What the-(a KS/The Wire crossover)
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:13 am
This shit was written in 30 minutes. Prepare for your eyes to bleed.
Quite possibly the weirdest crossover ever:
Katawa Shoujo/The Wire + Crack.
DEAR GOD, TURN BACK NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! REPORT THIS SHIT AND RUN!
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Note: For added immersive experience in this song, I recommend these songs.
Headsprung- LL Cool J
Fuck the Police or Gangsta Gangsta- N.W.A.
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Gangsta Version-Collegehumor
One more note: Extreme OOC-ness. You have been warned.
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Now, when Hisao Nakai woke up this morning, he did not expect his life to be suddenly drenched in a bunch of references to African-American gangster culture that he would have to look up on the computer to understand. No, this day started as normal as any other. Well at least, for the first five minutes. Nakai took his pills, and began to walk out the door, when suddenly a blur entered his room.
"Holy shi-"
A hand reached from behind him and cupped his mouth, rendering him unable to speak. The other hand reached around and closed the door.
"Sheeeeeeeeeeit, niggah, we got that five-oh rollin' up in this bitch. Shut yo fuckin' mouth up!"
If you, like most readers who have taken High School College Preparation courses that deal with literary analysis (and read crossovers), you would know that the fact that someone speaking in a radically different way in contrast to the other characters meant that a character from a separate universe has entered the fanfiction. WRONG. No, in fact, the voice that said this was quite high pitched. Went on runs every morning with Hisao. Has no legs. Is a friend of Rin's. Does this ring a bell? If it doesn't, I doubt you should be reading this story. Nevertheless, Mr. Master of Romance was quite shocked that Emi was speaking in such a manner. After getting over his initial shock, he burst into laughter.
"Whahahaha, oh, this, THIS IS FUCKING PRICELESS!!!!1111oneoneeleven!"
Emi's jimmies were quite rustled.
"Man, fuck you, peter-puffing motherfucker."
This made Dr. Swagger (V.E.S.T.) degenerate into even more laughter while Emi just left the room giving him the finger.
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After the giggle fit, Hisao actually decided to get some shit done. And go outside. But what he saw outside shocked him. What, dear reader, shocked him so much that this sentence and the last sound extremely cliched? Kenji doing weird shit? No, that was a regular occurrence. Extremely hot scene between two chicks whose names start with H and L? No. Someone getting robbed? Nope, Chuck Testa. It was a combination of all three. Hanako Ikezawa and Lilly Satou held up by Kenji at gunpoint. For a while this silence lasted until Hanako spoke.
"Oh so you got a gun so you want to pop that," then pulling out an AK-47, she continued, "AK-47 now nigga stop that."
Kenji proceeded to stop what he was doing, and drop all his shit while looking very much like he needed to use the emergency facilities. The ones that evacuate one's bowels.
"Mmm. You see why we do this Lilly? Not to take the tea back from Kenji, but for the look on his face."
"Mmmhmm."
They then proceeded to make out, which unfortunately caused Hisao to go
"HNNNNNNNNNNG,"
and drop like he had had an unfavorable meeting with Brother Mouzone.
"Hanako?"
"Yes, Lilly?"
"I cannot think of a Brother Mouzone reference to make."
"Me neither."
The rest of this story comes in the next post to preserve the format.
Quite possibly the weirdest crossover ever:
Katawa Shoujo/The Wire + Crack.
DEAR GOD, TURN BACK NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! REPORT THIS SHIT AND RUN!
-------------
Note: For added immersive experience in this song, I recommend these songs.
Headsprung- LL Cool J
Fuck the Police or Gangsta Gangsta- N.W.A.
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Gangsta Version-Collegehumor
One more note: Extreme OOC-ness. You have been warned.
-------------
Now, when Hisao Nakai woke up this morning, he did not expect his life to be suddenly drenched in a bunch of references to African-American gangster culture that he would have to look up on the computer to understand. No, this day started as normal as any other. Well at least, for the first five minutes. Nakai took his pills, and began to walk out the door, when suddenly a blur entered his room.
"Holy shi-"
A hand reached from behind him and cupped his mouth, rendering him unable to speak. The other hand reached around and closed the door.
"Sheeeeeeeeeeit, niggah, we got that five-oh rollin' up in this bitch. Shut yo fuckin' mouth up!"
If you, like most readers who have taken High School College Preparation courses that deal with literary analysis (and read crossovers), you would know that the fact that someone speaking in a radically different way in contrast to the other characters meant that a character from a separate universe has entered the fanfiction. WRONG. No, in fact, the voice that said this was quite high pitched. Went on runs every morning with Hisao. Has no legs. Is a friend of Rin's. Does this ring a bell? If it doesn't, I doubt you should be reading this story. Nevertheless, Mr. Master of Romance was quite shocked that Emi was speaking in such a manner. After getting over his initial shock, he burst into laughter.
"Whahahaha, oh, this, THIS IS FUCKING PRICELESS!!!!1111oneoneeleven!"
Emi's jimmies were quite rustled.
"Man, fuck you, peter-puffing motherfucker."
This made Dr. Swagger (V.E.S.T.) degenerate into even more laughter while Emi just left the room giving him the finger.
-------------
After the giggle fit, Hisao actually decided to get some shit done. And go outside. But what he saw outside shocked him. What, dear reader, shocked him so much that this sentence and the last sound extremely cliched? Kenji doing weird shit? No, that was a regular occurrence. Extremely hot scene between two chicks whose names start with H and L? No. Someone getting robbed? Nope, Chuck Testa. It was a combination of all three. Hanako Ikezawa and Lilly Satou held up by Kenji at gunpoint. For a while this silence lasted until Hanako spoke.
"Oh so you got a gun so you want to pop that," then pulling out an AK-47, she continued, "AK-47 now nigga stop that."
Kenji proceeded to stop what he was doing, and drop all his shit while looking very much like he needed to use the emergency facilities. The ones that evacuate one's bowels.
"Mmm. You see why we do this Lilly? Not to take the tea back from Kenji, but for the look on his face."
"Mmmhmm."
They then proceeded to make out, which unfortunately caused Hisao to go
"HNNNNNNNNNNG,"
and drop like he had had an unfavorable meeting with Brother Mouzone.
"Hanako?"
"Yes, Lilly?"
"I cannot think of a Brother Mouzone reference to make."
"Me neither."
The rest of this story comes in the next post to preserve the format.