Stop reminding me of that incident on IRC, that spread to /a/, jesus christ.Envy wrote:Maybe Hanako would enjoy some anal.
No wait, that guy was hilarious.
Stop reminding me of that incident on IRC, that spread to /a/, jesus christ.Envy wrote:Maybe Hanako would enjoy some anal.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwright.What would sex with each of the girls be like?
Envy is a lot older troll than that. He's our oldest and coolest one, in fact. Search the oekaki forum for any thread with him as OP and you see what I mean (crud was even twitchier back then).BemaniAK wrote:Stop reminding me of that incident on IRC, that spread to /a/, jesus christ.Envy wrote:Maybe Hanako would enjoy some anal.
No wait, that guy was hilarious.
Enough of your slander!!! My Lilly would never do that! Sounds hot thou...SABAN wrote:Lilly: She'd elegantly BLINDFOLD YOU, TIE YOUR HANDS AND START HITTING YOU WITH HER CANE, SHE'LL BE MOANING WHILE SHE DOES ALL THIS. SHE'LL TOUCH YOUR ASS AND TRY TO LOOK FOR THE PENIS AND ASSHOLE, ONCE SHE FINDS IT, SHE'LL START SUCKING THE PENIS AND JAM HER CANE INTO YOUR ASS SO HARD IT'LL MAKE YOU COME LIKE A VOLCANO. SHE'D START FEELING YOU UNTIL SHE FINDS YOUR MOUTH, KISS YOU AND THEN PUT THE CANE THAT SHE JAMMED IN YOUR ASS INTO YOUR MOUTH. SHE'LL FIND YOUR DICK, STEP ON IT, KICK IT, AND PUT IT IN HER VAGINA. SHE'D MAKE THE HOTTEST MOANS WHILE SHE PLEASURES HERSELF WITH YOUR PENIS WHILE YOU SUCK ON A CANE THAT'S STAINED WITH YOUR SHIT. FUCK YEAR!
This reminds me of Kenji's "Even if I lose, I win, because I don't lose the experience". Thinking about Kenji while masturbating in front of Shizune would be a fan-fucking-tastic bonerkiller.Mercutio wrote:
Shizune: [...] some kind of mutual masturbation, with whoever comes first losing. gotta love that, 'cause even if you lose, you win.
Wow... Lilly is to proper for that. She'd sanitize the cane first. Then that would happen.Lilly: She'd elegantly BLINDFOLD YOU, TIE YOUR HANDS AND START HITTING YOU WITH HER CANE, SHE'LL BE MOANING WHILE SHE DOES ALL THIS. SHE'LL TOUCH YOUR ASS AND TRY TO LOOK FOR THE PENIS AND ASSHOLE, ONCE SHE FINDS IT, SHE'LL START SUCKING THE PENIS AND JAM HER CANE INTO YOUR ASS SO HARD IT'LL MAKE YOU COME LIKE A VOLCANO. SHE'D START FEELING YOU UNTIL SHE FINDS YOUR MOUTH, KISS YOU AND THEN PUT THE CANE THAT SHE JAMMED IN YOUR ASS INTO YOUR MOUTH. SHE'LL FIND YOUR DICK, STEP ON IT, KICK IT, AND PUT IT IN HER VAGINA. SHE'D MAKE THE HOTTEST MOANS WHILE SHE PLEASURES HERSELF WITH YOUR PENIS WHILE YOU SUCK ON A CANE THAT'S STAINED WITH YOUR SHIT. FUCK YEAR!
Sooo true. But then again here's an addition.Pato2747 wrote:I must say:
This reminds me of Kenji's "Even if I lose, I win, because I don't lose the experience". Thinking about Kenji while masturbating in front of Shizune would be a fan-fucking-tastic bonerkiller.Mercutio wrote:
Shizune: [...] some kind of mutual masturbation, with whoever comes first losing. gotta love that, 'cause even if you lose, you win.
This sounds eminently plausible. And hilarious.Riku wrote:Kenji would see Shizune enter your room and think something bad was going to happen to you. In the middle of your relations, Kenji will bust into the room with dual water guns prepared to shoot any feminist there. Hisao and Shizune would just freeze and not move an inch, hoping that Kenji's ability to "see farther than any man has seen" doesn't actually work, and that his legal blindness will kick in. That would be more realistic of Kenji.
BAD ENDdomino wrote:This sounds eminently plausible. And hilarious.Riku wrote:Kenji would see Shizune enter your room and think something bad was going to happen to you. In the middle of your relations, Kenji will bust into the room with dual water guns prepared to shoot any feminist there. Hisao and Shizune would just freeze and not move an inch, hoping that Kenji's ability to "see farther than any man has seen" doesn't actually work, and that his legal blindness will kick in. That would be more realistic of Kenji.
Pointing out the "epic footjob." thing u said, i for one cant wait to see Rin doing this :3Rin: I know, I know, "epic footjob." not saying that it wouldn't happen, but it's not my thing. I have no idea what sex with her would actually be like, 'cause it'd be hard enough to figure if she was propositioning you or just on another of her tangents. gotta say, though: best position with Rin would be her sitting in your lap, facing you, her legs wrapped around you.