The Official KS Headcanon Thread

[Sharp-O]

Yuuko dances in the Shanghai when no one is around, that's why she's always startled when people appear. She has a whole routine for Double Action (Coffee Form).

[emmjay]

Yuuko dances in the Shanghai when no one is around, that's why she's always startled when people appear. She has a whole routine for Double Action (Coffee Form).

I am subscribing to your headcanon, as it is adorable.

Somewhere at Yamaku there's a mute boy who wants to be a chef, and who hates puns.

[Munchenhausen]

Somewhere at Yamaku there's a mute boy who wants to be a chef, and who hates puns.

I thought of that as a Gordon Ramsey cameo, for some reason

I'd bet there's also a kid at Yamaku with one arm, with a robotic hand. He/she isn't really interesting at all and has a painfully average life, however the robot hand has everyone wanting to be their friend and making up wild and wacky stories about what he/she does with it.

Noone knows their name, but everyone knows of "that kid with the robo-claw".

[Charmant]

the robot hand has everyone wanting to be their friend and making up wild and wacky stories about what he/she does with it.

Robo-handjob.

I like to think that a very lucky few tell similar stories of a pre-lost-his-fucking-mind Kenji.

[Atario]

if Kenji and Jigoro ever met, they'd get along famously.

I'm the opposite. If they ever met, they'd talk for about a minute before one or the other said something mildly insane, which the other would mock, and it would quickly escalate to a screaming match (possibly to fisticuffs) in the absence of anyone to stop them. (Kenji would lose any physical fight quite badly and quickly.)

[emmjay]

Somewhere at Yamaku there's a mute boy who wants to be a chef, and who hates puns.

I thought of that as a Gordon Ramsey cameo, for some reason

Er, not quite what I had in mind. It's a stealth pun. (I do not even want to think about Gordon Ramsey at Yamaku, or for that matter anywhere he might be in close proximity to Hanako, Kenji, or Shizune.)

if Kenji and Jigoro ever met, they'd get along famously.

I'm the opposite. If they ever met, they'd talk for about a minute before one or the other said something mildly insane, which the other would mock, and it would quickly escalate to a screaming match (possibly to fisticuffs) in the absence of anyone to stop them. (Kenji would lose any physical fight quite badly and quickly.)

Really, I think it would depend on the direction the conversation went. Jigoro just strikes me as very close to Kenji's ideal of manliness.

[Munchenhausen]

Kenji's plan, in the event Earth should fall under a dictatorial feminist regime, is to take a select few guys, whom he deems manly enough, and move into the sewers and drains underground.
From there, he has plans to rebuild mankind. Barracks, schools, banks, all built under the feminist's noses; right under their feet.

In this brave new world,
with just a handful of men,
we'll start...
We'll start all over agaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
*sweet guitar riff*

[Rhodri]

Yeah, but his tunnel would barely be 10 yards long after a week of work before he calls it quits and instead chills out in the celler with champagne and card games while the gulf of his dreams and his powers becomes evident to the others.

Besides, all he has to do is keep low until the Bactria kills the feminists.

[peachboy23]

Besides, all he has to do is keep low until the Bactria kills the feminists.

The Kingdom of Bactria hasn't existed for like 2000 years dude. He's gonna be waiting a long time.

[Rhodri]

yeah, mild dyslexia and the lack of a decent spell checker on the ipod don't mix well. Bactria and Bacteria can trip up a simple fool like me.

[Munchenhausen]

Besides, all he has to do is keep low until the Bactria kills the feminists.

The Kingdom of Bactria hasn't existed for like 2000 years dude. He's gonna be waiting a long time.

[Negativedarke]

Besides, all he has to do is keep low until the Bactria kills the feminists.

The Kingdom of Bactria hasn't existed for like 2000 years dude. He's gonna be waiting a long time.

That's what they want you to think!

[Rhodri]

Two words: Saki. Dignitas.

Go figure.

[Munchenhausen]

Two words: Saki. Dignitas.

Go figure.

I've gotta say, that'd be my choice if I was in her position

[Alpacalypse]

Two words: Saki. Dignitas.

Go figure.

God dammit, Rhodri. Did you really have to do that?