Emi Ibarazaki's past encounters...

[Xanatos]

Yep. There we go, that song. I was referring to Zone-tan, by the way, sorry for not making that clear.

I'm just confused/curious; if you need to be taught how to fap, I'm wondering what happened in your childhood and how you'd be taught.

I don't even want to know.
Zone-tan would probably give you an informational video XD

...I tried and failed to invent a song about fapping set to the tune of the Hokey Pokey.

[Steinherz]

Yep. There we go, that song. I was referring to Zone-tan, by the way, sorry for not making that clear.

I'm just confused/curious; if you need to be taught how to fap, I'm wondering what happened in your childhood and how you'd be taught.

I don't even want to know.
Zone-tan would probably give you an informational video XD

...I tried and failed to invent a song about fapping set to the tune of the Hokey Pokey.

*also* You know what's the hardest part of coming up with the MikiXEmi fic? A freaking name that isn't some horrible pun. I'm thinking either "Runners", "Outlast" or "Exceeder" (the last two for obvious reasons )

[OtakuNinja]

*also* You know what's the hardest part of coming up with the MikiXEmi fic? A freaking name that isn't some horrible pun. I'm thinking either "Runners", "Outlast" or "Exceeder" (the last two for obvious reasons )

How about 3 hands, 2 feet, 1 love?

[Steinherz]

*also* You know what's the hardest part of coming up with the MikiXEmi fic? A freaking name that isn't some horrible pun. I'm thinking either "Runners", "Outlast" or "Exceeder" (the last two for obvious reasons )

How about 3 hands, 2 feet, 1 love?

....
Good god, that could possibly work XD
(I'm waiting for someone to get the pun on "Exceeder" )

[Umber]

*also* You know what's the hardest part of coming up with the MikiXEmi fic? A freaking name that isn't some horrible pun. I'm thinking either "Runners", "Outlast" or "Exceeder" (the last two for obvious reasons )

How about 3 hands, 2 feet, 1 love?

All these amazing fanfic possibilities and not enough time to go through with them. Makes me sad.

[Steinherz]

*also* You know what's the hardest part of coming up with the MikiXEmi fic? A freaking name that isn't some horrible pun. I'm thinking either "Runners", "Outlast" or "Exceeder" (the last two for obvious reasons )

How about 3 hands, 2 feet, 1 love?

All these amazing fanfic possibilities and not enough time to go through with them. Makes me sad.

Well hey, I'm listening to songs that can be only described as Sex is Violent and Intercourse With You for ideas
Take that as you will.

[Umber]

Well hey, I'm listening to songs that can be only described as Sex is Violent and Intercourse With You for ideas
Take that as you will.

@SexIsViolence: Harpuia in a nutshell.
@Intercourse With You: Pretty sure step number seven would work perfectly with Emi. I don't know why.

@Takethatasyouwill: Only if it's lemon-flavored coated. Badum, tss.

[YZQ]

Well hey, I'm listening to songs that can be only described as Sex is Violent and Intercourse With You for ideas
Take that as you will.

"Miki, I think we oughta do it on the floor."
"Why?"
"After those previous few rounds, I think my bed is creaking."
"Come to think of it, my bed's sounding funny too. We're tough enough, anyway."

[Umber]

Well hey, I'm listening to songs that can be only described as Sex is Violent and Intercourse With You for ideas
Take that as you will.

"Miki, I think we oughta do it on the floor."
"Why?"
"After those previous few rounds, I think my bed is creaking."
"Come to think of it, my bed's sounding funny too. We're tough enough, anyway."

*thud, thud, thud*
Aoi: "I can't concentrate on these council application forms! The noise is driving me crazy!"
Keiko: "Same here. Wonder what's going on up there..."

Misha: "Get back to work, you two! The same goes for you, Misha! Wait, I'm Misha."

[Steinherz]

Well hey, I'm listening to songs that can be only described as Sex is Violent and Intercourse With You for ideas
Take that as you will.

"Miki, I think we oughta do it on the floor."
"Why?"
"After those previous few rounds, I think my bed is creaking."
"Come to think of it, my bed's sounding funny too. We're tough enough, anyway."

This topic.
I'm in love, this story is going to be hilarious, awkward (if you aren't into rough XD) and well. you know XD
Current list of songs that I'm using for inspiration:
Bestrafe Mich (Punish Me)- Rammstein
Büch Dich (Bend Down, literally "bend thyself)- Rammstein
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Ich tu dir weh (I hurt you/I do you harm) - Rammstein
Rein Raus (In Out) - Rammstein
Meaning of Life - Disturbed
Wollt ihr das bett in flammen sehen (Do you want to see the bed in flames) - Rammstein

if anyone has reccomendations, I'll be more than appreciative XD

[YZQ]

Well hey, I'm listening to songs that can be only described as Sex is Violent and Intercourse With You for ideas
Take that as you will.

"Miki, I think we oughta do it on the floor."
"Why?"
"After those previous few rounds, I think my bed is creaking."
"Come to think of it, my bed's sounding funny too. We're tough enough, anyway."

*thud, thud, thud*
Aoi: "I can't concentrate on these council application forms! The noise is driving me crazy!"
Keiko: "Same here. Wonder what's going on up there..."

Misha: "Get back to work, you two! The same goes for you, Misha! Wait, I'm Misha."

[Misha, remind me or Hisao to have a word with Miki or Emi, as long as we see them. I don't mind them getting it on, but couldn't they do so discreetly?]

[Xanatos]

"Bend thyself." is the secret Ninth Commandment. Homophobes removed it and filled its spot with 'being gay is a sin'. True story.

[Steinherz]

"Bend thyself." is the secret Ninth Commandment. Homophobes removed it and filled its spot with 'being gay is a sin'. True story.

I don't doubt that.

[YZQ]

"Say, why is EVERYONE on the rooftop today? Was expecting only Emi and Rin."
"Miki, Shizune and I are your classmates, in case you forget. And where Shizune is, Misha will be there as well."
"I give you that. But why is there a blond lady with her thermos here as well? And HANAKO? No offense, but I thought I scare you."
"Being in the sun once in a while is good for you. Right, Hanako?"
"...Yeah."

[Steinherz]

"Say, why is EVERYONE on the rooftop today? Was expecting only Emi and Rin."
"Miki, Shizune and I are your classmates, in case you forget. And where Shizune is, Misha will be there as well."
"I give you that. But why is there a blond lady with her thermos here as well? And HANAKO? No offense, but I thought I scare you."
"Being in the sun once in a while is good for you. Right, Hanako?"
"...Yeah."

And that is why I use colours when I don't specify the character's name XD.
Who's talking? (and what order?)