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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

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Reverse Lemons:

Insert Emi in her entirety into your anus

Master Infiltrator:

And then sneak her into Kenji's room for some feminist spying
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

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SpunkySix wrote:Reverse Lemons:

Insert Emi in her entirety into your anus
You've had enough internet for today.
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Potato wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Reverse Lemons:

Insert Emi in her entirety into your anus
You've had enough internet for today.
But not enough Emi. :wink:
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

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Scratch That, Reverse It: Unlock the alternate route where Hanako's parents died in a snowstorm.
I love the interpretation of Pac-Man where he's a just a lowly worker retrieving golf balls left all over the course by the rich masters and the ghosts are all previous workers who got conked on the head and killed by incoming golf balls in the line of duty.
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Potato wrote:Scratch That, Reverse It: Unlock the alternate route where Hanako's parents died in a snowstorm.
Reverse That, Scratch It: Reveal the secret backmasked messages in the game's music, then use it to make a jammin' hip-hop remix
NB: none of the above is a request

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Atario wrote:
Potato wrote:Scratch That, Reverse It: Unlock the alternate route where Hanako's parents died in a snowstorm.
Reverse That, Scratch It: Reveal the secret backmasked messages in the game's music, then use it to make a jammin' hip-hop remix
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Potato wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Reverse Lemons:
Insert Emi in her entirety into your anus
You've had enough internet for today.
You know it's bad when Potato, of all people, tells you to go to stop :P
I almost got this achievement in Rin's route, but Emi's twintails wouldn't stay in
Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
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Re: Katawa Shoujo Achievements

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Munchenhausen wrote:
Potato wrote:
SpunkySix wrote:Reverse Lemons:
Insert Emi in her entirety into your anus
You've had enough internet for today.
You know it's bad when Potato, of all people, tells you to go to stop :P
I almost got this achievement in Rin's route, but Emi's twintails wouldn't stay in
Just say you grew two tails...
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Potato wrote:Magrathea!: Take the girls (and Kenji, Mutou, Nurse, Meiko, Akira, Hideaki, Jigoro) on a space adventure in the world of Hitchhiker's Guide.
Beeblebrox's Gambit
Drink a couple of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters with Akira. Then, send down a couple more. You know, to see what the first few are doing.

Santraginus Five Alive
Progress from there to "inhaling the heady vapors", if ya know what I mean.

Gagrakacka Mind Fuck
Play some Disaster Area for Shizune, discover that they're so loud even she can hear them.

Galactic Civil Service
Get out of class by reciting some Vogon poetry until everyone flees the building.

A Real Kneebiter
Personally insult every character in the game, in alphabetical order.

Trillian's Bad Route
Completely fail to chat up Tricia McMillan at a party in Islington.

The Best Bang Since The Big One
Unlock the Eccentrica Gallumbits route. (this is not difficult, as it is said her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body)

Sirius Business
Use the Nutri-Matic Drink Synthesizer to brew Lilly and Hanako a drink that is almost, but not entirely, unlike tea.

Paranoid Android
Discover that Kenji is a robot, whose disability is a terrible pain in all the diodes down his left side.

Fuck me, I could do this all day. That's enough for now. :lol:
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BEWARE OF DEF LEPPARD:
Bulldoze Shizune's house to make way for a bypass, with one arm tied behind your back.
This American apple pie institution known as a trigger warning will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time. This post contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life.
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Share and Enjoy
Eat Yuuko out.

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...while echoing her moans exactly a flatted fifth out of tune.
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bhtooefr wrote:Share and Enjoy
Eat Yuuko out.
Go stick your head in a pig.

WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE:
Deny Emi sex until more lemon-flavored lube is located.
This American apple pie institution known as a trigger warning will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time. This post contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life.
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bhtooefr wrote:Share and Enjoy
Eat Yuuko out.

Genuine Cripple Personalities
...while echoing her moans exactly a flatted fifth out of tune.
I'd totally watch that happen
Not even for sexual reasons, just to find out what it'd sound like
Like stupid, silly doodles with no point? You've come to the right place, friend :^)
I also occasionally write oneshots. Why not have a skimread?
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Munchenhausen wrote:
bhtooefr wrote:Share and Enjoy
Eat Yuuko out.

Genuine Cripple Personalities
...while echoing her moans exactly a flatted fifth out of tune.
I'd totally watch that happen
Not even for sexual reasons, just to find out what it'd sound like
That'd take a smart zombie :lol:
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Munchenhausen wrote:
bhtooefr wrote:Share and Enjoy
Eat Yuuko out.

Genuine Cripple Personalities
...while echoing her moans exactly a flatted fifth out of tune.
I'd totally watch that happen
Not even for sexual reasons, just to find out what it'd sound like
Blatant Lies
Watch the h-scenes over and over, claiming to do it for the stories
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