the world of Hitchhiker's Guide.
Beeblebrox's Gambit
Drink a couple of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters with Akira. Then, send down a couple more. You know, to see what the first few are doing.
Santraginus Five Alive
Progress from there to "inhaling the heady vapors", if ya know what I mean.
Gagrakacka Mind Fuck
Play some Disaster Area for Shizune, discover that they're so loud even she can hear them.
Galactic Civil Service
Get out of class by reciting some Vogon poetry until everyone flees the building.
A Real Kneebiter
Personally insult every character in the game, in alphabetical order.
Trillian's Bad Route
Completely fail to chat up Tricia McMillan at a party in Islington.
The Best Bang Since The Big One
Unlock the Eccentrica Gallumbits route. (this is not difficult, as it is said her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body)
Sirius Business
Use the Nutri-Matic Drink Synthesizer to brew Lilly and Hanako a drink that is almost, but not entirely, unlike tea.
Paranoid Android
Discover that Kenji is a robot, whose disability is a terrible pain in all the diodes down his left side.
Fuck me, I could do this all day. That's enough for now.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:56 am
by Trogdor
BEWARE OF DEF LEPPARD:
Bulldoze Shizune's house to make way for a bypass, with one arm tied behind your back.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:05 pm
by bhtooefr
Share and Enjoy
Eat Yuuko out.
Genuine Cripple Personalities
...while echoing her moans exactly a flatted fifth out of tune.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:10 pm
by Trogdor
bhtooefr wrote:Share and Enjoy
Eat Yuuko out.
Go stick your head in a pig.
WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE:
Deny Emi sex until more lemon-flavored lube is located.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:13 pm
by Munchenhausen
bhtooefr wrote:Share and Enjoy
Eat Yuuko out.
Genuine Cripple Personalities
...while echoing her moans exactly a flatted fifth out of tune.
I'd totally watch that happen
Not even for sexual reasons, just to find out what it'd sound like
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:04 pm
by linkoid
Munchenhausen wrote:bhtooefr wrote:Share and Enjoy
Eat Yuuko out.
Genuine Cripple Personalities
...while echoing her moans exactly a flatted fifth out of tune.
I'd totally watch that happen
Not even for sexual reasons, just to find out what it'd sound like
That'd take a smart zombie
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:21 pm
by Comrade
Munchenhausen wrote:bhtooefr wrote:Share and Enjoy
Eat Yuuko out.
Genuine Cripple Personalities
...while echoing her moans exactly a flatted fifth out of tune.
I'd totally watch that happen
Not even for sexual reasons, just to find out what it'd sound like
Blatant Lies
Watch the h-scenes over and over, claiming to do it for the stories