Munchenhausen wrote:I like to think Lilly's questioning herself why she's bothering to look at Hisao if she's blind, concequently closing her eyes.
Lilly internal monologue:
"Ooh, it's pulsing."
"Argh, what's that in my eyes, warm, sticky..."
"Oops. Stuck."
"Never mind."
Sigh.
Post-Yamaku, what happens? After The Dream is a mosaic that follows everyone to the (sometimes) bitter end. Main Index (Complete)—Shizune/Lilly/Emi/Hanako/Rin/Misha + Miki + Natsume
Secondary Arcs: Rika/Mutou/Akira • Hideaki | Others (WIP): Straw—A Dream of Suzu • Sakura—The Kenji Saga. "Much has been lost, and there is much left to lose." — Tim Powers, The Drawing of the Dark (1979)
Munchenhausen wrote:I like to think Lilly's questioning herself why she's bothering to look at Hisao if she's blind, concequently closing her eyes.
Lilly internal monologue:
"Ooh, it's pulsing."
"Argh, what's that in my eyes, warm, sticky..."
"Oops. Stuck."
"Never mind."
Sigh.
Ever had jizz in your eye?
"Ooh, this is warm and sticky" would more likely be "OUCH FUCK SHIT AHHHHH FUCK IT STINGS"
It's like pepper spray, except much less efficient to use against rioters
Munchenhausen wrote:Ever had jizz in your eye?
"Ooh, this is warm and sticky" would more likely be "OUCH FUCK SHIT AHHHHH FUCK IT STINGS"
It's like pepper spray, except much less efficient to use against rioters
That's because sperm are stupid. They think your eyeball is a gigantic ovum.
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Munchenhausen wrote:Ever had jizz in your eye?
"Ooh, this is warm and sticky" would more likely be "OUCH FUCK SHIT AHHHHH FUCK IT STINGS"
It's like pepper spray, except much less efficient to use against rioters
Nah, it's more like getting sweat or seawater in your eye. Unless you have terribly acidic output, I suppose.
Post-Yamaku, what happens? After The Dream is a mosaic that follows everyone to the (sometimes) bitter end. Main Index (Complete)—Shizune/Lilly/Emi/Hanako/Rin/Misha + Miki + Natsume
Secondary Arcs: Rika/Mutou/Akira • Hideaki | Others (WIP): Straw—A Dream of Suzu • Sakura—The Kenji Saga. "Much has been lost, and there is much left to lose." — Tim Powers, The Drawing of the Dark (1979)
Munchenhausen wrote:Ever had jizz in your eye?
"Ooh, this is warm and sticky" would more likely be "OUCH FUCK SHIT AHHHHH FUCK IT STINGS"
It's like pepper spray, except much less efficient to use against rioters
Nah, it's more like getting sweat or seawater in your eye. Unless you have terribly acidic output, I suppose.
Well, since most guys (if they're not douchebags) know when they're getting a blowjob will eat a lot of citrus so it tastes better, it's probably a wee bit acidic
Munchenhausen wrote:Ever had jizz in your eye?
"Ooh, this is warm and sticky" would more likely be "OUCH FUCK SHIT AHHHHH FUCK IT STINGS"
It's like pepper spray, except much less efficient to use against rioters
Nah, it's more like getting sweat or seawater in your eye. Unless you have terribly acidic output, I suppose.
Well, since most guys (if they're not douchebags) know when they're getting a blowjob will eat a lot of citrus so it tastes better, it's probably a wee bit acidic
Doesn't work that way. It's the same reason why people put lemon on fish — both fish and ejaculate are slightly basic because of amine groups, so the lemon or orange just neutralises it. The recipient of the ejaculate can eat the citrus and it will work better.
Post-Yamaku, what happens? After The Dream is a mosaic that follows everyone to the (sometimes) bitter end. Main Index (Complete)—Shizune/Lilly/Emi/Hanako/Rin/Misha + Miki + Natsume
Secondary Arcs: Rika/Mutou/Akira • Hideaki | Others (WIP): Straw—A Dream of Suzu • Sakura—The Kenji Saga. "Much has been lost, and there is much left to lose." — Tim Powers, The Drawing of the Dark (1979)
Munchenhausen wrote:Ever had jizz in your eye?
"Ooh, this is warm and sticky" would more likely be "OUCH FUCK SHIT AHHHHH FUCK IT STINGS"
It's like pepper spray, except much less efficient to use against rioters
Nah, it's more like getting sweat or seawater in your eye. Unless you have terribly acidic output, I suppose.
Well, since most guys (if they're not douchebags) know when they're getting a blowjob will eat a lot of citrus so it tastes better, it's probably a wee bit acidic
I don know about most people, but I'd try and give blowjobs as a spur of the moment sort of thing...
brythain wrote:Nah, it's more like getting sweat or seawater in your eye. Unless you have terribly acidic output, I suppose.
Well, since most guys (if they're not douchebags) know when they're getting a blowjob will eat a lot of citrus so it tastes better, it's probably a wee bit acidic
Doesn't work that way. It's the same reason why people put lemon on fish — both fish and ejaculate are slightly basic because of amine groups, so the lemon or orange just neutralises it. The recipient of the ejaculate can eat the citrus and it will work better.
Actually, it does
Any kind of citrus makes semen taste "sweeter" iirc, and apparently pineapples and lemons(!) are the best ones for those purposes
Any kind of citrus makes semen taste "sweeter" iirc, and apparently pineapples and lemons(!) are the best ones for those purposes
It takes a while to get down there, you know. So unless you're really prepping for it in advance... haha!
Post-Yamaku, what happens? After The Dream is a mosaic that follows everyone to the (sometimes) bitter end. Main Index (Complete)—Shizune/Lilly/Emi/Hanako/Rin/Misha + Miki + Natsume
Secondary Arcs: Rika/Mutou/Akira • Hideaki | Others (WIP): Straw—A Dream of Suzu • Sakura—The Kenji Saga. "Much has been lost, and there is much left to lose." — Tim Powers, The Drawing of the Dark (1979)
brythain wrote:I often think that's along the lines of 'how come my life is so terrible that I always end up in situations where I'm being exploited like this?'
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KeiichiO wrote:
Steinherz wrote:
Well, since most guys (if they're not douchebags) know when they're getting a blowjob will eat a lot of citrus so it tastes better, it's probably a wee bit acidic
I don know about most people, but I'd try and give blowjobs as a spur of the moment sort of thing...
I've gotta say, they're not exactly something you plan in advance for
Steinherz wrote:Also, found another Rtil piece (apparently this is a cleaned up/better version of the one on the shimmie) BetterEmiPorn.png
She's no longer biting her lip.
0/10, for shame, Rtil
JK, still great.
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