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I just realized, SEtou Kenji is only one letter off from SAtou Lilly... and they both have poor eyesight. Lilly is already Shizune's cousin, so perhaps she is somehow distantly related to Kenji through an accidental typo on someone's birth certificate?! Probably the result of a feminist conspiracy. Also I would totally ship Kenji x Lilly for hot blind sex

They have different last names. They're from different families.

Honestly I could see Kenji ending up with Rin if I had to pick any of the girls. He's pretty chill with her during her route because he thinks she's a guy, so he probably would be the least distant to her if he found out she's a girl. Although then again if I remember correctly he does seem pretty nice to Lilly in her route too, so he at least respects her.

...so perhaps she is somehow distantly related to Kenji through an accidental typo on someone's birth certificate?

Their names are written in Kanji.
Being phonetically close is no indication at all on how easy it would be to change one into another via a typo.

Jobriq wrote:I just realized, SEtou Kenji is only one letter off from SAtou Lilly... and they both have poor eyesight. Lilly is already Shizune's cousin, so perhaps she is somehow distantly related to Kenji through an accidental typo on someone's birth certificate?! Probably the result of a feminist conspiracy. Also I would totally ship Kenji x Lilly for hot blind sex

Ehh...I really don't want to see Kenji fucking anybody.

Not to mention the fact that Satou (and its variations) are really common surnames. (kinda like Jones) Kenji and Lilly could both be called Satou and still be believably unrelated.

You couldn't just humor my wild delusions instead of shooting them down?

Kenji is only nice to Lilly because he thinks she's in the mafia and he doesn't want to be killed. Close curtains, thwart snipers.

SpecimenSix wrote:Honestly I could see Kenji ending up with Rin if I had to pick any of the girls. He's pretty chill with her during her route because he thinks she's a guy

Implying he's gay?

Although then again if I remember correctly he does seem pretty nice to Lilly in her route too, so he at least respects her.

Show respect for the mob boss' daughter.

Also, this:

Mirage_GSM wrote: Their names are written in Kanji.
Being phonetically close is no indication at all on how easy it would be to change one into another via a typo.

OtakuNinja wrote:

SpecimenSix wrote:Honestly I could see Kenji ending up with Rin if I had to pick any of the girls. He's pretty chill with her during her route because he thinks she's a guy

Implying he's gay?

Now that I reread it I guess it does sound like that.

I only meant that he would probably at least make the effort to get to know her before he realizes she's a girl, so by the time he does find out she's a girl he'd hopefully still be friends with her regardless.

SpecimenSix wrote:by the time he does find out she's a girl he'd hopefully still be friends with her regardless.

Perhaps.

ooooor he would realize that his blindness was a weakness that the feminists exploited to infiltrate his forces

Jobriq wrote:I just realized, SEtou Kenji is only one letter off from SAtou Lilly...

Ah. And with that in mind, I wonder how long it'll take you to realize how bad of an idea the rest of your post is...

It always struck me as kind of weird though, yes.

Jobriq wrote:I just realized, SEtou Kenji is only one letter off from SAtou Lilly... and they both have poor eyesight. Lilly is already Shizune's cousin, so perhaps she is somehow distantly related to Kenji through an accidental typo on someone's birth certificate?! Probably the result of a feminist conspiracy. Also I would totally ship Kenji x Lilly for hot blind sex

ive met plenty of people with similar last names. no relations.

and that would be a hell of a mistake to make and then absolutely ignore each other if they were at some point related.

Besides, that would mean he is related to Shizune as well, and we're already dangerously close to soap opera territory with that "cousins" thing...

Satō (Romanized as: Sato, Satoh, or Satou) - 佐藤
Setō (Romanized as: Seto, Setoh or Setou) - 瀬藤

Similar pronunciations, not similar Kanji.

Steinherz wrote:Satō (Romanized as: Sato, Satoh, or Satou) - 佐藤
Setō (Romanized as: Seto, Setoh or Setou) - 瀬藤

Similar pronunciations, not similar Kanji.

All the more reason for Kenji x Lilly fanfic?