what are the best quotes from the game?

[kslover]

Kenji: This is a manly picnic no glasses no napkins whiskey only

Kenji: do you want some lip balm ? i aciditally bought two because i thought the store had started selling individual double a batteries

Rin: i wont shake your hand but at lest we know who we are now

[Kazukagi]

No Napkins.
No Glasses.
Whiskey Only
Final Destination

No wait...

Manly Picnic.

Lol'd so hard at the Kenji route.

[kslover]

Kenji: i would give you some but you have class you dont have time to eat a pizza

[Squirg]

My heart is pounding now, as if it were trying to burst out from my chest and claim this girl for itself.

And then, heart attack! lololololololol

[Revenant0519]

if... if it only takes a moment for there to be love, i think i may be falling in love with her.

[Akira]

Kenji: "Every day, I plan my vengeance, so that when the people who wronged me order a pizza, I will be there. Ever vigilant!"

[Spoon]

Hisao: Want to go see some more of the festival?

She puffs her cheeks disapprovingly. It looks kind of cute, and in complete contradiction to her usually reserved nature.
It takes a few seconds for me to get what she's taking issue with. Whoops.

Oh Hisao, man, you crazy. You just... you crazy.

[ColonelBrendan]

From the Deep End...

Hisao: I realize this is a fitting end to a truly, truly bad day.

The mainly picnic was also pretty hilarious.

[ubergeneral]

It was like the opening of an anime show, you know how the main dude is always fighting his rival, and they fly at each other and clash swords like and there’s like, big colored auras of doom? It was like that but with poo.

I'm suprised this wasn't mentioned yet. It is the best quote out there.

[Zero_kun]

Emi: "It helps me keep my girlish figure."

Rin: "What would happen if you lose it? Would you become a man?"

Bad time to be drinking coffee.

YEah, That one. XD

Kenji + Rin = Comedy gold

Great, now I want to see a conversation between those two in the game!

Me two! XD

oh yeah, also

Kenji "What the hell are you talking about? I have my curtains closed at all times to thwart the snipers."

[Seroanth]

Hanako startles a little when Misha crashes through the classroom door with the elegance of a rhino.

[Falkentyne]

Rin: "Close your eyes and think of the sky. You won't be able to think of anything else until you stop." "Clouds in My Head."

Hisao: "They are real, I can tell you that.
All of this is... real, you know?
If you think about it, nothing really lasts for long. Even something like my life or yours is just a blink of an eye in the history of everything, like one of those rockets. Poof, and we're gone.
But we're here, aren't we?" "Clouds in My Head." Rin's ending is great for quotes, I'll give you that.

(Monologue): "Is this what the student council is like? My body may not be able to take it." "Event Horizon." Why do I have this feeling he has NO idea...

Hisao: "Are there any foods that aren't fried?"
Shizune: "..."
Misha: "Candy. Junk food is the essence of celebrations!" "Throwing Balls"

And, while not technically a quote, given who it's from, I'll count it:

[Teclo]

Sig related. But yeah, I love a lot of the endgame (well, "end-act") Shizune stuff, both what Hisao says and what Shizune implies. Me and some other people on 4chan earlier on all noted how Rin's "period dialogue" was some breakthrough moment for us, when we all fell for Rin. Something about her cutting straight to the point for once, showing her vulnerability but in a very Rin-like way, rather than uncharacteristically going all moe.

[helmet boy]

Hanako 'T-Thank you for H-hanging out with me'

That just made me bloody well d'awwww like a son of a bitch.

Rin: 'Maybe the problem is in your pants'

God damn Rin is the best cripple ever.

[Gah!]

Rin: 'Maybe the problem is in your pants.'

I remember my reaction about that quote... At first I was confused, but then I lol'd