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OK, weak submissions, but I gotta get them out there:

How did we even survive THAT?!
Survive your first tour of duty aboard the ПЛАРБ 'Маленькой Рика'...

For the Cyrilic illiterate (certainly me), the above translates approximately to SSBN 'Little Rika'.


You arrogant li- You killed US!!
... Or have it all go horribly wrong. You can probably guess the results.

.... Yeah, clearly I gotta stop watching Tom Clancy films, cause those works and Katawa Shoujo simply would NOT work too well together.

Reversal:
Poke Hanako's eyes out and set Lily on fire

Reversal Two:
Jab pencils into Misha's ears, and forcibly style Shizune's hair into drills.

Spiral Power:
Restore Shizune's hearing by giving her drills.

Unlimited Drill Works:
Cure everyone in Yamaku's disabilities by giving them all drills.

Is this more original?:
Create an achievement involving Hanako and ice.

KeiichiO wrote:

Selim Bradley wrote:Well, that answers whether I was forgotten about in my several month absence. Then again, I just realized that you are new so can't expect you to know. But to answer, as my sig says I am the male version.

*Pat pat*

I'm not sure if this thread is for you, buddy.

I've been getting that impression, yeah.

Selim Bradley wrote:Well, that answers whether I was forgotten about in my several month absence. Then again, I just realized that you are new so can't expect you to know. But to answer, as my sig says I am the male version.

Nah I didn't forget you Selim, or is it still Pride? I've been a bit inactive lately because of Dark Souls and life, but mostly Dark Souls.

AussieInquisitor wrote:'Маленькой Рика'...

Not to nitpick, as you just said you can't read Cyrillic, but it would be маленькая Рика. The ой ending is masculine.

I don't need this
Turn the achievement options off and just enjoy the game.

Oddball wrote:I don't need this
Turn the achievement options off and just enjoy the game.

I'm right behind you.

KeiichiO wrote:

Oddball wrote:I don't need this
Turn the achievement options off and just enjoy the game.

I'm right behind you.

I'm Right Behind You
Get raped by Keichi

Comrade wrote:

KeiichiO wrote:I'm Right Behind You

Get raped by Keichi

I need to stop making double entendres...

KeiichiO wrote:

Oddball wrote:I don't need this
Turn the achievement options off and just enjoy the game.

I second it

I third it.

Oddball wrote:I don't need this
Turn the achievement options off and just enjoy the game.

Wait, what?
Realize the irony of earning an achievement by turning the achievements off.

Potato wrote:Columbine: Shoot up the halls of Yamaku.

School-shootings are never funny.

School-shootings are never funny
Run through the halls of Yamaku shooting people with a super-soaker filled with cat-pee.

Xaredian wrote:

KeiichiO wrote:

Oddball wrote:I don't need this
Turn the achievement options off and just enjoy the game.

I second it

I third it.

I negative forth it, which means you all lose.

FLAWLESS LOGIC.

Well-Intentioned Extremist: Attempt to undo Hanako's burns by orchestrating the same incident that created Mr Freeze, forcing her to live out her life in a freezer suit.

someguy1294 wrote:School-shootings are never funny.

False.

1001 Katawas:
Take a time machine trip with Rin back to medieval Arabia

Didn't plan for this:
Convince Rin to steal somthing where the town guards can see, and watch them debate over how exactly they are supposed to punish her

Obvious Rules Patch:
Run back to the time machine quickly before they cut her foot off

Welcome to Belgium:
Punch in some random coordinates quickly, and land in the home of Leopold II of Belgium

What have I done?:
Accidentally inspire Leopold's polocy of cutting off people's hands in the Congo Free State when he sees Rin

FelOnyx wrote:1001 Katawas:
Take a time machine trip with Rin back to medieval Arabia

Didn't plan for this:
Convince Rin to steal somthing where the town guards can see, and watch them debate over how exactly they are supposed to punish her

Obvious Rules Patch:
Run back to the time machine quickly before they cut her foot off

Welcome to Belgium:
Punch in some random coordinates quickly, and land in the home of Leopold II of Belgium

What have I done?:
Accidentally inspire Leopold's polocy of cutting off people's hands in the Congo Free State when he sees Rin

Rin is the worst time-travel companion.