Shizune vs Misha

[ziamatt]

In a battle to the death.
The setting is the classroom. Everyone has cleared out and everything that wouldn't normally be left there overnight has been removed.
The girls are free to use anything in the classroom as a weapon, but otherwise fight with only their bodies and wits.
Your predictions?

[ShadeHaven]

I'd say Misha, because of those deadly drills. No further explanation needed.

[metalangel]

Misha flies at Shizune and wraps her fat thighs (lol) around her neck, attempting to snap it. Shizune quickly removes her glasses and uses them to focus the sun's rays, burning Misha's leg. Misha jumps away in pain, while Shizune rolls under a desk. Misha lands atop the desk and drills holes in it. The drills pierce the Risk box inside, showering Shizune with game pieces. Thinking quickly, Shizune uses the pieces, held together with the gum stuck under the desk, to assemble a replica parfait.

The parfait (made of wooden Risk pieces) is pushed out from under the desk. Misha pounces on it and attempts to swallow it whole. Shizune emerges from under the desk and jumps on Misha's back. They fall to the floor and the wooden parfait, still in Misha's mouth is driven through the back of her head.

[crystal]

I'd say Misha, because of those deadly drills. No further explanation needed.

Works for me.

[CrimsonMoonMist]

Misha's a bit more... sturdy.

[Megumeru]

...can we put Hisao in the mix?

No matter which side wins, Hisao wins

[ziamatt]

...can we put Hisao in the mix?

No matter which side wins, Hisao wins

Are you trying to kill him? His heart wouldn't stand him fantasizing about that, much less being a part of it.

[Megumeru]

...can we put Hisao in the mix?

No matter which side wins, Hisao wins

Are you trying to kill him? His heart wouldn't stand him fantasizing about that, much less being a part of it.

The moment he starts fantasizing, both Shizune and Misha would say this:

"Omae wa mou shinde iru!~wahaha"
(you are already dead!~wahaha)

[Bigbishounen]

Easy. Shizune.

Shizune already knows Misha has a crush on her. She'd just enter the ring wearing something revealing and sultry, and begin to slooooowly take it off while giving Misha the bedroom eyes. Misha would immediately spout blood from her nose and pass out from blood loss.

However, Shizune would be merciful, and spare her life so as to make Misha her translation slave.

[Paddy]

What is it with this forum and brawl threads?

Whatever.

It would obviously be a stalemate. They'd end up "yelling" at each other, then being frank with each other, then the whole "I love you, man" thing while they roll some blunts (it's no secret Mutou keeps some marijuana supplies in his desk, you know). After an hour they'd be so baked they'd stop "talking" so much (or maybe, talk about how many stars there are in the sky or some weird crap like that), lose some inhibitions and have an awkward gay moment (which Misha will remember for the rest of her natural born life). Then they'd stumble out of the classroom to find some grub and forget all about it.