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Katawa Shoujo Achievements
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Munchenhausen
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Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Ya know how we always are like 'it's not just cripple porn!'? Well this is the line. Lets not cross it shall we?Atario wrote:Imagine the pornographic possibilities, with a little careful framing to avoid revealing the trick. "Arm-deep fisting!"Potato wrote:Stump Humper: Walk in on Rin fucking Emi with her arm stumps.
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Ahhh, but you neglect that I posit that it be framed specifically to avoid showing any disability. This would just appear to be magic porn with standard people.Sea wrote:Ya know how we always are like 'it's not just cripple porn!'? Well this is the line. Lets not cross it shall we?
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Besides, are you saying that crippled people aren't allowed to fis- what am I even doing with my life?!Atario wrote:Ahhh, but you neglect that I posit that it be framed specifically to avoid showing any disability. This would just appear to be magic porn with standard people.Sea wrote:Ya know how we always are like 'it's not just cripple porn!'? Well this is the line. Lets not cross it shall we?
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Enough Internet For TodaySpunkySix wrote:Besides, are you saying that crippled people aren't allowed to fis- what am I even doing with my life?!Atario wrote:Ahhh, but you neglect that I posit that it be framed specifically to avoid showing any disability. This would just appear to be magic porn with standard people.Sea wrote:Ya know how we always are like 'it's not just cripple porn!'? Well this is the line. Lets not cross it shall we?
Argue in favor of cripple stumpfisting porn
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This needs to be a genre, but in an incredibly classy, tasteful way that makes everybody who would otherwise be offended really, really confused.Comrade wrote:cripple stumpfisting
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Even if it was (AND IT IS!) incredibly offensive it would still leave everyone who gazed upon it halfway between a OMGWTFISTHISSHIT! and WHOTHEFUCKWOULDDOTHIS?!?!?SpunkySix wrote:This needs to be a genre, but in an incredibly classy, tasteful way that makes everybody who would otherwise be offended really, really confused.Comrade wrote:cripple stumpfisting
Comrade wrote:Enough Internet For Today
Argue in favor of cripple stumpfisting porn
Come join the Yamaku Book Club! Where stuff happens and we discuss cripple porn
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AaronIsCrunchy
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Can this even be done in a classy, tasteful way?! Hell, you could set it in the fancy restaurant Lilly takes Hisao to while having everyone smeared with white sturgeon caviar and I still don't think it could be done XDSpunkySix wrote:This needs to be a genre, but in an incredibly classy, tasteful way that makes everybody who would otherwise be offended really, really confused.Comrade wrote:cripple stumpfisting
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http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=9511 - A thread of my drawings. Don't expect a lot.
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Munchenhausen
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
This is an achievement?Comrade wrote:Enough Internet For Today
Argue in favor of cripple stumpfisting porn
I thought it was social norm
I'm trying my best to try and think of how a romantic love-making session turns into stumping your partnerSpunkySix wrote:This needs to be a genre, but in an incredibly classy, tasteful way that makes everybody who would otherwise be offended really, really confused.
Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
Miki fic? Miki fic!
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"We are a small country full of the most stubborn bastards on the planet. You might want to rethink your actions." - Anon
Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
I don't see how it's offensive. It'd just be porn.Sea wrote:Even if it was (AND IT IS!) incredibly offensive it would still leave everyone who gazed upon it halfway between a OMGWTFISTHISSHIT! and WHOTHEFUCKWOULDDOTHIS?!?!?
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someguy1294
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements
Oh, don't act like you don't want Rin's stump up your ass.Sea wrote:Even if it was (AND IT IS!) incredibly offensive it would still leave everyone who gazed upon it halfway between a OMGWTFISTHISSHIT! and WHOTHEFUCKWOULDDOTHIS?!?!?SpunkySix wrote:This needs to be a genre, but in an incredibly classy, tasteful way that makes everybody who would otherwise be offended really, really confused.Comrade wrote:cripple stumpfisting
Joking, obviously.No, if we want to delve into the romance of the nubs, we need a more tender act than fisting.
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Fellate one of Rin's nubs.
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Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.
Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.
Favorite Katawa Girls, in Order from Best to Worst:
Rin, Hanako, Misha, Miki, Akira, Emi's Mom, Emi, Yuuko, Shizune, Iwanako, Lilly.
Lilly had a cell-phone. That is all.
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K, so I prolly went ahead and wrote something related to the Rin achievement and then got all guilty and panicked and deleted it so I didn't get cooked up and served with fries, but if anybody is morbidly curious and really needs to know what was written, feel free to PM me at your own risk.
DISCLAIMER: I am NOT in any way requesting that you do so, I'm simply saying that the option is there for those who don't plan on feeling okay in the near future.
DISCLAIMER: I am NOT in any way requesting that you do so, I'm simply saying that the option is there for those who don't plan on feeling okay in the near future.
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Damn you guys are jumpy. It's related to Katawa Shoujo, so it's fair game! At least wait for a warning before you self-sensor, huh?SpunkySix wrote:K, so I prolly went ahead and wrote something related to the Rin achievement and then got all guilty and panicked and deleted it so I didn't get cooked
I happened to see it before you deleted. (Still have it in my cache, too…) You really should have left it, it was hilarious. Though you did neglect to mention whether you swallowed at the end.if anybody is morbidly curious and really needs to know what was written, feel free to PM me at your own risk.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled achievement fest.
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As did I.Atario wrote:I happened to see it before you deleted. (Still have it in my cache, too…) You really should have left it, it was hilarious. Though you did neglect to mention whether you swallowed at the end.
And I agree, 'twas hilarious.
I write take a look, would you kindly?
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Back by popular demand.
As I lean in closer, I take in the scent of Rin's beautifully rounded left nub. She's sweating with anticipation, and it smells sweet. I'm shaking as I approach, and I realize that I am nervous as well. My tongue extends outward, and I get my first taste of Rin's delicious nub. It tastes like berries, but sweeter. Licking up droplets of sweat, I begin to move faster and suck upon the tip of Rin's tender nub, eliciting a soft moan from her. I look up, and see that she's blushing; she is enjoying this as much as I am. I begin to work my way further up her stump, deeper and faster, and soon her partial arm is tickling my tonsils. I gag, but force myself to continue- I'm too aroused to stop now. Our breathing becomes erratic and the pace quickens to a frenzy as I move my lips up and down as if the nub was a popsicle on a hot Summer's day. I feel Rin tensing up, and soon after I can take no more. We both roll our eyes back in pure ecstasy and groan as the glorious feeling of release fills our minds, consuming us. We pant, catching our breath, and I embrace Rin. We smile at each other warmly, knowing that our act of passion will not soon be forgotten by either of us. She falls asleep in my arms, and I am reminded of how lucky I am to have met such a wonderfully complex angel.
Do I win achievement points for this?
As I lean in closer, I take in the scent of Rin's beautifully rounded left nub. She's sweating with anticipation, and it smells sweet. I'm shaking as I approach, and I realize that I am nervous as well. My tongue extends outward, and I get my first taste of Rin's delicious nub. It tastes like berries, but sweeter. Licking up droplets of sweat, I begin to move faster and suck upon the tip of Rin's tender nub, eliciting a soft moan from her. I look up, and see that she's blushing; she is enjoying this as much as I am. I begin to work my way further up her stump, deeper and faster, and soon her partial arm is tickling my tonsils. I gag, but force myself to continue- I'm too aroused to stop now. Our breathing becomes erratic and the pace quickens to a frenzy as I move my lips up and down as if the nub was a popsicle on a hot Summer's day. I feel Rin tensing up, and soon after I can take no more. We both roll our eyes back in pure ecstasy and groan as the glorious feeling of release fills our minds, consuming us. We pant, catching our breath, and I embrace Rin. We smile at each other warmly, knowing that our act of passion will not soon be forgotten by either of us. She falls asleep in my arms, and I am reminded of how lucky I am to have met such a wonderfully complex angel.
Do I win achievement points for this?
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"Tissues to the extreme!"
"Tissues to the extreme!"