Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:18 pm
I'm flattered!Munchenhausen wrote:Holy sardines, Batman, We're on to a fucking winner here ;Dsomeguy1294 wrote:Katawa-bob Shoujo-pants
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:54 pm
someguy1294 wrote:Katawa-bob Shoujo-pants
Who lives in a cripple farm off in Japan? (Hi-sao Na-kai)
And fucks twin-tailed amputees straight up the can? (Hi-sao Na-kai)
If heart-warming cripple-sex gives you the feelz, (Hi-sao Na-kai)
Then ram it up Hanako's twat 'till she squeals! (Hi-sao Na-kai)
His-sao Na-Kai, Hi-sao Na-kai
Hisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao Nakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!
Arr har har HNNNNNNG!
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:52 pm
DeathWatch: Lock all of the girls in the main Yamaku building with hidden stashes of chainsaws. Pump a drug through the ventilation system that turns them into bloodthirsty psychotics. Enjoy the show.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:45 pm
Little Emi:Potato wrote:DeathWatch: Lock all of the girls in the main Yamaku building with hidden stashes of chainsaws. Pump a drug through the ventilation system that turns them into bloodthirsty psychotics. Enjoy the show.
Defeat the mutated runner with her own giant spike ball
Rin-Rin Din-Din:
Feed geisha girl Rin to a robotic sumo
Hanakoh No:
Fry Hanako by using an electric chair to overload her metal implants
Student Council Force:
Make Shizune explode by throwing Misha at her at insanely high speeds
Kokenji:
Defeat Kenji in a biker duel
Swag Is Blind:
Finish Lilly the pimp off once and for all with the help of her psychic assistant and win the Deathwatch games
I Don't Help People:
Give the nurse a taste of his own medicine
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:51 am
Sounds a bit like GoGo from Kill BillSpunkySix wrote: Defeat the mutated runner with her own giant spike ball
Only it wasn't her own giant spike ball, but still. She had a spike ball, and that's what matters.Brofist
Uncover the truth about Meiko and the Nurse
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:26 am
EMI ROUTE SPOILERSAaronIsCrunchy wrote: Brofist
Uncover the truth about Meiko and the Nurse
Hisao: "You banging Meiko?"
Nurse: "Haha yeah nigga"
Hisao: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
Nurse: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
"Nurse and I bump our knuckles together in an act of Brodom."
"I trust Nurse not to tell Meiko, as Nurse trusts me not to tell Emi. Our respective secrets are safe."
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:39 am
Pretty much the exact dialogue I had in my head as I wrote that. Forums are beautiful things.Munchenhausen wrote:EMI ROUTE SPOILERSAaronIsCrunchy wrote: Brofist
Uncover the truth about Meiko and the Nurse
Hisao: "You banging Meiko?"
Nurse: "Haha yeah nigga"
Hisao: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
Nurse: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
"Nurse and I bump our knuckles together in an act of Brodom."
"I trust Nurse not to tell Meiko, as Nurse trusts me not to tell Emi. Our respective secrets are safe."
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:22 pm
HANAKO ROUTE SPOILERSMunchenhausen wrote:EMI ROUTE SPOILERS
Hisao: "You banging Meiko?"
Hisao: "Word is you're bangin' one of the students' moms."
Nurse: "Awwww yiss. Meiko Ibarazaki, Emi's mom. You know her?"
Hisao: "No."
Nurse: "Too bad, she is a piece of ass. How about your girlfriend's mom? She hot?"
Hisao: ಠ_ಠ
Worldwide MILF Hunter: Check out all the girls' moms in person (or via images if unavailable due to critical existence failure)
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:31 pm
Roman Torchwick!AaronIsCrunchy wrote:Pretty much the exact dialogue I had in my head as I wrote that. Forums are beautiful things.Munchenhausen wrote:EMI ROUTE SPOILERSAaronIsCrunchy wrote: Brofist
Uncover the truth about Meiko and the Nurse
Hisao: "You banging Meiko?"
Nurse: "Haha yeah nigga"
Hisao: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
Nurse: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
"Nurse and I bump our knuckles together in an act of Brodom."
"I trust Nurse not to tell Meiko, as Nurse trusts me not to tell Emi. Our respective secrets are safe."
HRLES?
Somehow transfer the girls into the world of Remnant.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:54 pm
Good God No!!
Accidentally drop the girls off in one of Cyanide And Happiness' Depressing Comics Week strips
Accidentally drop the girls off in one of Cyanide And Happiness' Depressing Comics Week strips
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:13 pm
Those aren't spoilers...Munchenhausen wrote:EMI ROUTE SPOILERSAaronIsCrunchy wrote: Brofist
Uncover the truth about Meiko and the Nurse
Hisao: "You banging Meiko?"
Nurse: "Haha yeah nigga"
Hisao: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
Nurse: "Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
"Nurse and I bump our knuckles together in an act of Brodom."
"I trust Nurse not to tell Meiko, as Nurse trusts me not to tell Emi. Our respective secrets are safe."
Aw Shit, Not Again...: Accidentally flood the classroom with chemicals that turn the girls into Nazi zombies.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:55 pm
HORRIBLE REVELATION:Xaredian wrote:HRLES?
Somehow transfer the girls into the world of Remnant.
Transfer the entire cast into the Questionable Content universe. Become Marten's best bro.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:01 am
Magrathea!: Take the girls (and Kenji, Mutou, Nurse, Meiko, Akira, Hideaki, Jigoro) on a space adventure in the world of Hitchhiker's Guide.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:12 am
I HOPE IT WILL BE FRIENDLY:Potato wrote:Magrathea!: Take the girls (and Kenji, Mutou, Nurse, Meiko, Akira, Hideaki, Jigoro) on a space adventure in the world of Hitchhiker's Guide.
Transform Rin into a sperm whale and Emi into a bowl of petunias.
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:43 am
Shocking Love:
Attempt to stick your dick into the power port during a h-scene
Unlock the adventure of Space Bears!
Attempt to stick your dick into the power port during a h-scene
Adventure is out there!:Potato wrote:Magrathea!: Take the girls (and Kenji, Mutou, Nurse, Meiko, Akira, Hideaki, Jigoro) on a space adventure in the world of Hitchhiker's Guide.
Unlock the adventure of Space Bears!