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someguy1294 wrote:

Potato wrote:Acceptable: Modify KS to make Yamaku the Earldom of Lemongrab and everyone in it lemon people.

Logical Follow-through

Have anal sex with lemon-Emi using a tube of human-flavored lube.

I think my eyes are bleeding.

Xaredian wrote:

emmjay wrote: What Part Of "April Fools" Did You Not Understand?
Get so upset at Rika and Saki not being in the game that you code their routes in yourself.

If I knew how to code, i'd soooo do this. At least, for Saki. While I like white/silver haired lasses, I like Saki more. /sarcasm

The coding is relatively easy. The art is the problem. Nobody will draw it.

@someguy: Uh...

Mishapocalypse: Witness the endtimes at Yamaku.

Potato wrote:

Xaredian wrote:

emmjay wrote: What Part Of "April Fools" Did You Not Understand?
Get so upset at Rika and Saki not being in the game that you code their routes in yourself.

If I knew how to code, i'd soooo do this. At least, for Saki. While I like white/silver haired lasses, I like Saki more. /sarcasm

The coding is relatively easy. The art is the problem. Nobody will draw it.

@someguy: Uh...

Mishapocalypse: Witness the endtimes at Yamaku.

Ironic Ending

Comfort Shizune during the Mishapocalypse

Potato wrote:

Xaredian wrote:

emmjay wrote: What Part Of "April Fools" Did You Not Understand?
Get so upset at Rika and Saki not being in the game that you code their routes in yourself.

If I knew how to code, i'd soooo do this. At least, for Saki. While I like white/silver haired lasses, I like Saki more. /sarcasm

The coding is relatively easy. The art is the problem. Nobody will draw it.

Maybe. I still suck as coding. But, if I were to make routes for those two or three in the VN, I wouldn't be allowed to put it anywhere for download.

Then you have the fact of actually writing the routes...

Xaredian wrote:

Potato wrote:

Xaredian wrote: If I knew how to code, i'd soooo do this. At least, for Saki. While I like white/silver haired lasses, I like Saki more. /sarcasm

The coding is relatively easy. The art is the problem. Nobody will draw it.

Maybe. I still suck as coding. But, if I were to make routes for those two or three in the VN, I wouldn't be allowed to put it anywhere for download.

Then you have the fact of actually writing the routes...

I'm just going to stop you there, this seems like a topic easily depth charged on a technicality so to avoid a grizzly end, lets just go back to posting mind-melting achievements shall we?

Explain THAT To Your Parents
Cosplay as Hanako with and burn half your body

AaronIsCrunchy wrote: Always nice to meet fellow Red Dwarf fans on my travels :3 And your achievements were funny as :L

Boys from the dwaaaaarf. [Does that weird hand thing Lister always does when he says that]

Atario wrote: As luck would have it, I just recently binge-watched that whole thing. Unexpected feels amongst the Dk Pepper product placement.

Been on an anime binge lately myself, and that one really stood out from the pack. Great show!

SpunkySix wrote:OMNOMNOM
Have a child with Shizune, then eat it in front of Misha out of pure, unadulterated spite when she asks you to comfort her

Wow. I bet you tell one helluva version of...

The Aristocrats
Make up the dirtiest, raunchiest, most horrifyingly disgusting things you can possibly come up with for the girls to do to each other on stage, then pitch it to Nomiya in the hopes he'll bankroll taking the act on the road.

Sea wrote:

Xaredian wrote:

Potato wrote:
The coding is relatively easy. The art is the problem. Nobody will draw it.

Maybe. I still suck as coding. But, if I were to make routes for those two or three in the VN, I wouldn't be allowed to put it anywhere for download.

Then you have the fact of actually writing the routes...

I'm just going to stop you there, this seems like a topic easily depth charged on a technicality so to avoid a grizzly end, lets just go back to posting mind-melting achievements shall we?

Fine.
Though, with my mind not being very creative when it comes to these kinds of things. You'll can keep make achievements.

Hipster

• Claim a Tertiary or a background character to be your favourite girl

On a completely unrelated note Natsume and Naomi are bestgirls

Fubard wrote:The Aristocrats
Make up the dirtiest, raunchiest, most horrifyingly disgusting things you can possibly come up with for the girls to do to each other on stage, then pitch it to Nomiya in the hopes he'll bankroll taking the act on the road.

Ta-da!

Take the girls to a talent agency. Once the agent permits you to start, immediately begin violently ramming your cock down Rin's throat until you feel vomit beginning to rise up. At this point, pry her off of you and aim her impending vomit downward over Emi's waiting mouth. While those two are snowballing vomit in the background, pick up Lilly's cane and start beating her over the head with it. Once her head is sufficiently swollen and bruised, it's a good time to shove that cane right up her cunt, maneuvering it so as to send it right up through her mouth, undoubtedly displacing and rupturing many internal organs. Hanako should join in here, fellating the cane as it juts out of Lilly's bleeding vagina. While this is going on, you'll need to kill some time waiting for Lilly's choking, convulsing body to die off so go ahead and grab one of Emi's running blades and hack through Rin's neck. Shove your hand up the neck end of Rin's severed head and invite Misha on-stage to re-enact the dead parrot skit from Monty Python while Shizune jams her tongue in Misha's ass. When the skit is done, Lilly should be dead by now so leave them to it while you remove the cane from her innards and Hanako lovingly licks it clean of vomit and gore. During this, punch her repeatedly in the face while Misha, still getting rimmed by Shizune, start shitting in the deaf girl's mouth and all over her face. Once Hanako's face is well-pulverized, she'll steal Shizune's shit-smeared glasses and put them on. Now, you can't hit a person with glasses on so it's at this point you'll want to really get hands-on with the act and tear a massive strip of burnt flesh off Hanako's face. Use the bloody bacon-flesh to sop up some of Misha's diarrhea and cram the whole smoky treat in Misha's mouth. Emi, during all of this, will have been vigorously grinding her cunt against Rin's bleeding neck-stump but she's a big part of act three so drag her to center-stage by her twintails (making sure to tear them out of her scalp afterward) and spread her legs wide open. Go on and chop off Rin's arm nubs while you're at it. Have everyone gather around while you shove Rin's severed head and arm nubs all up inside Emi's vag. With Emi surrounded by her dead, bleeding, shit-coated friends, proceed to recreate the nativity scene of Christianity as she strains to push her dead pal's severed appendages back out of her body. Emi, playing the role of Mary, will claim a virgin birth. It is at this moment that take those removed twintails and glue them to her eyeballs. Once they're secure, yank on them to pull her eyes from their sockets, cut them out, and hand then off to Hanako to use as anal beads. While that's going on, use Emi's running blade to slit her belly open and expose her innards. Ignore the heavy bleeding and set out a bottle of champagne and candles. Shizune and Misha will begin pulling out Emi's intestines and tearing chunks out with their teeth, sharing a romantic dinner by candlelight. Off to the side, Hanako will begin shitting out Emi's eyeballs so go on and feed them to her before taking a small knife and lovingly carving off the remainder of her burnt flesh. During this time, the lesbian dinner should be about finished so have Misha crawl up inside Emi's slit-open body like a dead tauntaun so Shizune can stitch it closed, at which point both of you will don wooden clogging shoes and begin dancing atop the corpse, trampling Misha underfoot and sending gore and blood spilling from Emi's deceased form. Begin fucking Shizune doggy-style amidst the bodies while Hanako, heavily bleeding herself by now, shoves all her removed bacon-flesh into her vagina and Shizune starts eating it out of her. Continue fucking Shizune during all of this, repeatedly reciting "You are not alone, and you are not strange. You are you, and everyone has damage." until you've all orgasmed a few times. Finally, pull out and blow your final load in Hanako's bleeding face. As she moans in ecstasy and rubs your seed into her wounds, hand her Emi's cane and have her bash Shizune's head in, all while still tonguing Hanako's soaking pussy until her dying breath. Pile all the bodies - Lilly, Rin, Emi (and Misha), Shizune - together and bend Hanako over them. Douse her upper half in kerosene and set her aflame and begin plowing her atop the bodies while singing the hit song "Let It Go" from Disney's Frozen. By the end of the song, she should be dead so go ahead and finish up if you haven't cum in her yet. Finally, stand atop the corpse pile, naked and coated in gore and shit, and take a bow. When the agent asks what the act is called, open your mouth to speak only to have your head suddenly blown apart by a bullet through the window. In a bizarre twist, Kenji then crashes in through the roof, stands up, calmly dusts himself off, and states "Feminism."

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Fuck me, that read like the plot of 120 Days of Sodom. As in, I genuinely felt a bit dodgy reading it
かたわ少女
Complete any route in Japanese (or another unfamiliar language if Japanese)

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:Fuck me, that read like the plot of 120 Days of Sodom. As in, I genuinely felt a bit dodgy reading it
かたわ少女
Complete any route in Japanese (or another unfamiliar language if Japanese)

Palette Cleanser: Join Hanako in playing with a pile of bunnies.

N'aaawww. I feel slightly more at ease already :3

Potato wrote:The Best Joke Ever

I lost my shit when Hisao started singing Let It Go
Didn't expect the plot twist at the end!
11/10

Potato wrote:Ta-da!