Revenge and Ice Cream (A Misha & Rin One Shot)
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:19 pm
I've been thinking about writing lately, and this little short piece of fluff popped out my head as result. It features Misha and Rin communicating using one of the few universal languages: ice cream!
(By the way, I have tried all the flavors mentioned in the story, and all are quite tasty -- especially the Azuki and the Plum.)
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One day, while Shichan and Hichan were still busy with Extremely Important Student Council Business~!, I was walking (skipping) back to the girls dormitory, when I came across Rin standing in the middle of the sidewalk. She was looking up at the sky, and appeared to be lost in thought. Maybe. With Rin, it's hard to tell.
Curious, I approached her. "Richan~! Whatcha thinking about?" I asked her in my normal quiet manner.
"Revenge."
Wait! What? Why is Richan thinking about revenge? Did Emi do something to her? No way. Maybe it’s that creepy teacher, Mr. Nomiya? That's more likely.
"Uh, Richan? Why are thinking about revenge?" I asked, fearing the answer.
Rin shrugged, "That man in the film said, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold?' Is revenge like ice cream? What flavor would it be? Revenge is bad. So it would taste bad. Maybe Azuki?"
I mentally facepalmed myself.
I should've known it would have been something like this -- especially after movie night. But hey, I can help Richan with this. It's part of my duties as a Student Council Representative. My love of ice cream has nothing to do with it. No ma'am, not one bit!
"Yes, Richan, revenge is bad. But I really~ like Azuki ice cream," I pouted. "Besides," I added quietly, "It's Shichan's favorite flavor."
"I see. Shizune is Azuki flavored."
That's an ... odd way of putting it. But fun!
"Maybe revenge is Green Tea flavored? Green Tea is green. Jealousy is green. Jealous people seek revenge," Rin continued.
"No, Lilly is Green Tea flavored," I countered, "She drinks enough of the stuff."
Well, she drinks tea. Do they make Black Tea ice cream?
"Oh," Rin said. An awkward silence fell between us. Rin either had grown bored of the conversation, or had just run out of things to say. Wanting to keep the conversation going, and to get the talk away from revenge, I ventured a question.
"What flavor of ice cream is Lilly's friend, Hanako?"
"Plum. Maybe. Definitely." Rin responded after a moment’s deliberation. "It's purple, like her eyes."
"Ooh~! I like that! How about Emi?"
"Emi doesn't like ice cream. Says it's not healthy."
"Boo~! That's no fun." I pouted.
"She likes shaved ice."
"Okay~! We'll make her Lemon shaved ice, the sourpuss!" I said, grinning broadly. Surprisingly, this drew a grin from Rin as well.
"What flavor would Hichan be, Richan?"
"Vanilla. Boring on its own, but goes well with lots of other things."
"WAHAHAHA~! That's Hichan!" I laughed, "Now, Richan, what flavor would I be?"
Rin shrugged, "You're Strawberry."
SQUEEEEE~! I LOVE STRAWBERRY!
"Okay~! Okay~! Then you'll be Mango. I like mangoes, and you look like you would be Mango ice cream."
Talking about ice cream has made me really~ hungry.
"Say, Richan~? Wanna go to town and split a parfait with me?"
"What flavor is a parfait?"
"Why silly~! It's friendship flavored!" I laughed, walking toward the gates.
Rin nodded, saying, "Okay," as she joined me.
(By the way, I have tried all the flavors mentioned in the story, and all are quite tasty -- especially the Azuki and the Plum.)
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One day, while Shichan and Hichan were still busy with Extremely Important Student Council Business~!, I was walking (skipping) back to the girls dormitory, when I came across Rin standing in the middle of the sidewalk. She was looking up at the sky, and appeared to be lost in thought. Maybe. With Rin, it's hard to tell.
Curious, I approached her. "Richan~! Whatcha thinking about?" I asked her in my normal quiet manner.
"Revenge."
Wait! What? Why is Richan thinking about revenge? Did Emi do something to her? No way. Maybe it’s that creepy teacher, Mr. Nomiya? That's more likely.
"Uh, Richan? Why are thinking about revenge?" I asked, fearing the answer.
Rin shrugged, "That man in the film said, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold?' Is revenge like ice cream? What flavor would it be? Revenge is bad. So it would taste bad. Maybe Azuki?"
I mentally facepalmed myself.
I should've known it would have been something like this -- especially after movie night. But hey, I can help Richan with this. It's part of my duties as a Student Council Representative. My love of ice cream has nothing to do with it. No ma'am, not one bit!
"Yes, Richan, revenge is bad. But I really~ like Azuki ice cream," I pouted. "Besides," I added quietly, "It's Shichan's favorite flavor."
"I see. Shizune is Azuki flavored."
That's an ... odd way of putting it. But fun!
"Maybe revenge is Green Tea flavored? Green Tea is green. Jealousy is green. Jealous people seek revenge," Rin continued.
"No, Lilly is Green Tea flavored," I countered, "She drinks enough of the stuff."
Well, she drinks tea. Do they make Black Tea ice cream?
"Oh," Rin said. An awkward silence fell between us. Rin either had grown bored of the conversation, or had just run out of things to say. Wanting to keep the conversation going, and to get the talk away from revenge, I ventured a question.
"What flavor of ice cream is Lilly's friend, Hanako?"
"Plum. Maybe. Definitely." Rin responded after a moment’s deliberation. "It's purple, like her eyes."
"Ooh~! I like that! How about Emi?"
"Emi doesn't like ice cream. Says it's not healthy."
"Boo~! That's no fun." I pouted.
"She likes shaved ice."
"Okay~! We'll make her Lemon shaved ice, the sourpuss!" I said, grinning broadly. Surprisingly, this drew a grin from Rin as well.
"What flavor would Hichan be, Richan?"
"Vanilla. Boring on its own, but goes well with lots of other things."
"WAHAHAHA~! That's Hichan!" I laughed, "Now, Richan, what flavor would I be?"
Rin shrugged, "You're Strawberry."
SQUEEEEE~! I LOVE STRAWBERRY!
"Okay~! Okay~! Then you'll be Mango. I like mangoes, and you look like you would be Mango ice cream."
Talking about ice cream has made me really~ hungry.
"Say, Richan~? Wanna go to town and split a parfait with me?"
"What flavor is a parfait?"
"Why silly~! It's friendship flavored!" I laughed, walking toward the gates.
Rin nodded, saying, "Okay," as she joined me.
I may play about with it a little bit to see if I can make it a bit more Misha-ish. Once the meds wear off that is...
.)