Bad, bad, Shizune (Another stupid song parody)

[# 2]

With the humblest of apologies to James Croce.
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Well the south side of Yamaku,
Is the baddest place to play,
And if you go down there
you just better beware
Of a gal called Shizune.

Now Shizune likes to rumble,
Though she stands 'bout five foot four,
All the boys in school call her 'Silent Thunder',
All the girls just call her sir.

And she's bad, bad, Shizune,
Baddest girl in the whole damn place,
Badder than old Gamera,
Meaner than Godzilla.

Now Shizune, she's a player,
And she likes her fancy toys,
And she likes to tear down the school hallway,
And make a lot of noise.

She's got a custom Student Council,
She's got an interpreter too,
She's got a book of rules in her pocket for fun,
And a ruler in her shoe.

'Cause she's bad, bad Shizune,
Baddest girl in the whole damn place,
Badder than old Gamera,
Meaner than Godzilla.

Now Friday 'bout a week ago,
Shizune, shootin' dice,
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a boy named Hisao
And ooh, that boy looked nice.

Well she cast her eyes upon him,
And the trouble started to flow,
Shizune learned a lesson 'bout messin'
With the boy friend of Hanako.

Well the two girls took to fightin',
And when they pulled then from the floor,
Shizune looked like a jigsaw puzzle
with a couple of pieces gone.

And she's bad, bad Shizune,
Baddest girl in the whole damn place,
Badder than old Gamera,
Meaner than Godzilla.

[nemz]

NOPE.

[Elcor]

I can see it, but it is a bit of stretch. Not bad though.

[# 2]

@Nemz: What was the question?

@Elcore: Thanks for the honest criticism, I'm just tossing things on the wall and seeing if they stick; this obviously bounced... quite possibly off of Nemz head, it seems.

[Guest90206]

This is literally the greatest thing ever.

Like,

literally

the greatest ever.



I'm throwing my golden medals at the screen but nothing's happening!