KatawaStation 13

[ParagonTerminus]

(WARNING - CONTAINS MANY REFERENCES AND INSIDE JOKES TO A SEMI-POPULAR GAME.)

You know that thread from a little while back, Katawa Fortress 2?

Well, this is in a similar vein: placing our favourite KS characters as the cast of our favourite games. Except this time, instead of a fun, happy FPS, this is a story of death, destruction, human idiocy, and HONKage.

Welcome to KatawaStation 13, aka Katawa Shoujo + Space Station 13. Prepare your buttholes and insert your lemons, and start getting your mental images flowing.

The crew of KatawaStation 13:

Hisao
Captain
Utterly incompetent, most likely braindead; always dies prematurely even if not.

Hanako
Roboticist
"I t-t-think I'll b-b-build another F-f-firefighter APLU, j-j-just to be s-s-safe..."

Lilly
Station Engineer
"Singularity? What singularity? I don't see a- AGHH"

Shizune
Mime
"..."

Misha
Clown
The annoying bitch who never shuts the fuck up and always pals around with the Mime. "WAHONKHONKHONKHONK~!"

Emi
Security Officer
You can run, but you can never escape the iron fist of the d'aww.

Rin
Space Wizard
Says weird stuff; gets entire station blown up.

Kenji
Detective
"Captain, Captain, I have definite evidence that the Mime and the Clown are trying to convert everyone to the 'Student Council'. We must permabrig them ASAP!"

Mutou
Research Director
"Alright, children, you're building me a Durand because... reasons.Yes, Ikezawa, Naomi can weld it for you."

Nurse
Chief Medical Officer
"All better? Now take 10,000 of these pills and GTFO. And don't even think about breaking into chem."

Yuuko
Librarian
Never influences the course of events whatsoever. Tries to help wherever, but no one ever cares.

Akira
Chief Engineer
Does the job of her underling for her.

Jigoro
Mime + H.O.N.K.
"I don't care if I've failed the Mime Overmind, Shizune! I am a god now!"

Iwanako
Head of Personnel
Disappears within ten seconds of round start; never seen again until it's too late.

Hallway Painting
AI
Stares at you from the walls in a disturbing manner. Always silent, always present, always deadly.

[inthewind]

Oh god, I thought I had forgotten all about that place.

(Depending on which era/server of SS13, there are plenty of chocolate jokes to go around, too. Ugh.)

[CoffeeDrive]

I used to main captain on SS13.
Is it still around? Havent heard about it in ages.

Captain + Traitor, easiest game going.
Until the fucking Chief Engineer dosent set up the singularity properly and everyone dies.

[ParagonTerminus]

I used to main captain on SS13.
Is it still around? Havent heard about it in ages.

Captain + Traitor, easiest game going.
Until the fucking Chief Engineer dosent set up the singularity properly and everyone dies.

Alive and kicking, take your pick of servers.

Oh god, I thought I had forgotten all about that place.

(Depending on which era/server of SS13, there are plenty of chocolate jokes to go around, too. Ugh.)

"Security, I just found the Captain and the Roboticist doing stuff with... chocolate!"