Stem Cells + Guns + Hanako's Face

[Csihar]

I don't know if this is technically that related to KS, but I couldn't help but think of Hanako (and Shizune's panties) when I heard about it: Apparently they've created a stem-cell-shooting skin gun that can dramatically shorten the time it takes for major burns to heal. The guy in the video behind the link (which is apparently blocked outside of the US, apologies to those of you who can't see it) had a surprisingly similar pattern to Hanako's, second degree burns across his face, shoulder, and arm - the major difference being that he was completely healed four days later.

Fucking science, man.

http://kotaku.com/5750108/stem-cell-shooting-gun-heals-massive-burns-in-days

[Gundam_M3ister]

That's wild.
Unfortunately I started thinking how much fun it would be to watch people with awful burns shooting each other with stem cell guns... like laser tag.

[Merlyn_LeRoy]

The YouTube video in the article is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXO_ApjKPaI

[Caesius]

People don't heal people, guns heal people.

[kosherbacon]

The fact that we've gone this far into the thread without the obvious stem-cells in the face jokes says that there is hope for us yet.


...Just a little.

[Napalm]

The fact that we've gone this far into the thread without the obvious stem-cells in the face jokes says that there is hope for us yet.


...Just a little.

"Give me the stem cells, hisao"?

[G3n0c1de]

"Give me the stem cells, hisao"?

I was thinking more along the lines of a stem cell bukkake all over Hanako's face.

[griffon8]

I was thinking more along the lines of a stem cell bukkake all over Hanako's face.

I laughed at that more than I should have.

[Goldilurks]

The fact that we've gone this far into the thread without the obvious stem-cells in the face jokes says that there is hope for us yet.


...Just a little.

To prove how much of a geek I was...I was actually thinking more of FPS jokes. BOOM HEADSHOT.

[Red_Machine]

I was thinking more along the lines of a stem cell bukkake all over Hanako's face.

I volunteer!

[kosherbacon]

Ima rub my stem cells in yo burn scars...

...

...Anyways, wow, only about an hour to harvest and spray? I would've thought it'd take days to cook up something sprayable.

Science!

[Gundam_M3ister]

"Give me the stem cells, hisao"?

I was thinking more along the lines of a stem cell bukkake all over Hanako's face.

I thought of this, but I didn't mention it. Mainly because I knew it would be inevitable that someone else would. XD

[Csihar]

This thread is why we can't have nice things.

[Darlat]

This thread is why we can't have nice things.

What are you talking about? we can have nice things... and a shitload of not-so-nice things.

[Sajomir]

I saw this over on Dvice the other day. Cool stuff! As long as they're getting stem cells from willing donors these days (versus the unborn), I'm excited to see what applications will come up.

Wonder how long it'll be before "medkits" from any number of first-person-shooters will become realistic? XD