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Let's say that Hanako died shortly after Katawa Shoujo ends, whether by suicide or some kind of tragedy. As we all know, Hanako isn't the most popular girl around. Nobody really cares about her except Hisao, Lilly, and Akira. How do you think her funeral would proceed?

Out of all the pointless threads you've created so far, this one takes the cake.

Why? Why would you make this a thread?

What is this? I don't even...

It'd be attended by her friends, most likely, as is the case with most people who die and who don't have any family left. That said, Hanako isn't suicidal and unlike Hisao isn't in danger of dying at a moment's notice.

BTW, you tend to be rather obsessed with morbid or disturbing scenarios. I hope that's not a real-life trait...if it is you might want to talk to someone about that.

Let's say that Hanako died shortly after Katawa Shoujo ends

Let's not and say we did.

Soon as I saw the title: "What the hell...Katie again?"

Soon as I saw Katie's name: "OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!"

Like every funeral, it will be attended by her friends. If this is post-good End, that will include Naomi and others. If not, Hisao and the Satou duo will make it. Mutou will likely attend as well.

There would be no elementary bullies because that's stupid.

There would be no WAHAHA because that's stupid.

Hanako is not immortal because that's stupid.

Lilly's family is RICH. They can afford a funeral. That option is STUPID.

"The bullies from elementary school will turn up, open her coffin, and set her corpse on fire as a very cruel practical joke." ...YOU'RE SO GODDAMN STUPID.

Soon as I saw the title I laughed. That was the point, right? I can't take this seriously.

ShadeHaven wrote:Soon as I saw the title I laughed. That was the point, right? I can't take this seriously.

She has repeatedly insisted her threads are serious, sadly...

Xanatos wrote:

ShadeHaven wrote:Soon as I saw the title I laughed. That was the point, right? I can't take this seriously.

She has repeatedly insisted her threads are serious, sadly...

I seriously doubt that.
I am going to ignore this thread now. And so should everyone.

Hanako is actually a vampire that got burned after showing up in the sun. That is why she has those scars.

One day Hanako said "I WANT TO BE HUMAN" and she managed to do that, but in the process she lost her memory, but remained with her scars. The witch that made her human after she got the right answer to "What can change the nature of a man" pitied her and gave her the false memory that her parents had died in a fire and she was a highschool japanese girl.

Hanako has lacking colums in her memory, which makes her confused most of the time. She also doesnt understand people from this age, because she was born in the French Revolution. Her parents have been dead for hundreads of years actually. Yet she likes chess because it gives her a warm feeling, which is something that she retained from her previous memory, in which she used to play chess with her father.

Once Hisao started playing chess with Hanako that started a type of Oedipus complex on her, and that is the explanation why she had sex with him before even kissing.

KeiichiO wrote:A Vampire, you say?

Awesome.

Baracula is her father.

Regardless of how ridiculously insensitive and morbid this thread may be, I think the 'immortal' option is probably the most accurate. In a meta sense, Hanako is basically immortalized by the creators and fans of KS, so it's the most viable option.

Still, what in the actual fuck were you thinking when you hit post?