Blooper Reel

[Valjean Lafitte]

I think it's because her vagina seems to lack labia.

I think a lot of the sprites lack labia - look at their mouths. It's an anime/manga thing...

Haha. I'll admit it, I was a little confused at first and had to look it up to see that "labia" can refer to any kind of lips. But seriously, I don't get why weee or moekki didn't draw Shizune's labia majora on her sprite. It wouldn't look so odd if she had pubic hair or if that part of her was partially obscured, but as it stands she looks kind of like a Barbie doll.

[brythain]

I think it's because her vagina seems to lack labia.

I think a lot of the sprites lack labia - look at their mouths. It's an anime/manga thing...

Haha. I'll admit it, I was a little confused at first and had to look it up to see that "labia" can refer to any kind of lips. But seriously, I don't get why weee or moekki didn't draw Shizune's labia majora on her sprite. It wouldn't look so odd if she had pubic hair or if that part of her was partially obscured, but as it stands she looks kind of like a Barbie doll.

[This] might have something salient to offer to this discussion.

[Eurobeatjester]

In real life, some girl's anatomies are like that.

Not like a barbie doll, but the visual bits start at lower or different angles.

The sprite in question though would probably look better with a patch of pubic hair, though.

[300BillionDegrees]

The sprite in question though would probably look better with a patch of pubic hair, though.

Just because Shizune likes to keep things clean. Actually it probably fits with her personality - keeping things all neat and orderly. Wonder if she lets Misha handle the waxing?

In other news, I couldn't resist mangling this picture someone else made to fit with this newish thing going around:

[Oscar Wildecat]

In other news, I couldn't resist mangling this picture someone else made to fit with this newish thing going around:
http://i.imgur.com/R7wpWRB.jpg

Is is me, or does Akira's smile in that one have a "Axe Murder" vibe to it?

[Eurobeatjester]

Just because Shizune likes to keep things clean. Actually it probably fits with her personality - keeping things all neat and orderly. Wonder if she lets Misha handle the waxing?

A more pressing question: Why is Rin clean shaven? Does Emi handle that for her too?

[bhtooefr]

Actually, I'm thinking that there might be sanitary reasons for that to be done in Rin's case.

And, really, that is part of why I think Emi really could go into nursing...

[AussieInquisitor]

Is is me, or does Akira's smile in that one have a "Axe Murder" vibe to it?

Well 'the bigger the smile, the sharper the knife', after all.

But seriously, I kinda preferred her 'slight' smile as opposed to that "you're a dead man, Hisao!" spit-chewing grin she has in the quoted pic.

[300BillionDegrees]

Is is me, or does Akira's smile in that one have a "Axe Murder" vibe to it?

Maybe just you, considering your avatar I'm sure Akira would only pull out a katana if Hisao tried to ditch them. Anyway that got me thinking of this (even though the personality is off - it's really hard to write like that! Maybe it's just because he's talking to a more-or-less equal, though):
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(spoiler tag added to prevent accidental brain damage to unwary thread-browsers)

A phone rings in Scotland.

"Satou! This is Hakamichi! No I'm not calling to apologize, you're the one who needs to do that, remember? Yeah I knew you would say that. Anyway this isn't about that. Something more important has come up."

"It's about our daughters. All three of them. I wouldn't normally be the one to call you about this, but it's a really messed up situation. We're both going to be grandfathers. Yeah that's right. Well that's what makes it so screwed up. It's the same father for all three of them, plus five other girls as well."

"Of course I was going to! It was the first time I'd actually drawn my sword in anger since, well, since the last time we saw each other in person six and a half years ago. What stopped me were the girls. All eight of them flocked around the boy to protect him like mother bears protecting their cubs. Did you know Lilly's cane is a shikomi-zue? She had that thing out in the blink of an eye and was standing there like Zatoichi ready to defend him."

"No, no, of course I didn't! After I calmed down a bit, we all sat and talked. Turns out he wasn't sneaking around cheating on all of them with the others, it was just one night. Yeah. Seems they all got to know each other better through him, and had been hanging out together a lot. Then one night they have a party with just him and the eight of them, and this happens! All eight in one night! Stupid kids!"

"The first time Shizune brought him home for a visit, I figured him for a weakling. Yeah me neither. Even in my youth I never had more than on-*cough* um, three at a time. Not to mention how he managed to knock them all up at once. I guess the old bit about women who are close syncing their cycles is true after all."

"Well, I'm not sure. Nope, none of them are willing to do that. They're very insistent. And they all want to stay with him. Akira and Lilly too. For his part, he says he wants to be a good husband to all the girls and a good father to all of the kids. He probably doesn't realize that means he'll be staying home changing diapers 24/7. It's probably for the best. He doesn't seem competitive enough to survive in the business world, but at least most of the girls have decent prospects."

"I don't suppose polygamy is legal in Scotland? Didn't think so. I'll have him marry Shizune officially, that way he'll be my son-in-law and nobody will bother him. Best I can think of right now is just to put them all up in my house. There are enough spare rooms, and I'll add a nursery and a much bigger bathroom. Then me and Hideaki will move into the guest house, because no way in hell am I going to stay under the same roof as eight screaming women with eight screaming babies."

"...maybe I'll just live at the office instead."

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[azumeow]

The Master of Romance conquers them all!

[300BillionDegrees]

It seemed to go with how ridiculous the picture was anyway :p

[russianspy1234]

The sprite in question though would probably look better with a patch of pubic hair, though.

Just because Shizune likes to keep things clean. Actually it probably fits with her personality - keeping things all neat and orderly. Wonder if she lets Misha handle the waxing?

In other news, I couldn't resist mangling this picture someone else made to fit with this newish thing going around:

That's not an orgy. THIS is an orgy.

[Eurobeatjester]

The sprite in question though would probably look better with a patch of pubic hair, though.

Just because Shizune likes to keep things clean. Actually it probably fits with her personality - keeping things all neat and orderly. Wonder if she lets Misha handle the waxing?

In other news, I couldn't resist mangling this picture someone else made to fit with this newish thing going around:

That's not an orgy. THIS is an orgy.

Oh god, the Iwanako one

[emmjay]

That's not an orgy. THIS is an orgy.

Oh god, the Iwanako one

It was the two Yuukos that got me. (You know your orgy has gotten out of hand when alternate-universe versions of the participants start showing up.)

[Valjean Lafitte]

Jigoro hilarity

You're killing me man. Someone ought to actually make a full fanfic out of this idea and call it the Harem Route.