all i want are some frikkin crips with frikkin laser beams

[Caesius]

attached to their heads


This forum has been boring. So ITT, we discuss possibilities for SUPERPOWERZ!!!1 (also costumes and all manner of superhero-ness)


Lilly: Laser Vision!!! (It's not like she'll need her eyes if she ends up melting them.)

Misha: Sonic Boom, obviously

Shizune: Probably no real superpowers, just awesome gadgets and a sexy costume like Batman. I'm not creative enough to think of specific gadgets or a costume design though.

Emi: teh flash

Rin: Ostrich legs. One kick to the chest causes a gory explosion. and yes, ostriches have a deadly kick, look it up.

Hisao: "I am the bone of my sword." Also, his semen possesses a supernatural energy. But if he doesn't learn to contain it, then it will kill him

Kenji: Not a superhero, but megalomaniacal madman hellbent on conquering female civilization. They call him... K. Bison

Nurse: Probably somethin' boring like minor healing powers at first. Then he gets killed off for no real reason, the characters mourn him even though the audience doesn't really care, and comes back as a bad guy with super pedo powers. He then proceeds to become the most popular character with rabid fangirls writing Nurse/Kenji slash fiction.

[ZystraL]

Muto - He can fly. no big deal. He can dispatch of his enemies by ranting, except this has major reprucussions like stopping time and messing with his heart.
Nomiya - Is a fat guy in underpants with no power and is the token retard of any superhero team (like Wonder Woman)
Hanako - Mind Control. For realz. Or perhaps she has this awesome ability where every carbon-based bio-organism she touches ends up decaying 4 times faster than normal and she then she doesn't age for 4 years. Yeah.

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a sexy costume like Batman

Thanks for reminding me of Batman & Robin.

[Duo2Cuo]

a sexy costume like Batman

Thanks for reminding me of Batman & Robin.

Misha being an obese Robin, of course.

[Caesius]

Hanako - Mind Control. For realz. Or perhaps she has this awesome ability where every carbon-based bio-organism she touches ends up decaying 4 times faster than normal and she then she doesn't age for 4 years. Yeah.

Damn, I knew I was missing someone. Hanako's power is obviously invisibility.

a sexy costume like Batman

Thanks for reminding me of Batman & Robin.

=*^v^*=

[Guest]

Shizune has the power of persuasion. Check out Obi Wan when he does the "These are not the droids you're looking for"-thing. It's freaking sign language. Of course, it's kinda hampered by the fact she can't give vocal suggestions.

[Deimos]

Shizune has the power of persuasion. Check out Obi Wan when he does the "These are not the droids you're looking for"-thing. It's freaking sign language. Of course, it's kinda hampered by the fact she can't give vocal suggestions.

She has 'Misha the Hutt' for giving vocal suggestions.

[Ozymil]

If Shizune is Obi Wan, then Misha has to be JarJar.

[disturbedthoughts]

If Shizune is Obi Wan, then Misha has to be JarJar.

Ok, that one made laugh quite hard.

[bitpeg]

They already have superpowers, they just aren't able to use them

Rin has the ability to conjure fire from her hands.

Hanako's skin can glow if it's unharmed.

Shizune has the ability of super hearing.

Misha... is a powerless side kick.

Lilly has X Ray vision.

Emi has levitating feet.

[Guest]

She has 'Misha the Hutt' for giving vocal suggestions

That's exactly why it doesn't work. In order for the mind trick to work, a subtle vocal suggestion is needed, so the victim relaxes and remains unaware he's being manipulated. "Join the student council, Hicchan!!!!" is Misha's limit on subtleness, so the trick keeps failing despite the fact Shizune is throwing "the gesture" around like there's no tomorrow.

[Caesius]

They already have superpowers, they just aren't able to use them

Because if they are seen using their powers, they have to go back to the land of magic?

[U.T. Raptor]

Lilly: Laser Vision!!! (It's not like she'll need her eyes if she ends up melting them.)

Punches from the Punch Dimension?

[Caesius]

I don't get the reference.



Is... Is she half-naked? Or is this a case of impossible shirt?

[ccdr]

I don't get the reference.



Is... Is she half-naked? Or is this a case of impossible shirt?

for the love of god i hope you are being sarcastic