Five Things They Would Never Say

[DuaneMoody]

Hanako;

• I'm drying Squirtle

Dying. But goddamnit, was that funny

[Krull]

Hisao;
Who the fuck let Robocop into our school?

I was in my early teens in the 80's,so that got me.

[DuaneMoody]

Hisao;
Who the fuck let Robocop into our school?

I was in my early teens in the 80's,so that got me.

Same here.


Is Hisao supposed to be talking about Emi?

[Validus Razgriz]

Hisao;
Who the fuck let Robocop into our school?

I was in my early teens in the 80's,so that got me.

Same here.

Wasn't even in kindergarten when the first movie came out. Still, I lol'ed!

[Hellsing_lover]

Lilly:
- Don't stare at me like that! D:

[WASSHOI]

Hanako;

• I'm drying Squirtle

Dying. But goddamnit, was that funny

Didn't catch that typo until now. Edited.

Hisao;
Who the fuck let Robocop into our school?

I was in my early teens in the 80's,so that got me.

Same here.

Is Hisao supposed to be talking about Emi?

Yeah, he's talking to Emi.

[Krull]

Somehow when I see Emi's running legs I think of ED209

[Roxius]

It's nice to see you all enjoying my thread so much...

[dottedline]

The Nurse:

"Hisao, I need to make sure your testicles are working properly, so please take off your pants..."

"Hah hah...I'm sticking a needle up a girl's ass!"

"You want your medicine?! C'mon! Jump for it! Jump! Jump!! Jump!!!"

"I'm Gin Ichimaru. Nice to meet you."

"LET'S BEGIN THE OPERATION!!!"

O hahahaha
how clever...

[ArtfulChaos]

Hisao
-Each day at this nut house drives me closer to "forgetting" to take my medication, followed by entering myself in a marathon

Lilly
-Wait a minute, Hanako has burn scars? Ew!

Rin
-Wanna know how I actually lost my arms? I cut them off and gave them to a guy to show that I liked him. Let's see that schmuck Van Gogh top that one.

Emi
-Gee, what would I rather have, legs, or boobs?

Misha
-Colt 45, and two zig zags, baby that's all we need ...

Shizune
-psst, I can hear everything you're saying!

Hanako
I just love cooking over an open flame

[LeeEzekiel]

"What's that, Shizune, say that to my face. Oh, I forgot you can't! Burn! BURN! ... Wait, Hanako, come back, I didn't mean...""

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[SirMax]

"What's that, Shizune, say that to my face. Oh, I forgot you can't! Burn! BURN! ... Wait, Hanako, come back, I didn't mean...""

Hanako
"Do you want to know how I got these burns? My father was a Chess master and a fiend. One day he moves his Kings Knight a little crazier than usual. My mom moved her rook to intercept him. He didn't like that. Not. One. Bit."

Lol'd at both of those.

Misha:
"Would you quiet down? You're making a scene..."
"Shizune"
"Okay, I'll call you Hisao"

[JamiroquaiAlien]

Hanako: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[Falkentyne]

Emi: Run, Forrest! RUN!

[Srikali]

Emi: You ain't got no legs Lt. Dan...