Five Things They Would Never Say

[Roxius]

Hisao:

"Crippled people frighten me."

"Every time I have sex with Emi, I feel like I'm raping a loli..."

"This is definitely not HHHNNNNGHH-worthy at all!"

"Kenji, I love you and only you."

"I really hope I die right now..."





Hanako:

"Fuck you, Lilly."

"My favorite Pokemon is Charmander!!"

"I've been lucky in my life...!"

"Hisao...I hate you."

"I want an all-female harem when I get older..."





Shizune:

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Holy shit, I can talk?!!!"





Lilly:

"I PITY THE FOOL!!"

"I can see you...all of you..."

"Give me a smoke and a condom and I'll be happy!!"

"Hurr durr!! I'm a dumb blonde!"

"If you had four legs and covered with fur, I'd fuck you..."





Rin:

"Feel the power...of my almighty fists!!"

"Do whatever you want to me. I can't stop you anyway..."

"I wanna play baseball."

"Drawing sucks ass."

"What? You mean you didn't know I was just a boy with boobs?"





Emi:

"Every time I have sex with Hisao, I feel like I'm raping a shota..."

"Ha ha ha! You got no arms, bitch!!!"

"The Nurse was really friendly to me today..."

"Lesson learned: Never try juggling chainsaws while lying on your back and drinking a glass of lemonade at the same time!!"

"My boobs are bigger than Shizune's, dammit!!!"



Misha:

"I have nothing to say."

"Fuck you, Shiichan~!"

"I have the drills that will pierce the heavens!!!!"

"I don't know sign language! I've been making everything up so far...!"

"I'M NOT FAT, I'M JUST BIG-BONED!!!"



Kenji:

"I love you, Hisao."

"I support those goddamn feminist Nazis with all of my heart!!"

"I wanna suck alotta pussy...of Bitches and Whores."

"WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!"

"I want to suck your teeeeets..."



The Nurse:

"Hisao, I need to make sure your testicles are working properly, so please take off your pants..."

"Hah hah...I'm sticking a needle up a girl's ass!"

"You want your medicine?! C'mon! Jump for it! Jump! Jump!! Jump!!!"

"I'm Gin Ichimaru. Nice to meet you."

"LET'S BEGIN THE OPERATION!!!"



Akira:

"Ah, Lilly...don't you miss our 'X-rated nights'?"

"Your name's Hisao, right? Let's fuck..."

"Know what I like most about Yuuko-chan? Her squishy ass..."

"Sister? I'm a man, dood!"

"I'm actually a pimp, and my sister is the whore!"



Muto:

"Unprotected sex is bad, mmmmhkay?"

"If you do a lap dance for me, I'll give you extra credit!"

"Alright, students; let's have an orgy!"

"Hmm...if I drench that girl in oil and throw a lit cigarette in her face, will she explode?"

"I'm not a pedophile...I just like looking at little girls' boobs...that's all..."



Nomiya:

"Ha ha! Not only is Rin my best student, but she's my best cum bucket!!!"

"Ooh...KFC...yum yum yum..."

"I'm fat, and I'm hip!"

"GET IN MY BELLAH!!!"

"I'm definitely Michael Jackson's twin brother, don'tcha think...?"

[NichtDu]

Jep, I think they wouldn't say that xD

[Krull]

Hanako:"My favorite Pokemon is Charmander!!"

You are a twisted person no? really I'm starting to like you,that is a bad thing-trust me

[U.T. Raptor]

"If you had four legs and covered with fur, I'd fuck you..."

http://shimmie.katawa-shoujo.com/post/view/821

[tyren]

Shizune:

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Holy shit, I can talk?!!!"

I fell out of my chair laughing right there.

Awesome stuff.

[Squirg]

My favorite Pokemon is Charmander. Oh man, that made me laugh so hard.

[Roxius]

"If you had four legs and covered with fur, I'd fuck you..."

http://shimmie.katawa-shoujo.com/post/view/821

That's where the idea for that quote came from, to tell the truth.

[GMKGoat]

Misha:

"I have nothing to say."

Funnier than it should be.

[fanatic]

Misha:

"I have nothing to say."

i call bullshit on this

[disturbedthoughts]

Misha:

"I have nothing to say."

Funnier than it should be.

Very very true.

[AnonymousSoup]

Lilly:
"Well Motzart is fine but I much prefer the works of Niggers With Attitude."
"And was like "Slam dunk, bitch! This is my house, this is my house! Don't you be comin' all up in mah face if you don't have the game to back yo' shit up!" and that ho' Shizune is all "..."""
"Yeah, I can totally fit my cane up there."
"What's that, Shizune, say that to my face. Oh, I forgot you can't! Burn! BURN! ... Wait, Hanako, come back, I didn't mean...""

Hanako
"Do you want to know how I got these burns? My father was a Chess master and a fiend. One day he moves his Kings Knight a little crazier than usual. My mom moved her rook to intercept him. He didn't like that. Not. One. Bit."

[Vertical]

Shizune:

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...Holy shit, I can talk?!!!"

Heheheh, good one.

[Roxius]

I added the guys I forgot to the list. XP

[Mercutio]

oh, man, these are hilarous... I love this game, I wanna play too:

Rin:
"Let me explain. If you don't get it, I'd be happy to go over it again."

Lilly:
"With some of the freaks around here, I'm so glad I'm blind."

Hanako:
"I got a tattoo. Wanna see it?"

Shizune:
"I concede. Congratulations on your victory."

Emi:
"I know stump-fu."

[WASSHOI]

Hanako;

• I'm dying Squirtle
• FUCK YES POWER RANGERS
• My dad's was bigger.
• Fuck you Hisao, I was fucking watching power rangers! I'm too busy to pour you tea, pour it yourself lardass. FUCK YEAH MEGAZORD IN THE HOUSE!

Rin;

• I sometimes air guitar when nobody is looking
• The real reason I play with my hair is because I have lice, but I've no hands to scratch my head with.
• 5 dollar footlooooooooong

Hisao;

• Who the fuck let Robocop into our school?
• So, anyone know that guy's disability? [referring to the painting in the hall of the school of the blue guy]
• Misha, your drill jobs...my god!

Shizune;

• P-please...be gentle, its my first time.
• I, Shizune Vi Britannia command you-
• [Sings something from the classic Opera Carmen]

I'm bored, all of these are completely random.