Xanatos wrote:Pyramid Head wrote:Kingdom Hearts would count as Square Enix's most overrated title.
If Final Fantasy VII, VIII, IX, X, XII, XIII, XIV, Dirge of Cerberus, Crisis Core, and XIII-2 didn't exist. At least you could argue that Kingdom Hearts has appeal to people who can tolerate angsty teens and Disney and it's story isn't quite as stupid and convoluted as what Square usually does. But with games like Final Fantasy X which have writing so full of holes it makes Max Payne 3 look like Silent Hill 2 and characters so ear-rapingly annoying it makes Silent Hill 2's voice cast sound like BioShock's voice cast, i seriously question the sanity of anyone who likes it.
Dirge of Cerberus is overrated? I hear nothing but bad things about it...And XIV. And I keep hearing about these holes in FFX but nobody ever points any out...Though some characters really should have their vocal cords cut out.
And the reason KH's story isn't the usual Square fare is because it literally just ripped off every Disney film it stole characters from, then strung the plots of those films together with some flimsy bullshit overarching story. Any given section of KH is just a rip-off version of a Disney film plot, rendered stupider by the added story bits and mythos they pulled from their asses to justify cramming it all together in one game. I'd rather just go watch the films.
(Nitpick: VII, VIII, IX, and X weren't Square Enix.
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Addressing the nitpick, they actually were all Square. Square SOFT specifically, it was always the same studio, Square Soft changed it's name after merging with Enix, the group that did Dragon Quest.
...which i've been meaning to get into actually, but i keep having problems with my DS, the joints between the two screens have a break and i can't get it to lock into position, and the shoulder buttons don't work. I'll just have to grab a DSi or a new DS Lite when i get some freelance work in. I'm not quite ready to shell out for a 3DS with it's current lackluster library.
As to the plotholes...
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Why do temples for groups explicitly against the use of technology rely heavily on technological puzzles?
How did no one ever discover the identity of Yevon and Sin?
How did the leaders of the Yevon religion hide the fact that they were zombies?
Just how exactly does that whole thing with the unsent work?
How did Jecht become the new Sin and how did Auron know who he was? Isn't Auron an unsent who lived in the original Zanarkand?
Just WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK IS DREAM ZANARKAND?! And what is Tidus's relationship to Shuyin? Is Tidus just a chiral image of Shuyin with pieces of his memories? Why does Jecht egg the three dipshits on during the fight against him?
What the fuck is wrong with Wakka's hair?
What the fuck is wrong with Seymour's hair?! Seriously, how the fuck did he style his hair into antlers?!
How did Seymour hide the fact that he was evil?
Why did Seymour want to destroy the world?
Why do ANY Final Fantasy villains want to destroy the world?!
How is it that the most boring and stupid summoner ever to exist was the only one to try and find a way to kill Sin without calling on the Final Aeon?
Did anyone know the partner of the summoner who used the Final Aeon would become the next SIn?
Why did Tidus stop to play Blitzball when Sin was destroying entire civilizations?!
Why were their mechs at Yuna's forced wedding when the Church of Yevon was, again, opposed the use of machina?
Why didn't Yuna ever send Seymour?!
Why did Seymour get more powerful with each death?
I'm sure i could dig more up but the list is already moderately long and i don't remember enough about Auron's back story to get into the big ones. But still, Final Fantasy X did have shit writers. As did every Final Fantasy arguably, though i didn't research all of them and never did finish Final Fantasy VI.
Anyway getting to Pseudogenesis if i could get a more detailed review maybe i'd put a little more effort into finding out more about Kingdom Hearts. I am planning on replacing my PS2 to dig a little into the Persona series and may check Kingdom Hearts out if an option exists to mute voices or change languages.
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