The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

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traitor
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The biggest bro in Katawa Shoujo

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The person with the highest amount of brotential in KS is obviously the blind soba cooking guy in Lilly's class

He's a pretty cool guy. Increases his workload so that Hisao and Lilly can have an ending, helping the new kid that he probably can't even see.


What do you think he would look like?

I assume that he wears kamina's sunglasses, has a smile that stretches half his face, and dual wields spatulas.
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I'm imagining the Fonz, personally. The Blind Fonz.
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Fat Narcoleptic Classmate, he's a huge bro.

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Csihar wrote:I'm imagining the Fonz, personally. The Blind Fonz.
"Ehhhhhhh... Lilly, you wanna be cool for the first time in your life?" xD
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Most definitely Kenji. He may seem like some drunkard schizo at first, but this guy is really looking out for you. Nobody else in the game gives the same insight that he does, especially with regard to feminist conspiracies and other issues that the rest of the student body outright ignores, like snipers. He may have forgot his graphs, but he knows what he's talking about. He also chugs whiskey with you on the roof before you fall off and die, but that was your own fault you uncoordinated pussy.
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traitor wrote:dual wields spatulas
Does Ninja Burger employ blind ninja? Because I'm pretty sure that's his fate.
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traitor wrote:I assume that he wears kamina's sunglasses, has a smile that stretches half his face, and dual wields spatulas.
This needs fanart.
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Ascendant wrote:
traitor wrote:dual wields spatulas
Does Ninja Burger employ blind ninja? Because I'm pretty sure that's his fate.
Ninjas dont use their eyes, they always order masks head cloth things that are too big and they cant see. They have sonar or whatever daredevil / bats use
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No mention of Akira so far? I am very, very disappointed.
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Brogurt wrote:Most definitely Kenji. He may seem like some drunkard schizo at first, but this guy is really looking out for you. Nobody else in the game gives the same insight that he does, especially with regard to feminist conspiracies and other issues that the rest of the student body outright ignores, like snipers. He may have forgot his graphs, but he knows what he's talking about. He also chugs whiskey with you on the roof before you fall off and die, but that was your own fault you uncoordinated pussy.
That wasn't uncoordination. He kept backing up because Kenji kept getting up in his face and while he had no problem with swapping chugs from the bottle he didn't want to swap spit directly.
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Yes, Kenji was getting in your face, but maybe Hisao shouldn't have been such a dick and actually saw the reason behind Kenji's drunken rant.
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As much as I like Kenji (from a safe distance, at least) getting someone killed because they're not into you is not a very bro thing to do. Nor is ambushing someone in the bathroom to bum money off of them for pizza that you have no intention of sharing.
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Kenji does have bro potential, but his paranoia seems to get in the way. The alcohol doesn't exactly seem to help on his behalf either :).
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tarisb wrote:Kenji does have bro potential, but his paranoia seems to get in the way.
* Brotential
And when it comes to women, 'Paranoia' is called Vigilance. :P
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Grand Haberdasher wrote:Nor is ambushing someone in the bathroom to bum money off of them for pizza that you have no intention of sharing.
exactly, man. not sharing pizza is pretty non-broish, but saying "I need money for a pizza and no you can't have any?" dude. that's like anti-bro. the only time bros don't share pizza is when there's one slice left, I thought everyone knew that. :mrgreen:
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Emi = Hanako > Lilly > Rin >>>>>>> Shizune
amazing how preference changes now that the game's actually out.
Akira/Hanako for the win. Meiko/Nurse for even more win. Miki/Misha for win that goes BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE.
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