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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:34 am
by AaronIsCrunchy
Atario wrote:
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:THIS... IS... DECAF!!!
Watch Lilly freak the f**k out by serving her decaf tea.
Hang on a tic… they make decaf tea? What's the point, a cup of tea already has like a quarter the caffeine of a coffee…

Thé du jour: Pull this trick on Lilly, except with a "new blend of tea" instead of soup
Haha, yep! I drink it, though there's many types of tea that are caffeine free anyway (though perhaps calling them tea is a misnomer). This would work SO well, as she wouldn't even be able to see it! She might smell something peculiar though, so the trick'd be to get her to drink it quickly :P

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:50 am
by Trogdor
For the Diesel Sweeties readers out there:
BACON IS A VEGETABLE:
Fuck Hanako into a coma.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:04 am
by KeiichiO
Trogdor wrote:For the Diesel Sweeties readers out there:
BACON IS A VEGETABLE:
Fuck Hanako into a coma.
I'm not even sure how that'd happen, but it sounds like a good workout.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:49 pm
by Xaredian
someguy1294 wrote:Miracle-Worker

Get Potato to stop writing horrible, horrible things about Hanako.
Should have been "about the girls". Not just Hanako.

I can't think of any achievements. QQ

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:03 pm
by Selim Bradley
KeiichiO wrote:
Trogdor wrote:For the Diesel Sweeties readers out there:
BACON IS A VEGETABLE:
Fuck Hanako into a coma.
I'm not even sure how that'd happen, but it sounds like a good workout.
I think Hisao would die from a heart attack before he got even close to achieving this.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:38 pm
by someguy1294
Xaredian wrote: Should have been "about the girls". Not just Hanako.
He tends to single out Hanako more than any other, from what I've seen.

Unhealthy Adolescent Sex Drive
Get raped by Lilly.

That Is Not How You Use A Paint Brush
Get raped by Rin.

Oh, Come On, That's Just Fucking Pathetic
Get raped by Hanako.

E-lemon-ated
Get raped by Emi.

Scream All You Want
Get raped by Shizune.

Drill'd
Get raped by Misha.

KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN, THIS IS A LIBRARY!!!
Get raped by Yuuko.

Emi Needed a Little Brother, Anyways
Get raped by Emi's Mom.

It's Not Rape If You're Both Drunk
Get raped by Akira.

How Is That, I Don't Even
Get raped by Katawanko.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:41 pm
by bhtooefr
It's not exactly hard to get the Shizune one. Just play her route.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:51 pm
by Potato
bhtooefr wrote:It's not exactly hard to get the Shizune one. Just play her route.
But there's no rape in that...

Emi Needed a Little Brother, Anyways is an impossible achievement though.


Porky Pig Raping Elmer Fudd: Walk in on Misha raping a bald Shizune.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:57 pm
by Steinherz
Trogdor wrote:THE BACON STACKER:
Arrange the following five-way scene:
Akira x Hisao x Hanako x Kenji x Lilly

THE CRYING GAME:
Have Banda write it.
That is wrong on many levels :lol:

I thought no one liked this? Write a fic where one of the girls has sex with a futanari.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:21 pm
by Comrade
If Only Banda Could See Us Now
Write a fic where one of the girls fucks Hisao

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:46 pm
by Potato
Steinherz wrote:I thought no one liked this? Write a fic where one of the girls has sex with a futanari.
I can attest firsthand to the falseness of that thought. >.>

Chocolate Rain: Get a rimjob from Hanako while having a bad case of diarrhea.


Jesus Saves: Witness Hideaki suddenly develop a (relative) personality after becoming a Jehovah's Witness.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:52 pm
by Selim Bradley
Potato wrote:
Steinherz wrote:I thought no one liked this? Write a fic where one of the girls has sex with a futanari.
I can attest firsthand to the falseness of that thought. >.>

Chocolate Rain: Get a rimjob from Hanako while having a bad case of diarrhea.


Jesus Saves: Witness Hideaki suddenly develop a (relative) personality after becoming a Jehovah's Witness.
So wait, are you or Hanako having the bad case of diaahea? Because if the former, you wrote it wrong.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:25 pm
by Potato
Selim Bradley wrote:
Potato wrote:
Steinherz wrote:I thought no one liked this? Write a fic where one of the girls has sex with a futanari.
I can attest firsthand to the falseness of that thought. >.>

Chocolate Rain: Get a rimjob from Hanako while having a bad case of diarrhea.


Jesus Saves: Witness Hideaki suddenly develop a (relative) personality after becoming a Jehovah's Witness.
So wait, are you or Hanako having the bad case of diaahea? Because if the former, you wrote it wrong.
The former...As written.

Cotton Candy: In a fit of drug-fueled munchies-induced mania, shave off Misha's hair and eat it.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:31 pm
by KeiichiO
This thread makes me lose brain cells.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 8:01 pm
by Potato
KeiichiO wrote:This thread makes me lose brain cells.
This thread makes me lose brain cells.: Strangle Kenji with a length of sewing thread to the point of oxygen-deprivation-induced brain damage as revenge for pushing you off the roof.