The Official KS Headcanon Thread

[Mahorfeus]

Nonsense. She just sucks them into her body. Kind of like a snail does with its eye stalks.

[Eurobeatjester]

Nonsense. She just sucks them into her body. Kind of like a snail does with its eye stalks.

No wonder she doesn't cry often. It's dangerous!

[Munchenhausen]

Nonsense. She just sucks them into her body. Kind of like a snail does with its eye stalks.

I've just got mental images of Hisao walking in on her using her arms to eat some pasta, and they both stare at eachother.
Slowly, her arms start sliding into her nubs and she maintains eye contact the whole time.

[brythain]

Nonsense. She just sucks them into her body. Kind of like a snail does with its eye stalks.

I've just got mental images of Hisao walking in on her using her arms to eat some pasta, and they both stare at eachother.
Slowly, her arms start sliding into her nubs and she maintains eye contact the whole time.

Ah... that's just creepypasta.

[Oscar Wildecat]

I've just got mental images of Hisao walking in on her using her arms to eat some pasta, and they both stare at eachother.
Slowly, her arms start sliding into her nubs and she maintains eye contact the whole time.

I would guess she was eating elbow macaroni in this case.

[dewelar]

I've just got mental images of Hisao walking in on her using her arms to eat some pasta, and they both stare at eachother.
Slowly, her arms start sliding into her nubs and she maintains eye contact the whole time.

I would guess she was eating elbow macaroni in this case.

Made from semoRina, no doubt.

[Eurobeatjester]

Nonsense. She just sucks them into her body. Kind of like a snail does with its eye stalks.

I've just got mental images of Hisao walking in on her using her arms to eat some pasta, and they both stare at eachother.
Slowly, her arms start sliding into her nubs and she maintains eye contact the whole time.

Maintain eye contact. Establish dominance.

[emmjay]

I've just got mental images of Hisao walking in on her using her arms to eat some pasta, and they both stare at eachother.
Slowly, her arms start sliding into her nubs and she maintains eye contact the whole time.

I would guess she was eating elbow macaroni in this case.

Made from semoRina, no doubt.

Now that's using your noodle.

[Charmant]

The reason a school for the physically disabled is set here is that the warlord who built the castle, Masamune Date, was blind in one eye. In fact, his nickname was 'the One-Eyed Dragon' and his distinctive battle-helm is a national icon.

And Yamaku's sports mascot is a One Eyed Dragon
Cue the different sports clubs being torn between having it as a cute dragon or having it look badass

If KS were a lesser product, "one eyed dragon" would just be an h-scene euphemism for Hisao's dick. Speaking of clubs, I got this image in my head of Rin trying archery and just ending up tangled in the bow with that deadpan look. It's adorable.

Headcanon: In an active battle scenario against the feminist plot, Kenji would target Hanako first. Why? She's their tactician. He bases this upon her fixation with chess which he views (not incorrectly but perhaps exaggeratedly) as a battle simulator.

[Munchenhausen]

Speaking of clubs, I got this image in my head of Rin trying archery and just ending up tangled in the bow with that deadpan look. It's adorable.

I don't really know much about archery... But how the fuck does someone get tangled in the bow?

[dewelar]

Speaking of clubs, I got this image in my head of Rin trying archery and just ending up tangled in the bow with that deadpan look. It's adorable.

I don't really know much about archery... But how the fuck does someone get tangled in the bow?

Doing impossible things, just because you can.

[Charmant]

Speaking of clubs, I got this image in my head of Rin trying archery and just ending up tangled in the bow with that deadpan look. It's adorable.

I don't really know much about archery... But how the fuck does someone get tangled in the bow?

I dunno, there's a string on it. Figure it out, GAWD!

[brythain]

Speaking of clubs, I got this image in my head of Rin trying archery and just ending up tangled in the bow with that deadpan look. It's adorable.

I don't really know much about archery... But how the fuck does someone get tangled in the bow?

I dunno, there's a string on it. Figure it out, GAWD!

Since the Japanese longbow can be more than 2m tall, I don't see a problem with Rin getting tangled in a strung bow...

[Munchenhausen]

I tried visually imaging it, but I still don't know how

[azumeow]

That Hisao was me twenty minutes into Rin's route >.>