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Chapter 3: Seizure Boy
“You have to let it in as much as it’s upsetting to wake up with bruises you don’t remember getting.”
I rotate my shoulder, clutching my other hand against it. Those two student council brutes have been keeping me pretty busy over the last week and a half. I haven’t even had time to do anything besides homework and whatever task they’ve assigned me. I get it why I’m doing so much work though. The school festival is tomorrow and everything seems to be not done yet. I haven’t had a chance to go get those forms from Satou yet. And Hakamichi laid into me about my “negligence” over that little incident three times already. I don’t think that I’m going to be getting to fixing that today either. I was told to finish these last few stalls while Hakamichi and Mikado finished some other student council business.
I think they’ve managed to rope some other poor sap into helping them out too. I don’t remember having all these materials brought down for us the other day. But they’ve been spending all their time with some new transfer student that was placed into their class. I’m hoping he decides to join student council. I know my indentured servitude officially ends on the day of the Festival, but I wouldn’t put it past Hakamichi to weasel a few more days or weeks or months of work out of me somehow. Probably through some sort of game. The one time we did all work on the stalls together, she made it a contest to see who could put together the most stalls correctly. And she won by a landslide.
I wipe my brow and drop the hammer in my hand to the ground. That’s it. This is the last stall and I’ve just finished hammering it together. That took enough time. I’m amazed that I didn’t have an episode today with all the stress and physical strain that the Student Council has been running me through. Not to mention that I’ve been doing this all in direct sunlight the whole time. I don’t do too well with routine physical labor. It tends to aggravate my condition and bring about an episode. Unfortunately, pretty much everything tends to aggravate my condition. And then there’s the thing that sometimes I just have an episode for no damn reason. It’s very exciting.
It’s ultimately more exciting because I’m behind the school and wouldn’t have any help if I did suddenly just drop. Thankfully I’ve got two friends to rely on for that. Unfortunately, they didn’t deem our friendship high enough to actually help me build any stalls. Not that I can blame them though. It’s a pretty shitty job.
I pull my headphones off and let them rest around my neck. It’s hot. It’s hot and I’ve been laboring under the sun for the last hour and a half. But it’s finally done and I can go check in with my “bosses” and be done with them for the rest of the day.
“You finally done, Yuuto?”
I turn to the girls sitting behind me. The only two people I can remotely call my friends anymore in this place.
One holds her bandaged stump up to her forehead in a mock salute. The other girl tugs on her twin braids before offering a can of orange soda to me.
“We went into town for you and got that bundle of cardboard tubes from the convenience store for you. I can’t believe you get all that stuff for free.” Molly remarks. “I get that it’s all trash, but it’s a lot of stuff. We put them in your room already.”
I take the few steps over to meet them on the bench before collapsing between them. She practically has to press the soda can against my neck before I remember that I had asked them to get me something to drink when they went to town. I give her a breathless thank you before popping the tab open on the can.
Miki and Molly both move out of the way as orange soda sprays out of the can and directly at my face and chest. I’m too tired to even move the can out of the way. I just let it soak me and possibly stain my uniform shirt orange for the rest of its sad pathetic life. Miki is already roaring with laughter on the ground. Molly, who is now wiping a few droplets of soda off her sleeve, looks like she’s drowning in guilt. She couldn’t move as quickly as Miki, since she’d have a hard time getting off the ground with those metal legs. She reaches into her bag and produces another can of soda.
“I’m sorry, Yuuto. Miki shook the can and said she’d…”
I hurl the half-empty can at Miki. It doesn’t even come anywhere close to her. Miki’s laughing just gets louder. She snorts halfway through it. I take the other soda can from Molly.
“She said she’d come up with something worse if I said anything.”
“Miki, I hate you.” I mutter. I can feel my face instantly start to get sticky. Ugh. And I have to go meet with Mikado and Hakamichi after this. Now I’ll have to go back to my room and shower and change before that. I’d love to say that this is the first time that Miki’s ever gotten me to fall for some stupid prank. But she’s pulled this kind of shit before.
“Oh get over it. It’s just some soda.” Miki scoffs as she shoves herself off the ground. She snorts again as I give her a death glare. A few droplets of soda fall from my bangs.
“Besides I thought you’d find a shower refreshing after working for so long.” Another snorting-laughter fit takes over Miki’s body as I contemplate chucking my other soda at her. Molly pulls my arm back down from over my head.
“Yuuto, that’ll actually hurt her.” Molly warns.
“If you’re trying to get me to not throw this, you’re off to a bad start.”
“Hey. At least you’re all done with your student council slavery in two days.” Miki stands up and begins dusting her butt off. “Did you put together all these stands?”
I pop open the can of soda, making sure to face it away from me this time, just to be safe. It doesn’t spray out like the last one. I let out a sigh of relief before taking a gulp from the can.
“Not all of them. Hakamichi and Mikado did over half of them together. But they’ve been sticking me out here on my own to put together the rest.” I take another sip from the can. “It sucks.”
Miki thuds the back of her hand against my chest. “You could do with a little manual labor, Yuuto. You’re not going to get any girls being a skeleton. You gotta be manly.”
“Miki I don’t think tha-“ Molly begins.
“You gotta get muscles sometime, assbutt.” Miki flexes her arms over her head and kisses each of her biceps. I just let out one of my trademark groans of frustration. Miki’s more annoying than funny sometimes.
She suddenly pokes the large bandage on my left cheek. I wince as she prods the tender bruise underneath.
“What’d you hit this on?”
“Bedside table last night. That really hurts, you know.”
“You’re lucky it didn’t slice your cheek open or something.” Molly points out. “You should move your bedside table a little so you don’t keep hitting it.
“I’ve been too tired when I get back to the room to move anything before you both show up. I don’t even have the strength to move a stupid bedside table. Student Council’s been riding my ass raw.” I take another gulp of soda.
“And when they aren’t making me slave under them, I have to play whatever game Hakamichi manages to pull out of her butt. And she keeps telling me that we’re betting on me having to work for them longer.” I sigh.
I haven’t won a single stupid board game against Hakamichi since I started working for them.
“But the festival is almost here! And you’ll be free to go back to the music club then.” Molly tries to cheer me up.
I nod slowly. That’s all that I have to keep me going now. The fact that after this all blows over, life can go back to the same monotonous pattern that it crawled along with. School day. Club work. Studying with Miki and Molly until curfew. Repeat process until Sunday, which is spent with Miki and Molly downtown. It’s pretty boring, but hey. A boring routine is better than slavery. The only thing that’s changed is that I went from tolerating Takamichi to outright despising him now. And I do plan on making that known. Or more obvious, I guess.
“Yeah. If Shizune doesn’t pull a Shizune and use some sort of power move to keep you in Student Council.” Miki thuds the back of her hand against my chest again. I hate that this is another common occurrence with my one-handed friend.
“Mikado and Hakamichi have been hounding that new guy in your class to join. He helped them make a bunch of these stalls. I think I shouldn’t have anything to worry about if he’s joining up.” I mean, I might have done all the stupid work they assigned me, but I haven’t been pleasant or anything like that. I take another sip of my soda. I just wish it was still cold.
Miki and Molly exchange a glance. More than a glance, really. It’s more of a worried look. In that it makes me incredibly worried.
“What do you two know that I don’t?” I mutter lowly.
Neither of them particularly looks forward to giving me any sort of bad news, so they often try to hide it even when I know that it’s coming. And when that instantly doesn’t work, they just try to hold out longer than the other one. Miki turns her attention to anywhere but me. There’s no use in trying to dig the information out of her once she’s set to ignore me. So I round on Molly, the weakest link. She immediately shrinks into herself, trying to hide. I place my hand on her shoulder.
“Molly.”
“I don’t know anything.” Molly immediately spits out.
“Molly.” I repeat.
“D-Don’t you want to change out of that sticky shirt, Yuuto?”
“Molly.” I repeat again.
“You have clean clothes, r-right?”
“Molly.” I hiss.
“Please, I think assbutt pretty much relies on you to get his laundry done, Molly.” Miki shoots into the conversation.
“Stop calling me assbutt!” And that’s only half true! I did my own laundry last month.
I immediately take advantage of Miki’s returned interest in our conversation to pull her into a headlock under my arm. She pushes away from me, but I hold on tightly. It’s difficult. Miki is a hell of a lot stronger than me. But, she’s only got one good arm. So it’s pretty much an even battle.
At least it is until she stops pushing away from me and starts beating me with both of her arms.
“W-When I was headed to class this morning, I stopped outside the door because I overheard Misha and that Satou girl arguing over the budget reports for the festival!” Molly cries out. She attempts to pull us apart.
I immediately drop Miki, who tumbles off the bench rather gracefully.
“And?” I motion with my hand for Molly to keep the story rolling.
“And Hisao was there. A-and Hisao sort of took Lilly’s side. And… and then in class neither Misha nor Shizune talked to Hisao. Well, I guess Misha didn’t.” Molly cringes, as though I’m going to hit her or something. Which is stupid. If I’m going to hit anyone it’s Miki.
Miki throws herself back onto the bench and wraps her arm around my neck.
“So I guess you’ll probably be stuck in Student Council for a while, ass-er- Yuuto.”
I groan quietly. That’s the last thing I need to hear. I thought this Hisao guy would be my way out of Hakamichi’s clutches. Those two have basically done nothing but talk about him when they were building stalls with me. And when I’ve been working on these things alone, they’ve been dragging him all around the damn school. To boot, it seems like it might all be my fault. I should have just stuck around until Satou finished those stupid reports.
“Great.”
That would explain why Hakamichi was so upset earlier when I went to see them after class. Mikado could barely keep up the translations with how fast the President was signing. And she had to keep stopping to ask what certain words Hakamichi used meant. Oh man, and the crackling coming from Hakamichi’s wrists. I guess I know what put the fire in her today. That also might explain why I had to build the last four stalls all by myself today.
Miki slips her arm off me and pats my back.
“Awww’h, cheer up Yuuto. Who knows? If you stick around maybe Madam President will give you access to her inner cabinet,
if you know what I mean.” She gives me a playful wink to go with the lewd comment.
“Miki!” Molly gasps.
“No thank you. I’d sooner stick it in a meat grinder.” I mutter before standing. I give my arms a stretch over my head. Nothing to do now but go meet Hakamichi and Mikado one last time before I’m free. Hopefully Hakamichi’s calmed down and doesn’t go off on me for taking so long. I gulp down the rest of the soda and toss the empty can to Miki. She fails to catch it with one hand and it bounces off her forearm to Molly.
“I’ll see you guys later tonight then, alright?” Miki and Molly usually spend the last hour before curfew in my room, studying and listening to music I have taking up almost all of my laptop’s hard-drive. Molly typically has to get Miki and me to refocus on the school work every few minutes. I give them a little wave as I walk towards the school building. I stoop to pick up the hammer on my way.
“Okay!” Molly shouts at my back. You know, sometimes it kind of irks me how chipper she can be. Thankfully, she’s nowhere near as bad as Mikado. Still, I turn and nod at her, giving her my best attempt at a smile.
“Yuuto! You’re feeling alright, right?” Miki calls out.
I turn back around. Usually it’s Molly who’s asking that.
“Yeah, I’m fine.” I mean, I’m pretty beat. But I’ve been working out here for a while now. So that’s easily explained.
“Alright. Take it easy, assbutt.” Miki throws me a mock salute again.
I wish I still had the soda can to throw at her. I opt instead to roll my eyes and stalk off to the boy’s dormitory.
And these two are my friends.