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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:05 am
by LemonPirate
SpunkySix wrote:
Atario wrote:Retro Interwebz Debater: Get into an argument with Emi about whether ninjas are better than pirates

Retro Interwebz Master Debater: After you've convinced her ninjas are superior, re-convince her that pirates are superior
Retro Interwebz Masturbator:

After re-convincing her that pirates are superior, wank off to pirate vs. ninja hentai in front of her
My name has the answer...

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:21 am
by Munchenhausen
LemonPirate wrote:I'm sure she'll like it anyway
Buy Lilly the movie 'Frozen'.
Do You Want To Build A Snowman?
  • Take Rin outside to play in the snow for the first time
...It Doesn't Have To Be A Snowman
  • Realise how difficult it is to build a snowman with no arms

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:25 am
by Potato
Munchenhausen wrote:
LemonPirate wrote:I'm sure she'll like it anyway
Buy Lilly the movie 'Frozen'.
Do You Want To Build A Snowman?
  • Take Rin outside to play in the snow for the first time
...It Doesn't Have To Be A Snowman
  • Realise how difficult it is to build a snowman with no arms
...What? No, I'm not listening to that song on Youtube now! :x

Shanghai tea is people!: Get Yuuko's bad end. :twisted:

(Canon. Her stress is guilt and paranoia.)

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:25 am
by Xaredian
Atario wrote:
Potato wrote:Vlad The Impaler: Join Kenji's rebellion, claim Yamaku as your base, and put all the girls' heads on pikes outside the front door.
[Checks username]
[Is surprised not to see "Xanatos"]
I haven't seen any new Xanatos posts in along time...
someguy1294 wrote:...What the Fuck Is Wrong With You?

Play the entire game and get 100% completion without getting feels.
I would have gotten this...
If Lilly's good ending didn't get to me.

#BlameAsperger's

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:53 am
by Atario
Xaredian wrote:I haven't seen any new Xanatos posts in along time...
Huh, you're right. I just checked; his last post was Dec 21 and his last visit was Jan 3, both over two months ago. I hope nothing's happened…

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:06 am
by Potato
Xaredian wrote:#BlameAsperger's
I'm sorry but no. The only explanation is that you are Literally Hitler. (You would be Literally Satan but the internet awarded that title to John Travolta after his recent Oscars flub.)

Stop. - Hammer Time!: Help Rin build a treehouse in the Worry Tree by taping hammers to her arm nubs.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:12 am
by Firewind
Xaredian wrote:
someguy1294 wrote:...What the Fuck Is Wrong With You?

Play the entire game and get 100% completion without getting feels.
I would have gotten this...
If Lilly's good ending didn't get to me.

#BlameAsperger's
"Ugh, it looks like I didn't get the good ending" Image...*hears music box*... :o
Atario wrote:
Xaredian wrote:I haven't seen any new Xanatos posts in along time...
Huh, you're right. I just checked; his last post was Dec 21 and his last visit was Jan 3, both over two months ago. I hope nothing's happened…
You guys are so blind. :P

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:29 am
by SpecimenSix
Firewind wrote:You guys are so blind. :P
Heh heh. Yeah... :lol:

Old Man River: Go through the Othello, Nomiya, Mutou, Nurse, and Jigoro routes all on the same playthrough.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:13 am
by Atario
SpecimenSix wrote:Old Man River: Go through the Othello, Nomiya, Mutou, Nurse, and Jigoro routes all on the same playthrough.
I'd be tempted to call that achievement Lemon Party, but it would probably be misinterpreted.

Umber Snout: Suck up to Jigoro till he actually approves of you

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:44 am
by Munchenhausen
Potato wrote:Stop. - Hammer Time!: Help Rin build a treehouse in the Worry Tree by taping hammers to her arm nubs.
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

Good As New!
  • Create a new set of legs for Emi using Play Dough

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:52 am
by emmjay
Atario wrote:Umber Snout: Suck up to Jigoro till he actually approves of you
Y'know, these should at least sound plausible...

Reverse Psychology
Find out Kenji is actually an agent of the feminist conspiracy.

Not What You Thought That Phrase Meant, Is It?
Unlock the harem ending in which all the girls end up in an actual sheik's harem.

Allons-y!
Find Mutou's TARDIS.

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:07 am
by AaronIsCrunchy
SpunkySix wrote:
Atario wrote:Retro Interwebz Debater: Get into an argument with Emi about whether ninjas are better than pirates

Retro Interwebz Master Debater: After you've convinced her ninjas are superior, re-convince her that pirates are superior
Retro Interwebz Masturbator:

After re-convincing her that pirates are superior, wank off to pirate vs. ninja hentai in front of her
Oh my shit what.
Stupid Cupid Hisao Is Now
Succeed in 'restarting' Kenji and Yuuko's relationship

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:53 am
by LemonPirate
AaronIsCrunchy wrote:"It's my duty. My duty as a complete and utter bastard" - Arnold Rimmer, Timeslides, Red Dwarf Series III[/i]
Love Red Dwarf :0

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:47 am
by Munchenhausen
emmjay wrote: Allons-y!
Find Mutou's TARDIS.
I can totally imagine Mutou using the phrase "Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... Stuff."

Teacher's Companion
  • Travel back in time with Mutou

Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:02 am
by Comrade
emmjay wrote:
Not What You Thought That Phrase Meant, Is It?
Unlock the harem ending in which all the girls end up in an actual shiek's harem.
Didn't i already post an achivment like this?