Monomyth: Taro Arai's Story [Complete]

[Mirage_GSM]

Lilly canonically leaves for Scotland in every path except for her own good ending.

[HoneyBakedHam]

Aww seriously? Lilly led me on when she said that during her route, then.

[Sharp-O]

Hmmm...very suspicious! I wonder what is going on at Ritsu's house?

Nothing good, I can assure you.

Any special reason they're both living in one of the top tourism spots in Japan?
Too bad we don't get the tour this time around. It's really a beautiful place.

I'll be honest, it's total coincidence! I was looking for places not on the opposite ends of the island or one of the major cities and picked Nikko and Hakone at random.

Lilly should have already left for Scotland by this time.

Really? Bollocks... I thought I had more time. What I'm about to add will be explained in a one-shot later, don't worry. (And I'll fix the SPaG errors)

*presses button* <Enacting Nocturne Joker Protocols>

[HoneyBakedHam]

Sounds like a mix of Batman and Mass Effect.

[swampie2]

CRACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-THUD

Your stories always seem to make me remember random stories.

Once about 6 people jumped on my budies bed once and went right though it, I can confirm that this is the sound it made.

[I'm with Akio in Miyako. His grandparents are so nice, it's funny to watch his grandmother dote on him! I hope you’re having fun on your break, Taro. - Hanako]

- IT'S HAPPENING - HYPE ALARM -

Very nice chapters, I didn't notice much in the spelling and grammar but I'm guessing most of those have already been fixed since I'm a little late

Looking forward to seeing what's up with Ritsu's peeps.

[Sharp-O]

Sounds like a mix of Batman and Mass Effect.

I can neither confirm nor deny that Hanakio used Batman shenanigans to scare off the book thief

Once about 6 people jumped on my budies bed once and went right though it, I can confirm that this is the sound it made.

Fun Fact: this scenario is based on personal events. Though the girl involved was heavier than Ritsu and, unfortunately, it was her bed.

Looking forward to seeing what's up with Ritsu's peeps.

It can be condensed to the two word phrase: "Shit's fucked" It's part of the reason I didn't write chapters at Ritsu's homestead, because it would almost be the same as Taro's but with a thick cloud of dread. I feel the fallout of the events there will be much more interesting than the events themselves.

[swampie2]

Once about 6 people jumped on my budies bed once and went right though it, I can confirm that this is the sound it made.

Fun Fact: this scenario is based on personal events. Though the girl involved was heavier than Ritsu and, unfortunately, it was her bed.

What's the point in getting laid unless you have a story to tell at the end?

[HoneyBakedHam]

Once about 6 people jumped on my budies bed once and went right though it, I can confirm that this is the sound it made.

Fun Fact: this scenario is based on personal events. Though the girl involved was heavier than Ritsu and, unfortunately, it was her bed.

What's the point in getting laid unless you have a story to tell at the end?

Same story for me once, except it was me being the heavier one and it was my bed, just like Taro in that situation (that's why I was able to relate to that part, myself).

[Sharp-O]

I'm a big guy too, hence basing it on my own personal experience. I guess I made it sound like it was the girl's fault and it really wasn't I was definitely the heavier of the two of us haha

I don't think she's ever forgiven me for that

[HoneyBakedHam]

I ended up going for a platform bed style, but had it made with 2x4's and a thick slab of plywood. Totally big-people-friendly!

When in doubt, lumberyard time.

[Sharp-O]

Solid two-piece base here

[HoneyBakedHam]

I feel like this might lead to us contesting to see whose bed is sturdier....

[Sharp-O]

You'll have to buy me dinner first, HBH

[HoneyBakedHam]

I was thinking of us doing tests over Skype, like seeing how many sandbags each bed could hold or how long one could jump on the bed without a breaking sound...

[Sharp-O]

[Akio laughs maniacally in the distance]