Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you?

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Who do you want with you if you are stranded on a deserted island?

Akira
23
13%
Emi
16
9%
Hanako
32
19%
Kenji
9
5%
Lilly
16
9%
Miki
6
3%
Misha
6
3%
Nurse
18
10%
Mutou
7
4%
Rin
14
8%
Shizune
15
9%
Yuuko
4
2%
Someone else
4
2%
No one else
2
1%
 
Total votes: 172

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Atario wrote:
Potato wrote:Yeah, Akira would be useful. Sadly, her suit would be ruined.
I just saw this in my mind's eye:

Scene: A deserted island in the south Pacific. Waves crash, palm leaves rustle in the wind, a crab scuttles across the lower frame. At length, we notice a figure struggling in the distance, emerging from the water and raggedly traipsing onto the sand. Somehow, we hear the figure's heavy breathing close by. Whoever it is draws nearer, and resolves into a person in dark rags. Still we hear the breathing and gasping. Closer. Blonde hair. Pinstripes on the rags. It's the remains of a dark suit. But the body revealed beneath in flashes is that of a young woman. Dirty, bedraggled, but lithe. She quickly approaches the camera, and stops in front of it, staring. She opens her mouth. "It's…"
It took me a few seconds to get that.
But when I did, OH BOY
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SpunkySix wrote:
Atario wrote:
Potato wrote:Yeah, Akira would be useful. Sadly, her suit would be ruined.
I just saw this in my mind's eye:

Scene: A deserted island in the south Pacific. Waves crash, palm leaves rustle in the wind, a crab scuttles across the lower frame. At length, we notice a figure struggling in the distance, emerging from the water and raggedly traipsing onto the sand. Somehow, we hear the figure's heavy breathing close by. Whoever it is draws nearer, and resolves into a person in dark rags. Still we hear the breathing and gasping. Closer. Blonde hair. Pinstripes on the rags. It's the remains of a dark suit. But the body revealed beneath in flashes is that of a young woman. Dirty, bedraggled, but lithe. She quickly approaches the camera, and stops in front of it, staring. She opens her mouth. "It's…"
Somebody get this man a cookie.

For the descriptive scene or the Monty Python link? Because the latter deserves nothing but a derisive shake of the head. :P
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Potato wrote:For the descriptive scene or the Monty Python link? Because the latter deserves nothing but a derisive shake of the head. :P
But without that link, the descriptive scene would be pointless :3
Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
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Munchenhausen wrote:
Potato wrote:For the descriptive scene or the Monty Python link? Because the latter deserves nothing but a derisive shake of the head. :P
But without that link, the descriptive scene would be pointless :3
I'm a sucker for forced references, so I must agree here.
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Munchenhausen wrote:
Potato wrote:For the descriptive scene or the Monty Python link? Because the latter deserves nothing but a derisive shake of the head. :P
But without that link, the descriptive scene would be pointless :3
It's still pointless. :P This is why Akira would let him starve on the island.
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Potato wrote:It's still pointless. :P This is why Akira would let him starve on the island.
This is why no one wants to be on that island with you, Potato
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Atario wrote:
Potato wrote:It's still pointless. :P This is why Akira would let him starve on the island.
This is why no one wants to be on that island with you, Potato
Could I eat him?
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SpunkySix wrote:Could I eat him?
Now, when you say "eat him"…
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Atario wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Could I eat him?
Now, when you say "eat him"…
I mean cut him in half, pour spices into him and then consume him. I've heard his skin is especially good for people. If we split the halves, me and Emi could even share. I'm sure she'd appreciate a healthy veggie meal.
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SpunkySix wrote:
Atario wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Could I eat him?
Now, when you say "eat him"…
I mean cut him in half, pour spices into him and then consume him. I've heard his skin is especially good for people. If we split the halves, me and Emi could even share. I'm sure she'd appreciate a healthy veggie meal.
spiced up half potato cooked in skin :)) such a romantic dinner <3 i only have this rock here :( sad panda
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SpunkySix wrote:
Atario wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Could I eat him?
Now, when you say "eat him"…
I mean cut him in half, pour spices into him and then consume him. I've heard his skin is especially good for people. If we split the halves, me and Emi could even share. I'm sure she'd appreciate a healthy veggie meal.
Sorry, Potato, I tried!

Welp, nothing to do but carbo-load with Emi now.
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SpunkySix wrote:
Atario wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Could I eat him?
Now, when you say "eat him"…
I mean cut him in half, pour spices into him and then consume him. I've heard his skin is especially good for people. If we split the halves, me and Emi could even share. I'm sure she'd appreciate a healthy veggie meal.
Emi can have the lower half. :mrgreen:

Emi would be a pain to have on an island...She'd be like Misha, only instead of never shutting up about parfaits, she'd never shut up about "GOD, YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE, I TOLD YOU TO STOP EATING PIZZA!" and then I'd have to brain her on the sandy shores with a big rock for bad-mouthing pizza then without help finding/catching food, I'd eventually start seeing her corpse as a giant chicken leg like in those cartoons where characters are starving with their pals...

("That escalated quickly." in 3...)
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Potato wrote:Emi would be a pain

I'd have to brain her on the sandy shores with a big rock
We can't be friends anymore.
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SpunkySix wrote:
Potato wrote:I'd have to brain her on the sandy shores with a big rock
We can't be friends anymore.
I'd "brain her on the sandy shores", if you know what I'm sayin', wink wink
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Atario wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:
Potato wrote:I'd have to brain her on the sandy shores with a big rock
We can't be friends anymore.
I'd "brain her on the sandy shores", if you know what I'm sayin', wink wink
I'd tactfully suggest that we make passionate sandy love on the beach, but only once we had gotten to know each other well enough, and only if she seemed receptive to previous lesser advances, so as to not make her uncomfortable.
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