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How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:50 am
by Kozaky
I'm just wondering, but how did Hisao suddenly just become a sex master after being a virgin and being the kind of guy to have a heart attack when a girl talks to him. :lol:

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:56 am
by Xanatos
He...Didn't.

If you can call him a "sex master" after the awkward shed adventure, misguided bedroom fumblings, foreplay-leading-to-a-heart-attack...You have very low standards of mastery. And as for the heart attack, that had nothing to do with the kind of guy he is and more to do with his heart being fucked up. :lol:

However, I suppose the real answer is that Hisao is a trope.

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:00 am
by Shail
>asians

I noticed that too, I'm sorry but there's no fucking way you will get a girl to orgasm before you do on your first time unless you do alot of foreplay, which he doesn't seem to do. Very and I mean VERY rare is the girl who can get off quicker than a guy on his first time. Yet he manages to get each girl off before him or with him? No, only in "ideal, hollywoodified" situations, like anime/vn/etc will that happen. Of course, being told you likely won't live through your 30s because of your heart condition and managing to score 1 of 5 beautiful/cute girls that put out within a couple months doesn't sound that likely either. I'd still trade everything I have to be in Hisao's position, I'd pick Emi, get in shape/healthy and become a scientist who lives into his 70s. Kthxbai

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:13 am
by Kozaky
Xanatos wrote:He...Didn't.

If you can call him a "sex master" after the awkward shed adventure, misguided bedroom fumblings, foreplay-leading-to-a-heart-attack...You have very low standards of mastery. And as for the heart attack, that had nothing to do with the kind of guy he is and more to do with his heart being fucked up. :lol:

However, I suppose the real answer is that Hisao is a trope.

I guess i shouldn't call him a sex master, but what i meant was explained in the post below you. :lol:

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:15 am
by Xanatos
Kozaky wrote:
Xanatos wrote:He...Didn't.

If you can call him a "sex master" after the awkward shed adventure, misguided bedroom fumblings, foreplay-leading-to-a-heart-attack...You have very low standards of mastery. And as for the heart attack, that had nothing to do with the kind of guy he is and more to do with his heart being fucked up. :lol:

However, I suppose the real answer is that Hisao is a trope.

I guess i shouldn't call him a sex master, but what i meant was explained in the post below you. :lol:
And your answer was explained in the link. :lol: Might as well ask why Kenny can die in every episode of South Park and come back.

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:43 am
by Comrade
God magic

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:27 pm
by wazuzu
Shail wrote: I'd pick Emi, get in shape/healthy and become a scientist who lives into his 70s. Kthxbai

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:48 pm
by MegaMoto
Comrade wrote:God magic
I support this theory. Or maybe Hisao just lied and had sex EVERYDAY before going to yamaku. Hey it's possible.

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:53 pm
by Comrade
He did say he hanged out with a female friend of his everyday.
But god magic is a way more plausible theory

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:29 pm
by Shail
MegaMoto wrote:
Comrade wrote:God magic
I support this theory. Or maybe Hisao just lied and had sex EVERYDAY before going to yamaku. Hey it's possible.
Cripple guy goes to school, on first few days he encounters 5 girls, half of whom flirt with him and the others show enough interest that even I can pick up on it.
Definitely god magic

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:37 pm
by Guest Poster
I noticed that too, I'm sorry but there's no fucking way you will get a girl to orgasm before you do on your first time unless you do alot of foreplay, which he doesn't seem to do. Very and I mean VERY rare is the girl who can get off quicker than a guy on his first time. Yet he manages to get each girl off before him or with him?
In nearly half the situations, the girl in question was actually in control and thus able to determine the angle and the pace. With one of the less assertive ones (Rin) he did engage in foreplay and Hanako's H-scene wasn't meant to be romantic and enjoyable to begin with.

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:21 pm
by Sea
Guest Poster wrote: Hanako's H-scene wasn't meant to be romantic and enjoyable to begin with.
Ya know, the biggest thing that throws me off about that, barring the many things that throw me off about that scene is the stockings.

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:40 pm
by Steinherz
Sea wrote:
Guest Poster wrote: Hanako's H-scene wasn't meant to be romantic and enjoyable to begin with.
Ya know, the biggest thing that throws me off about that, barring the many things that throw me off about that scene is the stockings.
what about the stockings?

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:43 pm
by Sea
Steinherz wrote:
Sea wrote:
Guest Poster wrote: Hanako's H-scene wasn't meant to be romantic and enjoyable to begin with.
Ya know, the biggest thing that throws me off about that, barring the many things that throw me off about that scene is the stockings.
what about the stockings?
The fact they are awkwardly still on and kinda . . . just awkwardly there. It just kinda encompassed the whole scene for me, that awkward (possibly consentual) awkward wrongly-timed awkward sex scene. . . .

Re: How did Hisao suddenly..

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:11 pm
by Steinherz
Sea wrote:
Steinherz wrote:
Sea wrote:Ya know, the biggest thing that throws me off about that, barring the many things that throw me off about that scene is the stockings.
what about the stockings?
The fact they are awkwardly still on and kinda . . . just awkwardly there. It just kinda encompassed the whole scene for me, that awkward (possibly consentual) awkward wrongly-timed awkward sex scene. . . .
Well it's the best depiction of first-time sex for a couple in the entire VN, of course it'd be pretty damn awk. And it was completely consensual, can people let that thing die? It's really getting annoying now -_-