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With 60 pages, I can't remember if it's been said before, but there we go :P

Yamaku staff subtly, but purposely, pair students together to form an innate Buddy System.
Ideally, teachers try and pair a student's buddy as the person they sit next to in Homeroom, but they wont stop this system working across different classes so long as they actually find a pairing (Mutou tried to encourage Hanako to befriend Akio, but over time he saw she felt more comfortable with Lilly and settled for that).

On a slight tangent, my headcannon is that Mutou is a childless husband and can find himself being quite protective of 3-3's students, becoming somewhat paternal towards them. He's known to cover for some of his student's bad behaviour and actively reminds 'his kids' that he always has an open door policy, despite noone ever taking him up on it.
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Munchenhausen wrote:On a slight tangent, my headcannon is that Mutou is a childless husband and can find himself being quite protective of 3-3's students, becoming somewhat paternal towards them. He's known to cover for some of his student's bad behaviour and actively reminds 'his kids' that he always has an open door policy, despite noone ever taking him up on it.
The full story of his childless status (my headcanon anyway) is here... [LINK] :(
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^Headcanon for Jigoro and/or Kenji :lol:
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Steinherz wrote:^Headcanon for Jigoro and/or Kenji :lol:
Probably not Jigoro. Penis size correlates with height, and he is a very tall man.
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FelOnyx wrote:
Steinherz wrote:Image
Probably not Jigoro. Penis size correlates with height, and he is a very tall man.
Unless he had a bad katana accident. Maybe that's why he doesn't actually use it anymore...
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Actually, Jigoro has a very large dick. So large, that his entire being is one huge dick.
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FelOnyx wrote:
Steinherz wrote:^Headcanon for Jigoro and/or Kenji :lol:
Probably not Jigoro. Penis size correlates with height, and he is a very tall man.
From his in-game sprite he seems only slightly taller than Lilly. So he's about 5'8-ish.
That's not very tall :lol:
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Steinherz wrote: From his in-game sprite he seems only slightly taller than Lilly. So he's about 5'8-ish.
That's not very tall :lol:
Does... D-Does that mean Lilly has a penis almost as big as Jigoro's?
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Munchenhausen wrote:
Steinherz wrote: From his in-game sprite he seems only slightly taller than Lilly. So he's about 5'8-ish.
That's not very tall :lol:
Does... D-Does that mean Lilly has a penis almost as big as Jigoro's?
Hopefully.
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SpunkySix wrote:
Munchenhausen wrote:
Steinherz wrote: From his in-game sprite he seems only slightly taller than Lilly. So he's about 5'8-ish.
That's not very tall :lol:
Does... D-Does that mean Lilly has a penis almost as big as Jigoro's?
Hopefully.
That definitely explains where her 'healthy adolescent sex drive' came from.

Now enter Hisao :lol:
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Megumeru wrote:Hopefully.
That definitely explains where her 'healthy adolescent sex drive' came from.

Now enter Hisao :lol:[/quote]

Wouldn't...I dunno, being a human explain that?
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Charmant wrote:
Megumeru wrote: That definitely explains where her 'healthy adolescent sex drive' came from.

Now enter Hisao :lol:
Wouldn't...I dunno, being a human explain that?
You mean entering Hisao? :shock:

Yeah...I guess?
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Megumeru wrote:
Charmant wrote:
Megumeru wrote: That definitely explains where her 'healthy adolescent sex drive' came from.

Now enter Hisao :lol:
Wouldn't...I dunno, being a human explain that?
You mean entering Hisao? :shock:

Yeah...I guess?
Dear, dear. Time to insert that old joke: the pen-is mightier than the sword.
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Charmant wrote:
Megumeru wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Hopefully.
That definitely explains where her 'healthy adolescent sex drive' came from.

Now enter Hisao :lol:
Wouldn't...I dunno, being a human explain that?
That depends entirely on whether or not you follow the Humanistic school of Psychology. But that's for another day. Today, we're discussing DickLilly buttfuckin' the Heartbreaker :lol:
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I dunno, I feel like Akira would be the one to wear the dick in that family.
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