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Author's note: After heavy deliberations, some of them with myself, I've decided to just post this. Maybe I was a little "depressed"? And I needed some kind of "outlet"? (I kind of have to go right now, I might not be able to be online in a while.) Thanks.



I see you screwing 'round school
With the girl I love
And I'm like... "Fuck You!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

Looks like the drills I do for you
Aren't enough
I'm like... "Fuck you!~
And-uh.. fuck him too~"

I said: "If I had a penis~
I'd be your Venus~"
Ha, now ain't that lesbian?
(Ain't that lesbian?)

And although there's pain in my heart
I'm still willing to part
With a... "Fuck you!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm not born with a stiffy
But that don't mean I don't feel down there
So he's vested sausage, and my bun's empty
Mmm, but the way you play your meat ain't fair

I pity the dii~icks
Who'll beg you for a lick
(Oh, she's really a.. closet streaker)
Well,
(Just thought he should know, your lil' brother)

Oooooowooo~
I've got some news for you
Yeah, go run and screw your little boyfriend

I see you screwing 'round school
With the girl I love
And I'm like... "Fuck You!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

I guess the pink I dye for you
Lost it's life
I'm like... "Fuck you!~
And-ah.. fuck him too~"

"If I were, Casanova~
You'd let me blow ya~"
Ha, now ain't that Italian?
(Ain't that Italian?)

And while my heart, you would break
For your joy, I still pray
With a... "Fuck you!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

Now I know, for Student Council
We blackmail and lie and cheat
Then you screwed him, and it pleased ya
I guess your being in love with a dick is chic

Now, I pity the foo~ool
That falls in love with you
(Oh, she screwed the ice-cream guy)
Well,
(Just thought you should know, Nakai)

Oooooowooo~
I've got some news for you
OOOH! I really hate your dick right now

I see you screwing 'round school
With the girl I love
And I'm like... "Fuck You!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

I guess the love I have for you
Isn't enough
I'm like... "Fuck you!~
And-uh.. fuck him too~"

I said: "If I was Hisao~
You'd be mine to plow~"
Ha, now wouldn't that be straight?
(That wouldn't be straight)

Despite the hole in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a... "Fuck you!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

Now Shicchan, Shicchan, Shicchan
Why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so cruel?
(So cruel, so cruel, so cruel)

I tried to tell your papa but he just said:
"Sweater vest loves only glue"
("loves glue", "huffs glue", "eats glue")
Yes, he did

(Uh!) Why? (Uh!), Whhhy?
(Uh!), Why, Shicchan?

Oh!, I love you (Oh!)
I still love you~!
Ohhhh~!

I see you screwing 'round school
With the girl I love
And I'm like... "Fuck You!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

Looks like the drills I do for you
Aren't enough
I'm like... "Fuck you!~
And-uh.. fuck him too~"

I said: "If I had a penis~
I'd be your Venus~"
Ha, now ain't that lesbian?
(Ain't that lesbian?)

And although there's pain in my heart
I'm still willing to part
With a... "Fuck you!~"
(Oooh, oooh, oooh)

Wahahahahaaa!

Pretty good. Pretty good.

On one hand, I'm sure that this isn't the correct place for this, unless it counts as a strange form of narrative.
On the other hand, I laughed.
On top of that, I once wrote a song parody about Misha as a creative outlet as well.

Either way, props for both your work and the decision to share it.

Craftyatom wrote:On one hand, I'm sure that this isn't the correct place for this, unless it counts as a strange form of narrative.

There's a thread for poetry now….

azumeow wrote:Wahahahahaaa!

Pretty good. Pretty good.

Thanks! Thanks!

Craftyatom wrote:On one hand, I'm sure that this isn't the correct place for this, unless it counts as a strange form of narrative.
On the other hand, I laughed.
On top of that, I once wrote a song parody about Misha as a creative outlet as well.

Either way, props for both your work and the decision to share it.

I don't know. I originally posted it in the 'Fan Works' forum, but then I screwed up and posted it in the fan-fic part. Oh well. There's kind of a background story actually; This was Misha singing a song at the Graduation ceremony, much to everyone's horror. Especially Shizune. And Lilly too. Wahaha.

brythain wrote:

Craftyatom wrote:On one hand, I'm sure that this isn't the correct place for this, unless it counts as a strange form of narrative.

There's a thread for poetry now….

Wow! You guys think of everything!


I mean seriously, why is Frozen such a good movie? I don't really get it. Or maybe I was distracted about how Elsa = Rika, and Anna = Saki?

...

Elsanna-ship!! HOT!


Also; the Lego movie is much much better.

Because Batman. AND HOLY GOD IT'S A LEGO MOVIE! C'MON YOU GUYS!