"Can you feel the love tonight" (Shizune/Misha/Hisao/Lilly)

[Sgt_Frog]

You know, Hanako could very well be a brilliant tactical mastermind. She spends A LOT of her time either alone or with Lilly, sometimes reading, sometimes playing chess, but the point is, she spends the vast majority of her time just being by herself. Who knows what's going on her mind? I really, really hope that Shizune challenges her to a game of Risk, which Hanako then wins, making Shizune's jaw drop.

[Grand Haberdasher]

You thought I wouldn't notice the song sung in "The Great Mouse Detective" by Ratigan did you.

If people didn't know the songs, the jokes wouldn't really work. It would just be a psychotic Hanako, which I admit has a charm all its own.

Now I'm wondering who you intened to play the part of Major Dr. David Q. Dawson; I'm guessing Hisao perhaps.

Hadn't thought about it, but that sounds accurate. Hisao/Dawson is the closest thing Kenji/Basil has to a friend, after all.

You know, Hanako could very well be a brilliant tactical mastermind. She spends A LOT of her time either alone or with Lilly, sometimes reading, sometimes playing chess, but the point is, she spends the vast majority of her time just being by herself. Who knows what's going on her mind? I really, really hope that Shizune challenges her to a game of Risk, which Hanako then wins, making Shizune's jaw drop.

This is fic-worthy material, Sarge.

[Minister of Gloom]

Boy, isn't this fun?


http://www.6lyrics.com/gaston-lyrics-disney.aspx

Here's another take on this intriguing, wonderful girl.

SHIZUNE
Who does he think he is? That boy has tangled with the wrong lady! No one says "no" to Shizune Hakamichi!

MISHA
WAHAHA! Darn right.

SHIZUNE
Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated!
Why, if there's anything I hate-

MISHA
Maybe some more chocolate?

SHIZUNE
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced!

MISHA
Who, you? Never! Shiichan, you've got to pull yourself together.

MISHA
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Shiichan
Looking so damn miserable!
Every girl here'd love to be you, Shiichan
And I think it is quite visible!
There's no girl in this town as admired as you
You are everyone's favourite girl
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And they don't lack for reasons, as well!

No one's fair as Shizune!
No one's just as Shizune!
No one's breasts are incredibly large as Shizune
There's no girl in this town half as great
It'd be a crime to even equate
Just ask Akio, Takashi or Kenji
Which one they would like to date

STUDENTS
No one's been like Shizune
A real queen like Shizune

MISHA
No one's glasses are as meganekko as Shizune

SHIZUNE
Well, I guess as an idol I am intimidating

STUDENTS
My- what a girl, that Shizune

STUDENTS
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"

MISHA
Shizune is best
And the rest are all drips

STUDENTS
No one fights like Shizune
Or debates like Shizune

RANDOM GIRL
In a Risk game nobody can conquer like Shizune!

BOYS
For there's no one as busty and brainy

SHIZUNE
As you see I've got style to spare

MISHA
Not a bit of her's flawed or disfigured

SHIZUNE
(That's right!)
And I sport rather a magnificent pair!

STUDENTS
No one teases like Shizune
Or as witty as Shizune

MISHA
And no one is as nearly as tsundere as Shizune

SHIZUNE
It's yet another endearing character trait

STUDENTS
Oh, how much we adore you Shizune!

SHIZUNE
When I was a young gal I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help give my body some shape
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
All I miss is a crown and a cape!

STUDENTS
No one bites like Shizune
Makes those beauts like Shizune

MISHA
Or looks well in them black leather boots like Shizune

SHIZUNE
I can and I will love you to death!

STUDENTS
You can say it again
Who's a dream for every man?
And then say it once more
Who's the lady next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask her fans and her five hangers-on
There's just one girl in town who's got all of it down

MISHA
And her name is S-H-I-Z-O-
S-H-I-Z-E
S-H-I-Z-U- WAHAH!

Shizune!!!

Rich, smart, beautiful and willful, Shizune Hakamichi could easily have any boy she would want, but her only desire is to have the one she can't: Hisao Nakai, a quiet yet handsome young fellow who really likes to read. Unfortunately, he one day discovers that the old castle of the nearby woods isn't as deserted as he thought: there lives a poor princess who was horribly disfigured by dragon's fire, served by her many imaginary friends.
Will he learn to love her despite her physical deformity?
Will Shizune react violently?
And the greatest question of them all: how can Shizune sing so well so much if she's deaf and mute?

A tale as old as time!

Note: For extra Yuri, feel free to replace Hisao with Lilly in this little fairytale. Much pink flower petals will ensue.

[Murex]

Can you say "Made of Win?" This thread is the best thing I've read all week.

[neumanproductions]

Told you guys i'd eventually get to work on something, now if only i had the instrumental and a female voice. Anyways, this piece was actually inspire by an idea from Minister of Gloom on page 1 of this topic. He was thinking training montage from Mulan but I went in a different Disney film direction and of course i'm more on the lighter side of things so that's where this comes into play. So enjoy my rendition of "One Last Hope" from Hercules. Titled "One Last Boy" sung by Emi. (Really, if someone can find me the instrumental I might have just the person to help in performing these songs.)


[Emi]
So, you wanna be my boyfriend?
Well, good for you!
I have been around this track before
With simple guys its true.
All they wanted was amusement
Pain, ‘cause none gave a commitment
When they act like a kamichi
They should go out with Hakamichi
You’re asking me to go back in the game
My answer is two words – O.K!

[Hisao]
You will?
[Emi]
Sure thing
[Hisao]
You won’t be sorry Emi.
[Emi]
Oh Devs
[Hisao]
I’ll be the best boyfriend ever.
[Emi]
Se lave!

I started to think my heart would just fall apart
A fellow who’d comfort me for once
Not depart
Now for your first trial
Just get me to smile
If just for awhile
And haha– So you’ve passed it
When I was with Suzumiya, my time was lost
And when Lelouch was done with me, I was tossed
But you seem so much nicer
A tiger, but tamer
Though not much a runner
You’re whoa! What a kisser!
I’m down to one last guy
And that guy is you
If not that dream about Rin
Just might come true
I’ve made enough wishes
That never came true
To meet that perfect guy
Which just might you

Rule #7 When eating out, always order the salad.
Rule #32 Run with your head up. (Hisoa runs then passes out)
Rule #33 Breath!

Choices that you have to make
Will determine the final scene
You just might get lucky
If you don’t do anything obscene
To be a true, gentleman, is not what I need
Just simply being you, is how we’ll succeed
Our time together
Will last us forever
Get ready, get set now, and go
That how I like it!
I’m down to one last stanza
And it’s here I say
Maybe you’re just the guy I’ll marry
Some day
The balls in your court now
So choose what you’ll do
Finish line’s just this way
I’ve had one thing to say
Since that day in the hallway
And it is, I Love You!

[Everyone]
Yeah!

[scott1and]

Can this thread get any awesomer I love this thread

And by the way neuman, the "Oh Devs" bit made me lol

[Grand Haberdasher]

When they act like a kamichi

They act like South American poultry?

If not that dream about Rin
Just might come true

She says that like it's a bad thing.

Can this thread get any awesomer I love this thread

I don't think there's a way to improve on a Hanako/Lilly/pimptastic Shizune love triangle, but I see no reason not to try. Hmm, pimptastic yuri. That reminds me of a song...

Akira:
Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as the house proudly presents - our girls!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Slip that blouse right off your chest, cherie
And we provide the rest
Ladies thin
Or with fine curves
Why, we only live to serve
Try Shizune
She's delicious!
You don't believe me? Ask Ms. Misha

They can sing
They can dance
They wear exciting underpants
And the ladies here are never second best
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest

Akira and Chorus:
Hanako
Ready to play
Naomi, Natsume

Akira:
We'll prepare and give with flair
A sexy fun times cabaret!
It's your first
And you're scared
But the girls are all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While Ms. Rin is entertaining
We tell jokes
I do tricks
You won't believe where I can lick

Chorus:
And we're all very discreet
That you can bet
Come on and lift your dress
You've won your own free pass
To be our guest

Akira:
If you're stressed
It's good loving we suggest!

Akira and Chorus:
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!

Akira:
Life is so unnerving
For an escort who's not serving
She's not whole without a soul to dote upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Too long we've gone without
Needing someone to make us shout
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around our bedrooms
Horny, bored and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!

Lilly:
It's a guest!
It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the bedsheets freshly pressed
With dessert
She'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me
While Emi does her soft-shoein'
I'll be stroking, I'll be brewing
I'll get warm
Piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed

Chorus:
We've got a lot to do!

Lilly:
Is it one girl or two?
For you, our guest!

Chorus:
She's our guest!

Akira:
She's our guest!

Chorus:
She's our guest!

Chorus:
Be our guest
Be our guest
Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your bliss
With your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you
We'll keep going
Peak by peak
One by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep, you'll need your rest
Next day you'll prop your feet up
But now, let's get your heat up
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!


Akira's spent some time in France, working with the Corsican mafia. Lilly is so classy she doesn't need to see to tell that there's a spot in her presence.

[neumanproductions]

You know I actually did think about doing "Be Our Guest" earlier but thought that was too easy. Yet, I wouldn't have thought using Akira so props to that one.
And Kamichi is not poultry itself but are used to defend chickens from like hawks and birds of prey. So basically they act like asses to anything that really gets in its way. Have you ever seen a Kamichi when its pissed. Kindof like a crazy goose or those chickens when they swarm on Link from The Legend of Zelda Series.

[Grand Haberdasher]

Thanks for the clarification.

[Minister of Gloom]

My mind. It has been blown.

Let me get this straight: Akira manages a French brothel where the other girls are prostitutes?

This is... sick. In a good way.

[Grand Haberdasher]

My mind. It has been blown.

Let me get this straight: Akira manages a French brothel where the other girls are prostitutes?

This is... sick. In a good way.

You're too kind. And now, Hideaki.

Chorus:
For a long time we've been
Marching off to battle

Hanako:
In our thundering herd
We feel a lot like cattle

Chorus:
Like the pounding beat
Our aching feet aren't
Easy to ignore

Lilly:
Hey, think of instead
A boy worth fighting for

Hideaki:
Huh?

Lilly:
That's what I said
A boy worth fighting for!
I want him with skin like
Silk and a voice
Like a guitar.

Hanako:
My boy will marvel at
My moe, adore all
My burn scars

Misha:
I couldn't care less what he'll
Wear or what he looks like.
It all depends on what
He cooks like
Beef, pork, chicken,
Wahaha!

Hanako:
Bet the local boys thought
You were quite the charmer.

Lilly:
And I'll bet the guys all love
A gal in armor

Chorus:
You can guess what we
Have missed the most
Since we went off to war

Lilly:
What do we want?

Chorus:
A boy worth fighting for

Hanako:
My boy will think I have no faults

Misha:
That I'm a major find

Hideaki:
How 'bout a boy who's got a brain
Who always speaks his mind?

All:
Nah!

Lilly:
My lady's ways and turn of
Phrase are sure to set a fire (sorry, Hanako)

Hanako:
She thinks she's every boy's heart's desire

Shizune:
I've a boy back home, no
Other would I rather.

Hanako:
Yeah, the only boy who'd
Love her is her father

Chorus:
But when we come home
In victory they'll line up
At the door

Lilly:
What do we want?

Chorus:
A boy worth fighting for

Lilly:
Wish that I had

Chorus:
A boy worth fighting for
A boy worth fighting...


And then they see the village destroyed by Kenji's attack.

[neumanproductions]

I told you guys I'm serious about singing one of these songs and now i've just found one with an instrumental that I can use. Besides, i've been lacking in updates for my parody songs so give me any insight on any possible changes before I go ahead and record this one. The song goes with my first thoughts of Misha until she has started to grow on me to rate higher than Lilly and Shizune. Kindof a build up of what I think alot of people experienced, seeing Misha as a simple side character up until many requesting her own path.
Enjoy.

Instrumental I'll be using:

Misha De Vil by Neuman

Misha De Vil, Misha De Vil
If her laugh don’t scare you her
Spiral hair will
At least you can always stick her
With the bill
Oh Misha, Oh Misha De Vil

The curve of her hips
That pink colored hair
When her hands are moving you better prepare
She styles her hair with what must
Be a drill
She’s crafty that
Misha De Vil

At times you think that Misha
Likes the women
But after words you see that
You were off
You thought
you fantasized
those golden colored eyes
peeping through a hole
into your room.

Lively like a trout, filled
With mystery
I still don’t understand
Her disability
Yamaku was a
Quiet place until
That Misha, Da Misha De Vil

You think that a date
Might be a nightmare
Until you get a peek of her in nightwear
Your dreams she might just
Happen to fulfill
Oh Misha, Da Misha De Vil

May not be the best
She might not be lean
But you can be certain
She’s at least eighteen
My life was such a
Simple place until
Oh Misha, My Misha De Vil

At first you though that Misha
Was just crazy
At first you thought she
Wasn’t very smart
I’ve come to
realize, that
she’s the perfect prize
I won without
throwing a whiffle ball

But thanks to the devs
We can’t be alone
They should simply give her
a path of her own
I’ll guess I’ll deal with
Shizune until
My Misha, that Misha De Vil

Oh, Shiina. My Misha, Mikado

[scott1and]

That was way more enjoyable with the instrumental behind it rather than none at all or with the original track.

Kudos to you

[Sajomir]

So. Much. Win. XD

Loved Prince Nakai, and I'll be checking this thread regularly from now on.

[Grand Haberdasher]

Today we see what happens when Hisao and Emi talk Kenji into trying some of this "exercise."

Kenji:
If I were a healthy guy
I'd blow right outta this sty
I'd sign right up with the mil'tary
And blow some scum sky high

Some out there are scary,
They keep you up at night?
All those boys gonna run and hide
When they see the only sane man fight.

When I'm healthy
As I hope to be
I'm gonna shoot my gun
'Til the cows come home
And everyone's gonna bow down to me

Hisao:
When I'm myself again
You know that I'll be glad
A harem party every night
That doesn't sound too bad

A blind girl on my left arm
A scarred girl on my right
A deaf-and-mute to hold the candles
Now that seems just about right
Eh, Kenji?

Kenji:


Hisao:
Life is short
When you're done, you're done
We're on this earth
To have some fun
And that's the way things are

When I'm healthy
And I'm gonna be
I'm gonna tear it up like I couldn't before
And that's Pimp Daddy's guarantee

Emi:
Your modesty becomes you
And your sense of responsibility
I've worked hard for everything I've got
And that's the way it's supposed to be

Well, I'm a healthy girl
And I've got trophies to show
If you do your best each and every day
Good things are sure to come your way

What you give is what you get
My daddy said that
And I'll never forget
And I commend it to you

Kenji, Hisao, and Emi:
When we're healthy
And we're gonna be

Kenji:
I'm gonna shoot my gun

Hisao:
I'm gonna live the high life

Emi:
I'm gonna do my best
To take my place in the sun

Kenji, Hisao, and Emi:
When we're healthy