what are the best quotes from the game?

[Despair Sensei]

Kenji asking for Money:

H-"Wait, why do you need it?"

K-"Ehhh....Can't you just give it to me because I had the good will not to run through your pockets while you were in the shower?
I could have, but I excercised restraint. And in the end, isn't it the thought that counts? Come on, pal."

Well...when you put it like that Kenji

Also when Kenji said, "It was like the openings to some kind of anime show, you know how there is always a part where the main dude is flying at his
rival, and they fly at each other and clash swords and there's like, big dramatic colored auras and zoom? It was like that, but with poo."

In fact, every single Kenji quote is utterly hilarious.

And who could forget the ever hilariously tactless Rin's, "The problem must be in your pants!"

[ubergeneral]

i swear that there was a topic for this but I couldn't find it. Anyways what are you favorite quotes from act 1?

[Rocket Science]

All together now...

"The problem must be in your pants!"

[G3n0c1de]

All together now...

"The problem must be in your pants!"

After months of not playing the game, this quote is still the one I remember the easiest.

[blackrising]

Everything Rin said. Hands down.

Seriously, you can't compete with someone who muses about people liking butterfly vomit.

[trhvmn]

I don't seem to remember much from Act 1, except for this and "Piss off, Misha".

[Guest]

I don't seem to remember much from Act 1, except for this and "Piss off, Misha".

I can relate to that.
perhaps more than I want to.

[neumanproductions]

Best
Rin: "I like it if you are here."
It makes Hisao feel happy and same to me.

most remembered
Then there is that Rin line about her period during the festival that I just easily remember because for some odd reason I believe it implies that you will end up helping her later in the story. It was the line that sparked the false ending that would give you 102%. Those were the days. haha

[Mirage_GSM]

I don't seem to remember much from Act 1,...

By now I think I can recite some passages from memory ^^°
One of my favourites (not counting Rin) is from Emi:
"I hate warming up too. Heck, and I don't even have to stretch my legs!"

[Shades of gray]

"..." - Shizune

The problem must be in your pants! - Rin

This is a manly picnic, no women, no napkins, just whiskey, and pretzels. - Kenji

Fav quotes

[Darklim]

I'vetogosomewhere! - Ikezawa Hanako.

[Yuurei]

Everything Kenji says.
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Ok, becaming serious, I have to quote those:
"I wonder; how much exactly someone must feel lonely to invent a game like that? But, before knowing what I'm doing, I find myself sights every step so that it lands on the right tiles." -Hisao
And
"Shizune and Misha have no problems working together to communicate with me, and Lilly herself seems to have some tricks to avoid problems that I've never thought." -Hisao, again

[SirMax]

"There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left because that was the point." -Kenji

"Talking with Rin is like playing chess with a supercomputer who does seemingly completely random moves as if to mock everything you know about chess." -Hisao

"You know, that is the second time this week that someone asked if I was a mind reader. Do I really give off that impression?" -Hisao

"Hey! I've had a pretty eventful week, you know! For example, I almost died! And there was a lot of meeting people, and then I was on a roof for a while..." -Hisao

"Well, if you refused, I'd have to pout. And you'd have to live with being the guy that made Emi Ibarazaki pout." -Emi

"Okay! I'll do it! Just... don't do that! I feel like I just hit a puppy!" -Hisao

"Yeah, sure, I was having fun fun fun at the nurse's office..." -Choice title

"I can cook without blowing myself up, you know. Mostly." -Akira

A lot of the rest of the lines I really like are only really good in context ("Yuuko, could we have one more coffee, please?")

[Sgt_Frog]

My favorite lines are, of course, from Kenji and Hisao's conversation during the scene titled "Soap" (the nude Kenji scene)

"...and that was the second most shocking thing that has ever happened to me. The first was when a pigeon pooped on my head. It was like in the openings to some kind of anime show, you know how there is always a part where the main dude is fighting his rival, and they fly at each other and clash swords and there's like, big dramatic colored auras and zoom? It was like that, but with poo."

[Kyah]

this one