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someguy1294 wrote:Pirates Need Eyepatches

Poke out one of Emi's eyes.

Refuge In Audacity: ...Via the sheer force of a cumshot.

Potato wrote: C is for Crispy: Use Mutou's time machine to take Hanako to see the Salem witch hunts. Inadvertently inspire them to start burning people at the stake instead of hanging them.

If this thread is anything to go by, Katawa Shoujo 2 is shaping up to have one hell of a storyline

someguy1294 wrote:Pirates Need Eyepatches

Poke out one of Emi's eyes.

...And a hook
Cut off one of Emi's hands

Edit: It's my 69th post. Heh. Hehehe.

AaronIsCrunchy wrote:

Sea wrote: Jekyll & Hisao
Develop split-personality disorder and murder the Nurse

Just launched tea across my laptop screen reading that. Thanks -_-

I wrote this whilst sipping some tea, you have good taste sir.

It's the end of the world as we know it
Embezzle the entire Yamaku Budget for the next 12 years

From the Ashes
Form a Neo-Nazi Society within Yamaku and Execute all the un-disabled

Clash of the Titans
Fight Supreme Dictate Shizune for Control of Australia, and then, THE WORLD!

Shyamalan-ed
Wake up

Munchenhausen wrote:

Potato wrote: C is for Crispy: Use Mutou's time machine to take Hanako to see the Salem witch hunts. Inadvertently inspire them to start burning people at the stake instead of hanging them.

If this thread is anything to go by, Katawa Shoujo 2 is shaping up to have one hell of a storyline

Even though KS2 was an April Fools, and that 4LS said they're done with the KS franchise. The announcement stuff for a KS2 was some nice eyecandy.

Sad. That we know none of the 2013 April Fools character names. Only 2012 April Fools character names.

This thread is awesome.

Munchenhausen wrote: Cagayake! GIRL

• Unlock the Ritsu route.

Hit Me Baby One More Time
Ask Ritsu to whack you on the head during said route.

LemonPirate wrote:Love Red Dwarf :0

Oh hells yeah.

Better Than Life
Unlock the Kochanski route. (The original Kochanski of course. C.P. Grogan FTW!)

Camille
Realize your favorite heroine is actually a Pleasure GELF.

White Hole
Not gonna describe this. Seriously.

Back To Reality
Stop playing KS for a moment and go outside FFS.

Sea wrote: Back to tomorrow
Steal Kenji's time machine

El Psy Congroo
Use the time machine to complete all the routes on a single playthrough, realize that this winds up killing Misha, and spend the next several months trying to go back and undo it all.

'67 Chevy
Discover that Kenji is actually John Titor.

Code Monkey
Re-write KS in APL and get it running on an IBM 5100.

We Have To Go Deeper: Create a Virtual Yamaku, complete with students and staff, in Minecraft.

bhtooefr wrote:We Have To Go Deeper: Create a Virtual Yamaku, complete with students and staff, in Minecraft.

We Have To Go Bigger

• Recreate one of the in-game sprites in 1:1 pixel/block size

Random entertainment...

Track To The Future: Get Emi to don her deLorean prosthetics and hit 88 km/h…
Oops, Meiko Ibarazaki looked so attractive to you, and now you know why you mustn't date Emi.

Highlander: Get Lilly to fight Akira for you, both wielding claymores while a thunderstorm crackles all around.

Deathstroke: Help Hanako to disguise her unique flaws with… chainmail and certain appropriate headgear.

Rin's Wind: Help Rin to compensate for lack of hands by giving her some… Luggage.

Shizune Roll: Palm off loaded dice on Shizune so that Risk games end a lot faster.

LemonPirate wrote:Love Red Dwarf :0

Oh hells yeah. [/quote]
Always nice to meet fellow Red Dwarf fans on my travels :3 And your achievements were funny as :L

thats better : convince emi to get implants.

Krazy wrote:thats better : convince emi to get implants.

Changed My Mind
Cut out Emi's implants while laughing maniacally.

Don't Worry, Arms Grow Back!

• Try to calm Emi down after she loses her arms thanks to yet another drink-driver

Medical License Revocation

• Wake up in the Nurse's office with no skeleton

Errrm... Hi.
Kiss Hideaki instead of Shizune, and then blame 'bad lighting'.

Munchenhausen wrote:Don't Worry, Arms Grow Back!

• Try to calm Emi down after she loses her arms thanks to yet another drink-driver

Medical License Revocation

• Wake up in the Nurse's office with no skeleton

Ah, the Medic. "Time to practice medicine..."
Manly Preparation
Abuse your knowledge of the story by putting a trampoline right under that faulty spot in the rooftop fence.