Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you?

[AussieInquisitor]

This whole thread… well, it depends on which island got deserted. See, no man is an island. That means 'deserted island' is code for 'formerly attached woman'. And 'stranded on' must mean 'now attached to'.

Which means this question is all about who's your waifu, basically.

That's .... an outside-the-box way to interpret the question.

[Atario]

This whole thread… well, it depends on which island got deserted. See, no man is an island. That means 'deserted island' is code for 'formerly attached woman'. And 'stranded on' must mean 'now attached to'.

Which means this question is all about who's your waifu, basically.

Ok, no more drinks for you.

[SpunkySix]

This whole thread… well, it depends on which island got deserted. See, no man is an island. That means 'deserted island' is code for 'formerly attached woman'. And 'stranded on' must mean 'now attached to'.

Which means this question is all about who's your waifu, basically.

Oh, then Emi. What a stupid, easy question.

[Potato]

This whole thread… well, it depends on which island got deserted. See, no man is an island. That means 'deserted island' is code for 'formerly attached woman'. And 'stranded on' must mean 'now attached to'.

Which means this question is all about who's your waifu, basically.

No, no no.

The scenario is "Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you?"

You're already stranded on an island, I.E. attached to a girl. So this is asking who you'd want with you on said island/girl, I.E. who you'd invite to a threesome with your waifu.

The answer is either Miki, Akira, or Hachisame.

[SpunkySix]

This whole thread… well, it depends on which island got deserted. See, no man is an island. That means 'deserted island' is code for 'formerly attached woman'. And 'stranded on' must mean 'now attached to'.

Which means this question is all about who's your waifu, basically.

No, no no.

The scenario is "Stranded on a deserted island. Who do you want with you?"

You're already stranded on an island, I.E. attached to a girl. So this is asking who you'd want with you on said island/girl, I.E. who you'd invite to a threesome with your waifu.

The answer is either Miki, Akira, or Hachisame.

Potato wins, everybody else go home.

[linkoid]

Kenji, because he must know emergency flag waving protocol.

[AussieInquisitor]

Kenji, because he must know emergency flag waving protocol.

Huh, I wouldn't trust Kenji to semaphore the lyrics of "In the Navy", much less a distress signal.

[linkoid]

Kenji, because he must know emergency flag waving protocol.

Huh, I wouldn't trust Kenji to semaphore the lyrics of "In the Navy", much less a distress signal.

And I wouldn't trust Kenji to have an emergency fallout bunker, until I learned he did.

[ogorhan]

I'd take either Hanako or Akira or both if possible.

I think Hanako is capable of being good at more things then playing chess but doesnt really show it because her shyness and social anxiety and Akira because she is already a quiet independent woman that can take care of herself on an island.

[Potato]

Akira because she is already a quiet independent woman that can take care of herself on an island.

You came dangerously close to turning Akira into a Tyler Perry character.

Don't make me have to fight you.

Yeah, Akira would be useful. Sadly, her suit would be ruined.

[linkoid]

I can't stop thinking about Gulliver's Island and comparing characters.



Edit: Oh noes, what have I done.

[Potato]

I can't stop thinking about Gulliver's Island and comparing characters.



Edit: Oh noes, what have I done.

Gulliver's Travels...Gilligan's Island...Google has no record of a "Gulliver's Island".

[linkoid]

I can't stop thinking about Gulliver's Island and comparing characters.
Edit: Oh noes, what have I done.

Gulliver's Travels...Gilligan's Island...Google has no record of a "Gulliver's Island".

Double o noes…………………………I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
I meant Gilligans Island but now im thinking of the other

[Atario]

Yeah, Akira would be useful. Sadly, her suit would be ruined.

I just saw this in my mind's eye:

Scene: A deserted island in the south Pacific. Waves crash, palm leaves rustle in the wind, a crab scuttles across the lower frame. At length, we notice a figure struggling in the distance, emerging from the water and raggedly traipsing onto the sand. Somehow, we hear the figure's heavy breathing close by. Whoever it is draws nearer, and resolves into a person in dark rags. Still we hear the breathing and gasping. Closer. Blonde hair. Pinstripes on the rags. It's the remains of a dark suit. But the body revealed beneath in flashes is that of a young woman. Dirty, bedraggled, but lithe. She quickly approaches the camera, and stops in front of it, staring. She opens her mouth. "It's…"

[SpunkySix]

Yeah, Akira would be useful. Sadly, her suit would be ruined.

I just saw this in my mind's eye:

Scene: A deserted island in the south Pacific. Waves crash, palm leaves rustle in the wind, a crab scuttles across the lower frame. At length, we notice a figure struggling in the distance, emerging from the water and raggedly traipsing onto the sand. Somehow, we hear the figure's heavy breathing close by. Whoever it is draws nearer, and resolves into a person in dark rags. Still we hear the breathing and gasping. Closer. Blonde hair. Pinstripes on the rags. It's the remains of a dark suit. But the body revealed beneath in flashes is that of a young woman. Dirty, bedraggled, but lithe. She quickly approaches the camera, and stops in front of it, staring. She opens her mouth. "It's…"

Somebody get this man a cookie.