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Xanatos
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You've been playing too much KS when every day has a dedicated "Katawa Shoujo Hour" and the KS forum becomes a steadily greater presence in life while visits to other forums dwindle...

And also the long-dead romantic in you starts to revive itself. And, being who I am, this snippet of a Legacy of Kain quote comes to mind: "The first, bitter taste of that terrible illusion: hope." Incidentally, that quote is entirely accurate, as we never got a final game in that series to wrap up the story xD
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When you're playing a game you've played for seven years, and you notice something about it that makes you expect pink hair, and golden doe-eyes.

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You can imagine my disappointment.

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MMOs. Gross.
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Xanatos wrote:MMOs. Gross.
I fully agree with this comment.
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You've been playing too much KS when you find yourself regularly thinking "Was that leaf over Kenji's dick a censor or was he ACTUALLY wearing a leaf? Gotta thwart those castrating feminists..."
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
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When you have dreams of KS characters in two days. One of them involves being challenged to a judo match against Jigoro when your black ass haven't done judo in over two years.
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Snow_Storm wrote:...when your black ass haven't done judo in over two years.
I immediately started reading this in a ghetto accent when I got here.


Does this make me racist?
Hanabro to the end.
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Guest90206 wrote:
Snow_Storm wrote:...when your black ass haven't done judo in over two years.
I immediately started reading this in a ghetto accent when I got here.


Does this make me racist?
Nah, it's just stereotyping. 8)
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Xanatos wrote:
Guest90206 wrote:
Snow_Storm wrote:...when your black ass haven't done judo in over two years.
I immediately started reading this in a ghetto accent when I got here.


Does this make me racist?
Nah, it's just stereotyping. 8)
I heard it in Donald Faison(Christopher Turk)'s voice (from Scrubs).
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Helbereth wrote:I heard it in Donald Faison(Christopher Turk)'s voice (from Scrubs).
...I love you.
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Guest90206 wrote:
Snow_Storm wrote:...when your black ass haven't done judo in over two years.
I immediately started reading this in a ghetto accent when I got here.


Does this make me racist?
It's only racist if I get offended by it and I am not offended by it.
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Someone mentions prosthetic legs and you shout "EMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
I am Misha at her Emiest. It's a fact of life.
Character: Misha>Emi>Shizune>Rin>Hanako>Lilly
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MishaAtHerEmiest wrote:Someone mentions prosthetic legs and you shout "EMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
I am very curious to find out what happened next :D

Ideal scenario:
Other guys: "Hey, are you talking about Emi Ibarazaki? You know, from that VN?"
You: "Yeah!"
KS hijacks your conversations from now on

Reality:
Other guys slowly back away, all asking each other "Do you know this guy?" :lol:
Shizune=Rin=Emi=Hanako=Lilly
It's a great game guys, stop arguing over who is best they are in order of my preference if you must know
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Currently studying in Japan at the moment.

When you realize one of your teacher/professor looks and acts exactly like Shizune--albeit being able to speak.
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They say they hate Shizune? What is this? BLASPHEMY!

SHII-HAEL!
Shizune>Rin>Emi>Hanako>Lilly
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Megumeru wrote:Currently studying in Japan at the moment.

When you realize one of your teacher/professor looks and acts exactly like Shizune--albeit being able to speak.
Get pictures of her biting puppies or something, then blackmail her into never speaking again and learning sign language. SHIZUNE GET!
<KeiichiO>: "I wonder what Misha's WAHAHA's sound like with a cock stuffed down her throat..."
<Ascension>: "I laughed, cried, vomited in my mouth a little, and even had time for marshmallows afterwards. Well played, Xanatos. Well played."
<KeiichiO>: "That's a beautiful response to chocolate."
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