So there's like, 6 main girls and maybe 3 or 4 side girls

[SpunkySix]

the conditions make sense for us to be there on all fronts.

Ohhh, I don't like the sound of that…

Do I get to pick my disability, at least?

We're assuming whatever you have is significant enough to be a challenge to work around, but doesn't prevent you from doing the things you'd normally do.

[Silentcook]

We already have a thread about "picking" your disability... and that one was no great shakes either.

[poopooface]

So it'd be a bunch of people older than the students already there coming in a huge influx?

I'm the same age as they are anyway No horrific age adjustment for me!

Same.

[poopooface]

Maybe I would go with severe chronic koro and receive on-demand blowjobs as treatment.

Yamaku doesn't accept mental disabilities, and a fear of shrinking genitals sure is

[brythain]

We already have a thread about "picking" your disability... and that one was no great shakes either.

Aha! An idea for a serious disability: chronic 'shakes', great ones. Neurological problem, no doubt.

That said, I have a blood deficiency and a brain problem. Made me a very slow developer, intellectually. Still have a terrible sociopathic love of puns and bad jokes in general...

[SpunkySix]

We already have a thread about "picking" your disability... and that one was no great shakes either.

I'm trying to steer clear of that as best I can. This is supposed to be much less about these little exact details and more about a bigger picture, where part of the fandom's thought process is put under the microscope and broadly scrutinized in a more realistic scenario.

[Munchenhausen]

We already have a thread about "picking" your disability... and that one was no great shakes either.

Aha! An idea for a serious disability: chronic 'shakes', great ones. Neurological problem, no doubt.

Like Parkinsons?

[RandomPerson]

We already have a thread about "picking" your disability... and that one was no great shakes either.

Aha! An idea for a serious disability: chronic 'shakes', great ones. Neurological problem, no doubt.

Like Parkinsons?

I feel like everyone's in nursery and were supposed to be doing fingerprinting or some shit but someone farts and that's all everyone's talking about while the teacher (silent cook) is just sat there slamming his head against a wall trying to put you back on topic

[Munchenhausen]

I feel like everyone's in nursery and were supposed to be doing fingerprinting or some shit but someone farts and that's all everyone's talking about while the teacher (silent cook) is just sat there slamming his head against a wall trying to put you back on topic

Goddamnit, you're right

I guess in an attempt to re-rail this Multi track Drift, I could offer that maybe we won't all go for our Waifus..?
Maybe that really handsome, charasmatic, interesting and genuinely funny guy who can make panties drop by simply entering the room (Me), gets your waifu first?

What would happen in this situation in real life?
You could Mope, you could go Full Rodger... Or you could move on!

There are plenty of horrifying young cripples at Yamaku to stick your dick into, why just focus on the Main five? Established characters aren't the only ladies at the school, go fornicate with them!
Bollocks to it, if you were a full-time student you'd definitely meet a good handful of new students each!
There's enough disability to go around :3

[Potato]

If I couldn't get who I wanted, I'd just go chill at the Shanghai.

[RandomPerson]

If I couldn't get who I wanted, I'd just go chill at the Shanghai.

So you'd sulk?

[Potato]

If I couldn't get who I wanted, I'd just go chill at the Shanghai.

So you'd sulk?

No, I'd have some cake and be pals with Yuuko.

[RandomPerson]

If I couldn't get who I wanted, I'd just go chill at the Shanghai.

So you'd sulk?

No, I'd have some cake and be pals with Yuuko.

Ahh, tbf both sound the same to me

[Munchenhausen]

Ahh, tbf both sound the same to me

Cake and Yuuko?
Glad I'm not the only one, I'm always mixing up those two

[ParagonTerminus]

*Flies in on captured Rebel Flagship*

Hummons.

I claim thine princess for myself.

Hanako Ikezawa is now mine.

*Raises shields in preparation for unbelievable amounts of flame bombs*